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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? " Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy. | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? " What she said except the soft bit. I'm embracing that bit | |||
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"Is it okay to have a washing line? It's not old ladyish is it? "very ok - i have a whirlygig but thats cos it was here when i moved in | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy. "I know! It's not fair.  | |||
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"Is it okay to have a washing line? It's not old ladyish is it?
very ok - i have a whirlygig but thats cos it was here when i moved in"Phew I was called weird cos I have a washing line, how else would I dry my clothes in the summer! | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy.
I know! It's not fair. "stay bi | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy.
I know! It's not fair.
stay bi "Hmm. That might be the answer to a lot of my current ponderings. | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy.
I know! It's not fair.
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Hmm. That might be the answer to a lot of my current ponderings. "yup - you mentioned the other day - i remember some stuff off here | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? " Eat some nails | |||
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"I have swallowed a moth. What should I do? " Nothing. | |||
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"Make me forget a lady lol "Sadly some of us are unforgettable | |||
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"I've spatchcocked my chicken, lit the bbq 30 mins ago. When will it be the right temperature to cook my chicken perfectly? " In 8 minutes | |||
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"Just had a close encounter of the third kind. Will anybody take me seriously if i report it.? "I will. | |||
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"Make me forget a lady lol
Sadly some of us are unforgettable "Oh yes | |||
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong? "I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma | |||
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. " You could get real bad spleen problems  | |||
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"Is it okay to have a washing line? It's not old ladyish is it? "On what would one hang their laundry otherwise? | |||
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"OMG i think they taken OP to.  "I may have forgotten about you all temporarily | |||
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong?
I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma "My vagina is in mourning, maybe we need some help with this one! | |||
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"i haven't seen my husband for over 7 years...can i have him declared dead now, as this will be much cheaper than a divorce?" Yes you can. | |||
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"Why can't I make friends any more?" Who knows | |||
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. You could get real bad spleen problems "((Thank you for mentally filling in the "are")). Will I need a buttery net when I take a poo? | |||
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. " Moth balls. Try one | |||
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. You could get real bad spleen problems
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Will I need a buttery net when I take a poo? "Imagine that said butterfly | |||
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. You could get real bad spleen problems "might tickle your arse as you poo it out | |||
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong?
I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma
My vagina is in mourning, maybe we need some help with this one! "As is mine. It is wearing black. | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you? "Can you advise what to do. I want to dip my cock in honey but I am don't want to get it to Sticky   | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you? "Does tree bark grow from the inside or outside? | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy.
I know! It's not fair. "Hahahaha  | |||
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"I've spatchcocked my chicken, lit the bbq 30 mins ago. When will it be the right temperature to cook my chicken perfectly? In 8 minutes " From now or when I posted? | |||
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. You could get real bad spleen problems
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Will I need a buttery net when I take a poo? "No, that's a myth. | |||
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"I've spatchcocked my chicken, lit the bbq 30 mins ago. When will it be the right temperature to cook my chicken perfectly? In 8 minutes From now or when I posted? "30 seconds...get it on | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? " Oh hello this sounds familiar but I'm all for soft | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you?
Can you advise what to do. I want to dip my cock in honey but I am don't want to get it to
Sticky "I'll wash it after | |||
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong?
I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma
My vagina is in mourning, maybe we need some help with this one!
As is mine. It is wearing black. "(( I thought that was the other hole.... ) | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you?
Does tree bark grow from the inside or outside?
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong?
I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma
My vagina is in mourning, maybe we need some help with this one!
As is mine. It is wearing black.
(( I thought that was the other hole.... )"All of them | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Oh hello this sounds familiar but I'm all for soft "Kneepads ready? | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? Go soft around someone and post simultaneously on the forum!! Mmm that still works better as a concept if you're a guy.
I know! It's not fair.
stay bi
Hmm. That might be the answer to a lot of my current ponderings.
yup - you mentioned the other day - i remember some stuff off here " I'm touched. | |||
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"I've spatchcocked my chicken, lit the bbq 30 mins ago. When will it be the right temperature to cook my chicken perfectly? In 8 minutes From now or when I posted?
30 seconds...get it on "It's in 
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"What the potentially damaging effects of a moth on the human digestive system. " swallow a tarantula xxx | |||
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"i haven't seen my husband for over 7 years...can i have him declared dead now, as this will be much cheaper than a divorce? Yes you can. " woo hoo!! result!!! | |||
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong?
I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma
My vagina is in mourning, maybe we need some help with this one!
