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Girls Think They Have It Difficult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got up a few times in the night cos I drank too much Pop yesterday well lets just say Peeing in the dark into something in a very dark room is bloody hard and thats why the dog was fast asleep in a Swimming Pool of Pee Pee this morning...

So what do Girls have to do that makes being one difficult???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you have a light switch in the bathroom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you have a light switch in the bathroom? "

That would burn my eyes at silly Oclock and then I def would be spraying about like a lawn sprinkler...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Could always sit down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could always sit down. "

Im a bloke that would be like asking for directions...Duh!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"So what do Girls have to do that makes being one difficult??? "

clean up after blokes who insist on pissing all over the floor instead of putting the fucking light on!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what do Girls have to do that makes being one difficult???

clean up after blokes who insist on pissing all over the floor instead of putting the fucking light on!!!!!"

Thats a pleasure cos you Love us...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"So what do Girls have to do that makes being one difficult???

clean up after blokes who insist on pissing all over the floor instead of putting the fucking light on!!!!!

Thats a pleasure cos you Love us... "

ye think?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what do Girls have to do that makes being one difficult???

clean up after blokes who insist on pissing all over the floor instead of putting the fucking light on!!!!!

Thats a pleasure cos you Love us... "

And theres one answer as to why i'm single.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what do Girls have to do that makes being one difficult???

clean up after blokes who insist on pissing all over the floor instead of putting the fucking light on!!!!!"

noooo don't do that just rub their noses in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I must say people are being very unfair to the problems us Men face when answering the call of Nature in the wee dark hours...But it does prove that things are harder for us blokes after all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often sit down to go for a pee, usually cos there's a range of books in the kazzi and it just doesn't seem right to be reading about Black Hawk Down with one hand holding my cock.

A trip to the loo is not a functional matter for men, it is a time to reflect, contemplate, knock one out, ponder the universe and decide if you want to shag the wife or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you make the mess you clean it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i piss standing and my aim is usually pretty good if not i cl;ean up after myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you make the mess you clean it up.

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Should we remind women of that in the delivery suite?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Wear blood soaked tampons / towels on long journies.

Use filthy public loos to get changed in.

Grimace when the bin lid slams shut cos you don't want anyone to know what you are doing AND develop the closely honed skill of removing the sticky back of an S.T. in silence.

Not to mention the STUPID blokes who say... 'what DO women do in there ? '

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Woahhhhh...men knock one out in the loo? While they are doing their business?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

In Wishy' house , apparently.

No accounting for fetishes is there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just find it hard to believe they can miss a hole THAT big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"girls think they have it worse, beacasue you have to give birth, but the thing is, you give birth, an go through all that pain, but then loads of women, do it again, and again, and have loads of kids, ask a bloke who's been kicked in the bollocks, if he wants that again. (jason manford)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember my dad on several occasions a bit worse for wear shall we say um peeing in shoe cupboard, wardrobe thinking it was the bathroom lol. So at least you made it to the bathroom

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