FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest question you have been asked on here

By *ide stand OP Man
over a year ago

Cymau

Just been asked if I have "normal eyebrows ", what the hell is that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been asked if I have "normal eyebrows ", what the hell is that all about?"

'Normal', as opposed to 'monobrow' I am guessing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been asked if I have "normal eyebrows ", what the hell is that all about?

'Normal', as opposed to 'monobrow' I am guessing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I let a straight guy suck my cock

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Just been asked if I have "normal eyebrows ", what the hell is that all about?"

They could have asked if you have " abnormal eyebrows "....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Belfast near York ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been asked if I have "normal eyebrows ", what the hell is that all about?

They could have asked if you have " abnormal eyebrows "....

They could have asked many things, phrased in many ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I let a straight guy suck my cock

Fab straight obviously

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs)."

Funny how judgmental some people are.....

Seems like a case of pot and kettle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but im chuckling quite loudly here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I let a straight guy suck my cock

Fab straight obviously

I'm not so sure.... he wanted to snog afterwards .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs).

Funny how judgmental some people are.....

Seems like a case of pot and kettle...

Little has changed since school ground judgement. Every boy wants to have sex, but the girls who have sex with them, are bad girls.

I frequently get opening messages...'Oh, at last, a woman who doesn't sleep with half the site'. Play ground stuff. I block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if I owned some black knee high boots that he could come and clean for me. He was actually very specific with what other clothes he wanted to clean as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs)."

Oh yeah that's definitely what he meant, which was strange coz he's obviously on here too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs).

Funny how judgmental some people are.....

Seems like a case of pot and kettle...

Agreed .. some strange folk about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs).

Oh yeah that's definitely what he meant, which was strange coz he's obviously on here too lol "

But it is different for men still.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Not on here but I was once asked if I had a mohair jumper and to wear it. Guy had a fetish and it was the summer

Never saw him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been asked to get someone pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been asked if I have "normal eyebrows ", what the hell is that all about?"
do you shave them and pencil them in maybe theirs a trend for really thick black pencilled in eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been asked to get someone pregnant"

Oh the classic pregnancy messages. You gotta love those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

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damn I need one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

damn I need one of them

You have 2 good thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

damn I need one of them

You have 2 good thighs

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you've got a cheek in fact two amazing cheeks

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

damn I need one of them

You have 2 good thighs

My left one is the good one. The right one is a proper cheeky fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

damn I need one of them

You have 2 good thighs

you've got a cheek in fact two amazing cheeks

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I was asked the other day if my parents were proud of me?? It was a first message too.. a bit strange lol

I would have presumed they meant, proud of you, as in being on a sex site. (not my opinion, guessing theirs).

Oh yeah that's definitely what he meant, which was strange coz he's obviously on here too lol

But it is different for men still."

Maybe it's me but I never really understood why....

Or should I blame my liberation upbringing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time I got asked by a gorgeous lady to meet for loads of naughty hedonistic sexy fun!!

What's that all about? Everyone knows that doesn't happen on here!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

Clippity-clop

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

Clippity-clop

I'll inbox you the details later. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to be messaged first to be asked strange questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

But how can you turn down such a ginuwine offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked why some guys mum and sister wear boob tubes and skirts to parties?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I needed a naked slave ....

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and do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been asked to get someone pregnant

Oh the classic pregnancy messages. You gotta love those

Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked why some guys mum and sister wear boob tubes and skirts to parties?!?

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now thats strange

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

But how can you turn down such a ginuwine offer?"

He was just a bachelor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

Hope you said nayyy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

Hope you said nayyy"

I tried to spur him on

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Will you be my pony slut?

Yeah sure you can stick some reins on me and ride my arse until it bleeds

What the fuck?

Should have said no but I'll be your Unicorn slut, could then be his arse that bleeds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been far more disturbing than opposed to strange

Am I into "beastiality" ?

Wtf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've remembered another one.

I got asked if I would fuck her dad if he walked in on us

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Feeling like we've missed out. Maybe it's something to do with message filters...

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By *hickone48 and christinaMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

I was asked does it get sore when your cock rubs against your leg when you go commando . Lol I'm well hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if would push someone into a slurry pit and wank myself while I watched him drown.

For real!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I've been asked a few strange things but I might get a ban if I shared them lol.

One guy whose parents were also swingers asked if I'd meet up with him and them for a foursum! Eh no!

Another guy who was organising a party asked if I'd play with various family members of his including his daughter. That was completely insane. Not sure if he was at the wind up or not.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Mine has been far more disturbing than opposed to strange

Am I into "beastiality" ?

Wtf..."

Maybe it was an autocorrect for the Harry Potter fantastic beasts thing?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I've been asked a few strange things but I might get a ban if I shared them lol.

One guy whose parents were also swingers asked if I'd meet up with him and them for a foursum! Eh no!

Another guy who was organising a party asked if I'd play with various family members of his including his daughter. That was completely insane. Not sure if he was at the wind up or not."

.... A game all the family cab join in...

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By *ide stand OP Man
over a year ago

Cymau

My pic would have put that one to bed.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

my favourite ones are the questions if I need a human toilet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice been asked if I will get a girl pregnant....yeah by the girl!...

Request declined...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Belfast near York ?"

This one is genius...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's my next period ? And then would I play dead after sex !!!!

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