FabSwingers.com forum: Things you should never google at work....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes when having a nose round the forums, or hear something in conversation, you come across something you weren't aware of. Being a nosy sort, yku have a quick google and immediately regret it.

I have inadvertently googled Blue Waffle (prepare the eye bleach for that one) and Shaved Otter (needed to bribe the IT department to scrub that off my browser history).

What have you googled and regretted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/07/17 10:57:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled human toilet, put me off my dinner XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never get the image of munging and a Boston pancake out of my head. Seriously don't do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google is great

Although not the above things and I'm tempted to look ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot kinky jo and 2 girls one cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google is great

Although not the above things and I'm tempted to look ...

Blue waffle isn't real. Just remember that when you see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who told me to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google is great

Although not the above things and I'm tempted to look ...

Blue waffle isn't real. Just remember that when you see it

Are you sure it looked it ...for all of a second

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/07/17 11:06:31]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will never get the image of munging and a Boston pancake out of my head. Seriously don't do it!

I googled it. I should know better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot kinky jo and 2 girls one cup

Hot kinky jo is really impressive in a weird sort of way

but definitely NSWF

Meat spin was always one that you would return to if you left your pc unlocked in school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 girls one cup I only seem to be able to find the reactions of people watching it ...so I think I'm spa_ed from that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 girls one cup I only seem to be able to find the reactions of people watching it ...so I think I'm spa_ed from that one

Oh definitely.

A fab date told me it was his favourite porn

Freak!

It says that blue waffle is a fake std. That could be false I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot kinky jo for the win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 girls one cup I only seem to be able to find the reactions of people watching it ...so I think I'm spa_ed from that one

Oh definitely.

A fab date told me it was his favourite porn

Freak!

It says that blue waffle is a fake std. That could be false I suppose "

Who knows ...dont intend to look again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walrus dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body

I'm the boss too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body

I'm the boss too "

Just do a runner instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body

I'm the boss too

Just do a runner instead

I've tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body

I'm the boss too

Just do a runner instead

I've tried

Or just hide ....noone will find you

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling "

Try wolf bagging

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling "

Oh you didn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

Try wolf bagging

lol "

I daren't look. I was mentally scar_ed last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 girls one cup I only seem to be able to find the reactions of people watching it ...so I think I'm spa_ed from that one

Oh definitely.

A fab date told me it was his favourite porn

Freak!

It says that blue waffle is a fake std. That could be false I suppose "

Was gonna look now not gonna look!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I hate when you get court and quickly shut the page down only to find another 3 or 4 pages of adverts behind each other so embarrassing lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

Try wolf bagging

lol "

This actually happens somewhere

Omg.

Why oh why oh why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

Try wolf bagging

lol

I daren't look. I was mentally scar_ed last time

Nothing wrong with a bit of wolf bagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to murder your boss and dispose of the body

I'm the boss too

Just do a runner instead

I've tried

Or just hide ....noone will find you "

Good idea.

Cya soon

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

Try wolf bagging

lol

I daren't look. I was mentally scar_ed last time

Nothing wrong with a bit of wolf bagging

If your feeling adventurous may I suggest munting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.once nearly typed fabswingers at work.

I got as far as fab, realised what id nearly done so changed it to fab ice lolly ...

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Walrus dildo

There is a walrus sex shop?

Who woulda thunk it

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Won't make you invisible to the IT department but

Ctrl+Shift+P (Ctrl+Shift+N in Chrome and Opera)

is always a smart move to select Private browsing at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

Try wolf bagging

lol

I daren't look. I was mentally scar_ed last time

Nothing wrong with a bit of wolf bagging

If your feeling adventurous may I suggest munting

I'm feeling nauseous (which is not surprising after googling wolf bagging) so I'll pass on that one.

There's only so much you can take in one day

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By *ecretEscapes2Woman
over a year ago

worcester

The name of a black actor in a certain film !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What's the one about the lemons?

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

3 guys one hammer,don't do it

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"What's the one about the lemons?

Do you mean Lemon party?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

this tread is so going to be my bedtime entertainment today

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"this tread is so going to be my bedtime entertainment today

As they say on Crimewatch, don't have nightmares

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

I am now scar_ed for life thanks to you lot and google...

. Lol kaz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling "

I looked. I really should know better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

I looked. I really should know better

Nooooooooo! Why??

Just trust us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

I looked. I really should know better

Nooooooooo! Why??

Just trust us

Lesson learnt. Eye bleach orde_ed.

Anyone got one of those Men in Black mind wiper things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space docking

Really shouldn't have googled that

I have to stop googling

I looked. I really should know better

Nooooooooo! Why??

Just trust us

I couldn't help myself. Humans are one fucked up species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mexican pancake and a ballcuzzi. Some may enjoy these acts but don't look them up work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the last sex site i was on a man had a profile pic of a dick completely cove_ed in genital warts. I mean it looked like bubble wrap (i'm assuming it was a fake profile)

I Googled Genital Warts to make sure it was genital warts and i had to log off and have a cup of tea and a biscuit. I'm still not sure if it was genital warts but heavens to betsy never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobbly bobbly.

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