FabSwingers.com forum: Kisses for sale.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cyberjam and I are skint, but still, kisses are needed and make us all feel good. So, for a small fee/donation we offer kisses.

It's a two for one offer. Think of it as a 3way snog session for a small fee. If you don't have any cash, see if you can tempt us with food/books/free advice

Or, if you feel your kiss is worth us paying you? How much? I accept debit. It appears Cyberjam accepts kissing to the ground

By the end of this thread, I'd like to see wether we both have enough left for a pint.

Also the fab monopoly division makes us aware of fare competition. I'm sure you all can kiss each other.

(Mods, no real money will pass between anyone).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Offer Removed by poster at 03/07/17 19:39:47]"

Not the best start possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's about free advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even strawberries and cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's about free advice

Aaaaaand what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's about free advice

Aaaaaand what is it? "

Can't tell you as I'd have to kiss you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly"
how does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?"

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked twister is probably better

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly"

Now naked chess with clocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it

Ssssshhh I'm sure he's around somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I trade a kiss for a go in my hot tub please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm going to be the first to say I'd want paying. I give very good kisses. X

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i only use a barter system

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I trade a kiss for a go in my hot tub please

xx"

Can you make it a cold tub? I'm feeling a little hot today, and need cooling down.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll give you a cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it

Hey calm down im here...now who's first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

Are t we all. It looks like my business partner is leaving me to it

Hey calm down im here...now who's first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I'm going to be the first to say I'd want paying. I give very good kisses. X

I'm in deficit already. This is the worst business idea I've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I trade a kiss for a go in my hot tub please

Can you make it a cold tub? I'm feeling a little hot today, and need cooling down.

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its better when its warm but if you want it cold so be it as long as I get my snog xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops jumped in there pretty quickly

Stepping back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i only use a barter system

what is your opening offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you a cupcake

It's a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?

OooOooh what flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?

OooOooh what flavour?

Cookie dough. Obviously

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i only use a barter system

what is your opening offer?

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im not in charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i never pay for anything kissy - you kiss me because you just want to

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

Pass go and collect a kiss

Go to jail and get fucked in the ass

Chance for random kinky acts

Community chest and everybody feels your tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i only use a barter system

what is your opening offer?

im not in charge

2 pints gets you a snog for as long as you like. It's an open ended offer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I do like monopoly

So how about naked monopoly how does that work?

Haven't a clue I'm making it up as I go along

Pass go and collect a kiss

Go to jail and get fucked in the ass

Chance for random kinky acts

Community chest and everybody feels your tits"

. Pitch that idea to hasbo. See how you get on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?

OooOooh what flavour?

Cookie dough. Obviously

I'll take that as kissing to the floor payment, will need something to cool me down after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?

OooOooh what flavour?

Cookie dough. Obviously

I'll take that as kissing to the floor payment, will need something to cool me down after

Ooh I'd love a bit of kissing to the floor

how about a nice ice cold.... beer? Coke? Wine?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it a bit like buying a car though?

Surely you need to test before you buy?

It could be the worst kiss in the world and not worth a Haribo.

Or it could be the best and then a whole bag

It's a very relative thing we're talking about. And also subjective.

Complicated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I shall kiss you with my vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall kiss you with my vag

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kisses are priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall kiss you with my vag

This is getting interesting.

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By *rontmanMan
over a year ago

Derby and often London

More than happy to do test kisses before going for the full snog-o-thon, always best to check

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

five pound notes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Errrrrrrrrrrm, nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't it a bit like buying a car though?

Surely you need to test before you buy?

It could be the worst kiss in the world and not worth a Haribo.

Or it could be the best and then a whole bag

It's a very relative thing we're talking about. And also subjective.

Complicated.

If i said It's going to be a crap kiss, your guaranteed what you expect or better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

five pound notes?

Tenner each. I like you boys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

five pound notes?

Tenner each. I like you boys

I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Errrrrrrrrrrm, nope

It's like cake??

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i only use a barter system

what is your opening offer?

im not in charge

2 pints gets you a snog for as long as you like. It's an open ended offer.

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i dont snog those who have been drinking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer you some Haagen Daaz ice cream for some kisses?

OooOooh what flavour?

Cookie dough. Obviously

I'll take that as kissing to the floor payment, will need something to cool me down after

Ooh I'd love a bit of kissing to the floor

how about a nice ice cold.... beer? Coke? Wine?!"

I can go for , cant get intoxicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

five pound notes?

Tenner each. I like you boys

I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner.

Wait we're paying? I didn't agree to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake ? "

I've just had a Krispy kreme donut

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Don't be trading my cupcake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake ?

I've just had a Krispy kreme donut

Ohhhh niiiice

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Kudos on starting a thread that not only limits other Men on posting you have a successful about of ladies all to yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Errrrrrrrrrrm, nope

It's like cake??

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Red velvet, then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me a drink at the social and I may think about it.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Don't be trading my cupcake!

Would you prefer if I ate it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kudos on starting a thread that not only limits other Men on posting you have a successful about of ladies all to yourselves

I swing both ways, so men are able to offer too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

five pound notes?

Tenner each. I like you boys

I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner.

Wait we're paying? I didn't agree to this

That's fine. But can you lend me £8?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kudos on starting a thread that not only limits other Men on posting you have a successful about of ladies all to yourselves

Monopoly fair competition.

. As mentioned in my op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy me a drink at the social and I may think about it......."

Nah scrap that idea, just give me the alcohol

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Don't be trading my cupcake!

Would you prefer if I ate it?

Are we still talking about the cupcake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll touch both your cocks as we're kissing?

Show off

I didn't say what id touch them with

five pound notes?

Tenner each. I like you boys

I thought you'd have charged us more than that. Okay, here's my tenner.

Wait we're paying? I didn't agree to this

That's fine. But can you lend me £8? "

£8! You're having a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Don't be trading my cupcake!

Would you prefer if I ate it?

Are we still talking about the cupcake?

Woah is a cake or cake? Can I try your cake miss red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it a bit like buying a car though?

Surely you need to test before you buy?

It could be the worst kiss in the world and not worth a Haribo.

Or it could be the best and then a whole bag

It's a very relative thing we're talking about. And also subjective.

Complicated.

If i said It's going to be a crap kiss, your guaranteed what you expect or better.

Are you saying it is?

I'm a pretty good judge of how good one is...aparently

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Don't be trading my cupcake!

Would you prefer if I ate it?

Are we still talking about the cupcake?

Woah is a cake or cake? Can I try your cake miss red

Of course. You'll have your own organisers cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kisses are priceless

I've got a cupcake, how's that?

Don't be trading my cupcake!

Would you prefer if I ate it?

Are we still talking about the cupcake?

Woah is a cake or cake? Can I try your cake miss red

Of course. You'll have your own organisers cupcake

Oh really? I shall look forward to it, I'm hoping it's in private though

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Can I pay with PornPal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay. Results -

We're at least clean - We've had a bowl of cookie dough Icecream - A handmade board game - & one of is is £8 in the red - But, we got a few snogs. So it had just about the same result as sending out a FAF.

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