As is mine. It is wearing black. "Take a razor to it bloody hell | |||
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"I have five massive (and growing) mozzie bites on leg/ass/midriff/arm. They are so itchy regardless of how much Anthisan I put on them and are now less small red bit and more like hard egg size swollen hard lump of skin pox. It might be too late for me. Is there hope?" Take a promethazine, that'll take away the itch xx | |||
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"I've spatchcocked my chicken, lit the bbq 30 mins ago. When will it be the right temperature to cook my chicken perfectly? In 8 minutes From now or when I posted?
30 seconds...get it on
It's in
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"I have five massive (and growing) mozzie bites on leg/ass/midriff/arm. They are so itchy regardless of how much Anthisan I put on them and are now less small red bit and more like hard egg size swollen hard lump of skin pox. It might be too late for me. Is there hope?" Get someone to piss on them | |||
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"Is it true that you were in the Lord of the Rings films and you played the gap of Rohan? (( I heard it from a friend))" Correct | |||
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"I don't faf or a lady wank. What's gone wrong?
I can't answer this question my vagina is also in a coma
My vagina is in mourning, maybe we need some help with this one!
As is mine. It is wearing black.
Take a razor to it bloody hell "Can't. It's not been 40 days | |||
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"Is it true that you were in the Lord of the Rings films and you played the gap of Rohan? (( I heard it from a friend)) Correct " Nice. I'm going off down the pub to tell them. I know a movie star! | |||
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"Is it true that you were in the Lord of the Rings films and you played the gap of Rohan? (( I heard it from a friend)) Correct Nice. I'm going off down the pub to tell them. I know a movie star! " You are going off down the pub. Have you reached your use by date? | |||
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"I'd like a new job where I do very little for a stack of dosh. Where do I start "I can't say it on here... | |||
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"Spent all day looking at famous people with short hair, thinking of chopping mine off, as always had long hair not sure what to do "Brave the shave | |||
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"Is it true that you were in the Lord of the Rings films and you played the gap of Rohan? (( I heard it from a friend)) Correct Nice. I'm going off down the pub to tell them. I know a movie star! You are going off down the pub. Have you reached your use by date? " . You know the answer to that ((damn how do you do a super huge font?)) YES. * note to self: change username to Mouldyman | |||
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"I have five massive (and growing) mozzie bites on leg/ass/midriff/arm. They are so itchy regardless of how much Anthisan I put on them and are now less small red bit and more like hard egg size swollen hard lump of skin pox. It might be too late for me. Is there hope? Take a promethazine, that'll take away the itch xx" Dammit, that means going somewhere and buying some! My first aid kit is inadequate. What's the point of it?! | |||
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"I have five massive (and growing) mozzie bites on leg/ass/midriff/arm. They are so itchy regardless of how much Anthisan I put on them and are now less small red bit and more like hard egg size swollen hard lump of skin pox. It might be too late for me. Is there hope? Get someone to piss on them " | |||
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"I have five massive (and growing) mozzie bites on leg/ass/midriff/arm. They are so itchy regardless of how much Anthisan I put on them and are now less small red bit and more like hard egg size swollen hard lump of skin pox. It might be too late for me. Is there hope? Get someone to piss on them " | |||
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"I'm sickeningly happy currently and I'm worried it's making me... soft. Me. Soft. What should I do? " | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? " I have some great blowjob knee pads. Is that what you need? | |||
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"Currently in Tesco's(hope no one is looking over my shoulder) Chocolate Digestives or Choc Hob Nobs ? In a dilemma and they shut at 11 "hob nobs | |||
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"Currently in Tesco's(hope no one is looking over my shoulder) Chocolate Digestives or Choc Hob Nobs ? In a dilemma and they shut at 11
hob nobs"Thanks lovely, But think the Op Miss Honey should decide , think I'm about to get chucked out Help!!! | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? " Makita gel knee pads are your best bet | |||
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"Currently in Tesco's(hope no one is looking over my shoulder) Chocolate Digestives or Choc Hob Nobs ? In a dilemma and they shut at 11 "You really need to ask? Hob nobs | |||
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"I have been horny all weekend and on several occasions been mistaken for a tripod Should I stick a camera on my head?" Bragging much? Proof of this tripod is require before I answer | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? I have some great blowjob knee pads. Is that what you need?" You have knee pads for blowjobs? | |||
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"Currently in Tesco's(hope no one is looking over my shoulder) Chocolate Digestives or Choc Hob Nobs ? In a dilemma and they shut at 11
You really need to ask? Hob nobs "Thank you  I can have a good dunk now  | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? " Send a photo | |||
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"Should I bother writing anything on my profile?" Nope. I have taken the text off mine. Should I have done that? | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? I have some great blowjob knee pads. Is that what you need? You have knee pads for blowjobs? "I have elbow pads for sex | |||
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"Should I bother writing anything on my profile? Nope. I have taken the text off mine. Should I have done that?" Yeah. Peter Andre liked a mysterious girl so I'm sure the fab folk will too | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? Send a photo "You have mail | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? Send a photo
You have mail "Gorgeous x | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? " Sounds lovely. | |||
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"Should I bother writing anything on my profile?" No, it's a complete waste of effort. | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? Sounds lovely." Lush is the commet I got | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? " I think you will look amazing. Enjoy. | |||
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"I am going on a vanilla date tonight. Decided my over the knees boots was a bit too much. Grey dress stockings and heels. What ya think ?? Sounds lovely. Lush is the commet I got "Matching underwear? | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? I have some great blowjob knee pads. Is that what you need? You have knee pads for blowjobs? "Bukkake pads. | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? I have some great blowjob knee pads. Is that what you need? You have knee pads for blowjobs?
