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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was just chatting to the neighbours gf and she seemed awfully chirpy , I would love to get a round with her half temped to text see if she wants to watch a film XD what you think ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Up to you of course but its not a great idea to get involved so close to home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming this isn't just a big fantasy, then my advice is stay well clear. Why piss on your own doorstep? This can only end badly can't it if you drive a wedge with your neighbour!?

But hey, you're an adult and free to make your own choices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting over the fence, or chatting on here ?

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"So I was just chatting to the neighbours gf and she seemed awfully chirpy , I would love to get a round with her half temped to text see if she wants to watch a film XD what you think ?"

Personally I think this is a bloody terrible idea. You're considering trying to seduce a woman to get her to cheat on her partner?!

My bf would have something to say about it if someone tried that with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whether her boyfriend would kick your arse or not.

If a girl talks to you she definitely wants to fuck you. 100% proven fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman chats, woman smiles = woman wants me.... and is prepared to screw up her existing relationship and cause a lifetime of neighbourhood dispute.......

Who do I ask around here for a head-banging emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have weighed it up, even if its just for a movie XD , and just over the fence

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I talk to both my neighbours over the fence. Does this mean they want to fuck me?

Seriously though, why would you do this? Find someone that's not going to complicate your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have weighed it up, even if its just for a movie XD , and just over the fence"

So you wouldn't mind, if roles were reversed, and another neighbour randomly asked your girlfriend to go around his, for a movie ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have weighed it up, even if its just for a movie XD , and just over the fence

So you wouldn't mind, if roles were reversed, and another neighbour randomly asked your girlfriend to go around his, for a movie ?"

been there had that but it was my best pal, and the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I'm mean to everyone I meet - because I don't want to smile and give the impression that I'm 'up for it.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is why I'm mean to everyone I meet - because I don't want to smile and give the impression that I'm 'up for it.' "

im not saying that, it just showed how good looking she is is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go.put and pick someone up instead of potentially causing chaos on your doorstep.

Unless you want to lose your teeth by a punch from her partner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go.put and pick someone up instead of potentially causing chaos on your doorstep.

Unless you want to lose your teeth by a punch from her partner..."

go put? Yeah Ive came to my senses past the frustration, not the best idea "shaking head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out... It was a typo.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"So I was just chatting to the neighbours gf and she seemed awfully chirpy , I would love to get a round with her half temped to text see if she wants to watch a film XD what you think ?"

That's the best idea in the history of ideas!

Let us know how it goes! Good luck.

Aj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you entertained the idea in the first place

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Are you absolutely sure she plays golf ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was just chatting to the neighbours gf and she seemed awfully chirpy , I would love to get a round with her half temped to text see if she wants to watch a film XD what you think ?"
I'd watch fatal attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the neighbour beat the shit out of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the neighbour beat the shit out of you?"

probably but ive faced worse odds for less, and most of them werent my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I'm mean to everyone I meet - because I don't want to smile and give the impression that I'm 'up for it.' "

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the neighbour beat the shit out of you?

probably but ive faced worse odds for less, and most of them werent my fault"

Never is though is it. Most people on this thread are saying this is a bad idea.

You give the impression that you were hoping we'd all be suppprting you and saying 'yeah, go for it'

Even though you've been advised against, you still seem to want to go ahead - even when it's being hinted at that your neighbour might not respond too favourably to the idea of you basically trying to steal his girlfriend - and if he does kick your arse it won't have been your fault will it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the neighbour beat the shit out of you?

probably but ive faced worse odds for less, and most of them werent my fault

Never is though is it. Most people on this thread are saying this is a bad idea.

You give the impression that you were hoping we'd all be suppprting you and saying 'yeah, go for it'

Even though you've been advised against, you still seem to want to go ahead - even when it's being hinted at that your neighbour might not respond too favourably to the idea of you basically trying to steal his girlfriend - and if he does kick your arse it won't have been your fault will it? "

Honestly at first the support yes but then I got intrigued to the various sides, no that would be my fault ive dragged into worse for doing nothin other than standoping up for women and guys

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

Let me put it this way:

Gavin once slept with his (now former) best friend's brother's girlfriend. Both men said that if Gavin wasn't built like a brick shithouse and a scary man they'd have kicked the shit out of him for it. Gavin has always regretted what he did, as lots of people got emotionally hurt. He also ignored his own moral code and has always felt terrible about that.

So, whether or not this guy is scary or not, whether or not he's likely to beat you to death, eventually someone gets hurt in one way or another.

There is already far too much pain and suffering in this world, so why go out of your way to add to it?

x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

At the end of the day OP will do what he wants no matter what the consequences are.

I would laugh if she is not interested.

Everyone here seems to think she is interested!

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"At the end of the day OP will do what he wants no matter what the consequences are.

I would laugh if she is not interested.

Everyone here seems to think she is interested!

"

Good point! She might just be a nice person! They do exist OP!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I talk to both my neighbours over the fence. Does this mean they want to fuck me?

Seriously though, why would you do this? Find someone that's not going to complicate your life. "

If it's a guy then it's highly likely he does want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does this poor woman get any say at all in this..or it just up to 2 neanderthals to club each other over the head for her attention??

you may get a shock and find out that ,despite being an attractive female, she may actually have a mind of her own!

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

imagine he done that to you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because your neighbour chats to you and is happy doesn't mean she wants you she could just generally be a very happy person. If it goes wrong can you live with being next door to a guy that wants to hurt you every day and night??

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think OP is an attention seeker! There are lots on this site

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"does this poor woman get any say at all in this..or it just up to 2 neanderthals to club each other over the head for her attention??

you may get a shock and find out that ,despite being an attractive female, she may actually have a mind of her own!"

I'm sure it will have been said earlier but there does seem to be the assumption that friendly woman = woman who wants sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does this poor woman get any say at all in this..or it just up to 2 neanderthals to club each other over the head for her attention??

you may get a shock and find out that ,despite being an attractive female, she may actually have a mind of her own!

I'm sure it will have been said earlier but there does seem to be the assumption that friendly woman = woman who wants sex. "

just because a woman or even a man is friendly doesn't mean they want to jump into bed and have sex.

I agree OP is an attention seeker

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS


"So I was just chatting to the neighbours gf and she seemed awfully chirpy , I would love to get a round with her half temped to text see if she wants to watch a film XD what you think ?"

Be careful, some young guys are easily confused when they get a bit of female attention.

Just because someone is chirpy and friendly doesn't mean they fancy you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is pure comedy

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Don't shit on your own door step.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"does this poor woman get any say at all in this..or it just up to 2 neanderthals to club each other over the head for her attention??

you may get a shock and find out that ,despite being an attractive female, she may actually have a mind of her own!

I'm sure it will have been said earlier but there does seem to be the assumption that friendly woman = woman who wants sex.

just because a woman or even a man is friendly doesn't mean they want to jump into bed and have sex.

I agree OP is an attention seeker "

sorry can we back track a bit here I explained rather early on in the thread, she was smiling chatty blah and it basically highlighted her beauty, now if we could forward a bit moreni say yeah I decided against it past my eroused state.

Not to sound the prick but could you atleast read before you say some of you lot. Its not that difficult, well obviously that varies on your mental capacity and ability to not through grenades in the landy so to speak.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

She was humouring you.

Go and have an angry wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She was humouring you.

Go and have an angry wank. "

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I'm mean to everyone I meet - because I don't want to smile and give the impression that I'm 'up for it.' "

You're so ornery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't shit on your own door step."

Use the toilet.

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