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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

judged, oh yes I have judged the bastard.....

..........but never measured him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!"

usually the arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

usually the arsehole "

oh in that case 5'11"

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Never measured it... not a vital stat in my opinion when meeting either.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying. "

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no me but i believe it to small for women here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

"

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!"

From the base of your shaft to the tip of its head. Dont push back the pubes to force an extra inch out. It's so obvious when guys do that in pics.

The Choking the chicken look, never looks good on any guys dick pic! Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"no me but i believe it to small for women here lol"

If you read the forums and find threads about this you can enjoy proving yourself wrong. You could then be a self flagellent and kill two birds with one stone - in a manner of speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

From the base of your shaft to the tip of its head. Dont push back the pubes to force an extra inch out. It's so obvious when guys do that in pics.

The Choking the chicken look, never looks good on any guys dick pic! Lol"

There you go guys straight from the willy nurse's casebook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have and it is very accommodating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

From the base of your shaft to the tip of its head. Dont push back the pubes to force an extra inch out. It's so obvious when guys do that in pics.

The Choking the chicken look, never looks good on any guys dick pic! Lol"

Bugger I wish I had Donald Trump's hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is..."

If people on here equate big cock with good sex, then I wouldn't meet them, a man is more than the size of his parts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is...

If people on here equate big cock with good sex, then I wouldn't meet them, a man is more than the size of his parts.... "

Nobody is saying that apart from you which is rather telling...

The OP just asked if guys measured their knobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

From the base of your shaft to the tip of its head. Dont push back the pubes to force an extra inch out. It's so obvious when guys do that in pics.

The Choking the chicken look, never looks good on any guys dick pic! Lol

There you go guys straight from the willy nurse's casebook. "

Pretty hard to miss when so many guys on here think it's ok to attach dick pics to messages when no one has asked for them. Seen on...seen them all. They're not even attractive to look at and dick pics aren't a turn on to look at.

OP, I've never had a guy message me whereas he hasn't got his measurement written down on his profile or within the message he's sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

From the base of your shaft to the tip of its head. Dont push back the pubes to force an extra inch out. It's so obvious when guys do that in pics.

The Choking the chicken look, never looks good on any guys dick pic! Lol

Bugger I wish I had Donald Trump's hands "

Did you see that naked portrait of him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is...

If people on here equate big cock with good sex, then I wouldn't meet them, a man is more than the size of his parts....

Yes I was. A simple "yes I do or don't" is what I was looking for...

Nobody is saying that apart from you which is rather telling...

The OP just asked if guys measured their knobs. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is...

If people on here equate big cock with good sex, then I wouldn't meet them, a man is more than the size of his parts....

Nobody is saying that apart from you which is rather telling...

The OP just asked if guys measured their knobs. "

Aw thank you for quoting me , I was responding to the OP saying that "if people on here ask for cocks 7 inches and above you must know how big it is, implying (sorry OP if I am putting words in your mouth) that we would check or know because we had previously measured it, I have never felt the need to measure mine (in response to the OP's original question) therefore when I see a profile requesting a certain size I ignore said profile....

Phew we got there eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take at least an inch off of every measurement on here; sometimes two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis?? "

Every man has measured it

Every man has estimated it

Every man has lied about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

From the base of your shaft to the tip of its head. Dont push back the pubes to force an extra inch out. It's so obvious when guys do that in pics.

The Choking the chicken look, never looks good on any guys dick pic! Lol

Bugger I wish I had Donald Trump's hands

Did you see that naked portrait of him? "

No but did his hands make his dick look any bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is what it is, but it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is...

If people on here equate big cock with good sex, then I wouldn't meet them, a man is more than the size of his parts....

Nobody is saying that apart from you which is rather telling...

The OP just asked if guys measured their knobs.

Aw thank you for quoting me , I was responding to the OP saying that "if people on here ask for cocks 7 inches and above you must know how big it is, implying (sorry OP if I am putting words in your mouth) that we would check or know because we had previously measured it, I have never felt the need to measure mine (in response to the OP's original question) therefore when I see a profile requesting a certain size I ignore said profile....

Phew we got there eh? "

I have a new fan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some that do. If people on here ask for Cocks 7inches and above you must know how big it is...

If people on here equate big cock with good sex, then I wouldn't meet them, a man is more than the size of his parts....

Nobody is saying that apart from you which is rather telling...

The OP just asked if guys measured their knobs.

Aw thank you for quoting me , I was responding to the OP saying that "if people on here ask for cocks 7 inches and above you must know how big it is, implying (sorry OP if I am putting words in your mouth) that we would check or know because we had previously measured it, I have never felt the need to measure mine (in response to the OP's original question) therefore when I see a profile requesting a certain size I ignore said profile....

Thank you xx

Phew we got there eh?