Bukkake pads."Do they come with goggles and a swimming cap? | |||
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"Hi Miss Honey, I am too lazy to start a look at me thread but would like advice on my profile. How can I get advice without resorting to posting a "please look at my profile" post. my undying gratitude awaits "Don't bother. | |||
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"Might I seek advice on how best to recover from a weekend of excess (of the drinky variety, nothin' naughty) in Newcastle? I am lead on my bed unable to muster my mojo! "You need me to sit on your face | |||
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"Actually - which brand of knee pads is the most reliable for heavy duty use? I have some great blowjob knee pads. Is that what you need? You have knee pads for blowjobs?
Bukkake pads."Party essential | |||
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"Might I seek advice on how best to recover from a weekend of excess (of the drinky variety, nothin' naughty) in Newcastle? I am lead on my bed unable to muster my mojo! "Man up self inflicted  | |||
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"Dear Miss Honey Please could you knock 50 years off my age and add 9 inches on my willy. Thanking you in anticipation. John" Sorry but no | |||
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"Hi Miss Honey, I am too lazy to start a look at me thread but would like advice on my profile. How can I get advice without resorting to posting a "please look at my profile" post. my undying gratitude awaits
Don't bother." | |||
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"I found a bramble in the back garden almost two inches across. How does one safely tell if the bramble is actually a triffid?" Has it tried to kill you? | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you? "find me a hairy pussy  | |||
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"I found a bramble in the back garden almost two inches across. How does one safely tell if the bramble is actually a triffid? Has it tried to kill you?" Yes! Admittedly, I had set upon it with secateurs. | |||
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"Might I seek advice on how best to recover from a weekend of excess (of the drinky variety, nothin' naughty) in Newcastle? I am lead on my bed unable to muster my mojo!
You need me to sit on your face "Mmmmff-mmffmmm!!! | |||
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"Might I seek advice on how best to recover from a weekend of excess (of the drinky variety, nothin' naughty) in Newcastle? I am lead on my bed unable to muster my mojo!
Man up self inflicted "So not true!! I'm soooo tired! My roomy snored constantly! | |||
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"Might I seek advice on how best to recover from a weekend of excess (of the drinky variety, nothin' naughty) in Newcastle? I am lead on my bed unable to muster my mojo!
You need me to sit on your face
Mmmmff-mmffmmm!!! "Sorry what? | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you? "My ball sack is full, can you empty it for me miss honey | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now. "Only 2 days | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now.
Only 2 days "You don't understand the horn level. | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now.
Only 2 days
You don't understand the horn level. "Are we talking trumpet, trombone or tuba | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now.
Only 2 days
You don't understand the horn level. "Ps trust me I do, welcome to my world | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now.
Only 2 days
You don't understand the horn level.
Are we talking trumpet, trombone or tuba"My vag is like a Venus fly trap right now. | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now. "Ok I'll come over. So needy | |||
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now.
Only 2 days
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"I need sex. I've been horny for 2 days now.
Ok I'll come over. So needy "I shall warm the bed | |||
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"Dear Miss Honey Please could you knock 50 years off my age and add 9 inches on my willy. Thanking you in anticipation. John Sorry but no " Thus site is full of buts. | |||
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"Dear Miss Honey Please could you knock 50 years off my age and add 9 inches on my willy. Thanking you in anticipation. John Sorry but no This site is full of nice buts." FIFY | |||
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"Good evening Fab folk and welcome to my helpline I will try and give advice or provide a solution to your problems. (Disclaimer it may not be much use at all) Tell me, how may I help you?
Can you advise what to do. I want to dip my cock in honey but I am don't want to get it to
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