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Miscellaneous Thoughts on my birthday

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog"

That's pretty deep dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have NO idea when it's your birthday any more, as everyday is Colgate's birthday! If today genuinely IS the day then have a great one! If it ISN'T really your birthday have a properly miserable one! (just kiddin')

Anyway I heard there was an explosion at a French cheese factory. De-brie everywhere ..

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If you throw a boomerang and it doesn't come back, is it just a meringue?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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happy birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might mean you dont have a dog or a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you mean to say it was actually your birthday and we missed it...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"do you mean to say it was actually your birthday and we missed it... "

i'm not sure myself, that's why i put a ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog"

You must be at least 80 years old by now, yeah?

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog

You must be at least 80 years old by now, yeah?"

I don't have nine lives like you *catty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog"

Other way round, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you mean to say it was actually your birthday and we missed it... "

No. He's asking if his cat is a dog or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have NO idea when it's your birthday any more, as everyday is Colgate's birthday! If today genuinely IS the day then have a great one! If it ISN'T really your birthday have a properly miserable one! (just kiddin')

Anyway I heard there was an explosion at a French cheese factory. De-brie everywhere .. "

Sifting through de-brie Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bkimey its your birthday again , have a splendid day ans if you throw a ball and a dog doesn't chase it it makes it Pooch he just looks at me if i do throw one for him with that "you threw it you fetch it" look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog

You must be at least 80 years old by now, yeah?

I don't have nine lives like you *catty "

Bitch

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If you throw a ball and it doesn't come back, it means your cat is a dog

You must be at least 80 years old by now, yeah?

I don't have nine lives like you *catty

Bitch "

Mr bitch to you

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Are you still seeing that bird?"

"No. She had to go"

"Why?"

"She had a fanny like the Blackwall Tunnel"

"Big was it?"

"Not especially but it was dirty and smelly, it was shut far too often and there were too many people using it".

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