I have a new fan. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considered measuring it but broke the ruler trying to bend it ...just my luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Considered measuring it but broke the ruler trying to bend it ...just my luck "

Hahaha use an industrial measurement I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considered measuring it but broke the ruler trying to bend it ...just my luck

Hahaha use an industrial measurement I'll help "

By all means help is appreciated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying. "

Maybe some guys dont, they dont need to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol "

You will have offers flooding in to assist now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol "

7inches are you sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should have a guessing contest!

.......now to find a ruler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

Maybe some guys dont, they dont need to "

Yeah next their be saying they don't know what shoe size they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

Maybe some guys dont, they dont need to

Yeah next their be saying they don't know what shoe size they are. "

Women's or mens shoes?....they differ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We should have a guessing contest!

.......now to find a ruler!"

I'll be the ruler hehehe

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I take at least an inch off of every measurement on here; sometimes two. "

Step. Away. From. The. Scissors.

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By *layfulAussieMan
over a year ago

Sydney

Well... I documented it in my photos.. so I'd be lying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, I've never had a guy message me whereas he hasn't got his measurement written down on his profile or within the message he's sent."

Not sure that's entirely true, is it

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I always ask for dimensions

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

Liar "

Nope, never been that insecure.

Does help that since we started swinging, I've had some great feedback about it being... lets say "above average", so I really don't give a monkeys about a number on a ruler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriend measured me so she could tell her friends hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

Liar

Nope, never been that insecure.

Does help that since we started swinging, I've had some great feedback about it being... lets say "above average", so I really don't give a monkeys about a number on a ruler. "

Lol too easy.

Next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't meet a man who says he hasn't

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The pen is mightier than the sword

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis??

Every man has measured it

Every man has estimated it

Every man has lied about it lol"
this is the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever the size enjoy it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I won't meet a man who says he hasn't "

Of all the reasons to be filtered out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

Liar

Nope, never been that insecure.

Does help that since we started swinging, I've had some great feedback about it being... lets say "above average", so I really don't give a monkeys about a number on a ruler.

Lol too easy.

Next "

What size is "average"

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!"

Start to the end ??

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis?? "

I have. Along the top too.

I was pleasantly surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

Liar

Nope, never been that insecure.

Does help that since we started swinging, I've had some great feedback about it being... lets say "above average", so I really don't give a monkeys about a number on a ruler.

Lol too easy.

Next

What size is "average" "

i believe it is i'm told 5-6.5 inches is the average British man.

But don't quote me on that. ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying.

I haven't.

Never seen the need to.

Liar

Nope, never been that insecure.

Does help that since we started swinging, I've had some great feedback about it being... lets say "above average", so I really don't give a monkeys about a number on a ruler.

Lol too easy.

Next

What size is "average"

i believe it is i'm told 5-6.5 inches is the average British man.

But don't quote me on that. ha"

Right ok. Runs off to get ruler hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol

7inches are you sure about that "

Come and measure me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol

7inches are you sure about that

Come and measure me "

On my way

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

I am afraid it will be smaller then I think it is. No no measuring for me

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

I gone metric sounds much better

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Any man who says he hasn't is lying. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure at the ready.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol

7inches are you sure about that

Come and measure me

On my way "

Ill get the magnifying glass ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measured mine with a laser measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

usually the arsehole "

That could be anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't meet a man who says he hasn't

Of all the reasons to be filtered out... "

Yeah. I won't meet bigger bullshiters than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take at least an inch off of every measurement on here; sometimes two. "

I would love to add an extra inch on when I'm asked my size but I am pretty sure it won't help me in the slightest!

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa


"Any man who says he hasn't is lying. "

not so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol

7inches are you sure about that "

Why not? he looks good and 7 inches is perfect for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all I know is, its mightier than my sword....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think im about 7 inches but havent measured...honest! Lol

7inches are you sure about that

Why not? he looks good and 7 inches is perfect for me. "

Ill remember you said that when im down south!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis?? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis?? "
I dont you get what youre given or not as the case may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis?? "

It's about this big...you'll have to imagine me holding my hands apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering how many guys actually measure there Penis?? "

id let you measure mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint class is just under 6 inches deep.

*waits for several people to be barred from thier local *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint class is just under 6 inches deep.

*waits for several people to be barred from thier local *"

Are you sure about that? They look much taller than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint class is just under 6 inches deep.

*waits for several people to be barred from thier local *

Are you sure about that? They look much taller than that. "

Yep 5.9 or so inches tall iirc.

People seem to forget that 6 inches is half a foot. Yet you have loads of people talking about thier 8 inch cock that barely extends past thier hand when holding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured it. Not felt the need and my Tailor has never asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time these threads come up, pardon the pun, no-one can tell me where you measure it from!

usually the arsehole "

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