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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " Makeup team? | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows" Basically by shitting fluff | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff " I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation | |||
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"please dont make me have arsehole envy - bad enough coping with boob envy "I'm being serious, I'm conscious I have darker areas of skin. | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff " that sounds so ...............'frilly' | |||
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"please dont make me have arsehole envy - bad enough coping with boob envy
I'm being serious, I'm conscious I have darker areas of skin."think most of us do xx | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation " How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? | |||
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"please dont make me have arsehole envy - bad enough coping with boob envy
I'm being serious, I'm conscious I have darker areas of skin."Well there's nothing wrong with that! | |||
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"Take a photo of it and I'll retouch it to look perfect for you "You want to touch my arsehole? | |||
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"Anal bleaching with pain daisy I'd love to know how people get everything so smooth with no hairs, no stubble, no cuts or pimples "Not the lemon fresh then? | |||
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"Take a photo of it and I'll retouch it to look perfect for you
You want to touch my arsehole? "I've retouched stranger things than that. | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? " Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets | |||
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"Anal bleaching with pain daisy I'd love to know how people get everything so smooth with no hairs, no stubble, no cuts or pimples
Not the lemon fresh then? "Just got a horrendous of a cross between a butt plug and a bog brush... | |||
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"They never, ever use it. " Are you saying they're anally retentive? | |||
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"this is going to be a good thread - im holding off tea time "You are welcome. I'm going to consult Google and see what he says. | |||
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"Take a photo of it and I'll retouch it to look perfect for you
You want to touch my arsehole?
I've retouched stranger things than that."I can imagine this to be most true | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets " Oh like camoflarse? | |||
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"this is going to be a good thread - im holding off tea time
You are welcome. I'm going to consult Google and see what he says."im hungry - you google - i get chicken - meet you back here shortly | |||
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"this is going to be a good thread - im holding off tea time
You are welcome. I'm going to consult Google and see what he says."Shall I consult that other site? They always offer splendid advice! Look at my question the other night | |||
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"this is going to be a good thread - im holding off tea time
You are welcome. I'm going to consult Google and see what he says.
Shall I consult that other site? They always offer splendid advice! Look at my question the other night "Please do. The more advice and options the better. I'm not planning any sex anytime soon so let's make my arsehole pretty instead. (This will allow any chemical burns to heal also)  | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets Oh like camoflarse?" I think you are over complicating this in an effort to avoid pain, most do.... there is no quick and easy way to a puckered pink. It's either bleach, a diet of marshmallows or sitting very precisely on a hot coal; in this life we suffer for beauty | |||
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"this is going to be a good thread - im holding off tea time
You are welcome. I'm going to consult Google and see what he says.
im hungry - you google - i get chicken - meet you back here shortly "Perfect plan. | |||
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"Before joining fab I never thought I could get jealous of someone's arsehole. Some people just have perfect ones, I just need to get over it. "I need to stop looking at them. Assholes | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets Oh like camoflarse? I think you are over complicating this in an effort to avoid pain, most do.... there is no quick and easy way to a puckered pink. It's either bleach, a diet of marshmallows or sitting very precisely on a hot coal; in this life we suffer for beauty" Can I get a skin graft? *I'll take one albino asshole pleade | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets Oh like camoflarse? I think you are over complicating this in an effort to avoid pain, most do.... there is no quick and easy way to a puckered pink. It's either bleach, a diet of marshmallows or sitting very precisely on a hot coal; in this life we suffer for beauty Can I get a skin graft? *I'll take one albino asshole pleade " I am afraid to say that nowhere on my donor card is the "donate your anus" option, but I wish you well | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. " My mons pubis is also like mount Snowdon, can you get lipo for that? | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets Oh like camoflarse? I think you are over complicating this in an effort to avoid pain, most do.... there is no quick and easy way to a puckered pink. It's either bleach, a diet of marshmallows or sitting very precisely on a hot coal; in this life we suffer for beauty Can I get a skin graft? *I'll take one albino asshole pleade I am afraid to say that nowhere on my donor card is the "donate your anus" option, but I wish you well" Thankyou for you advice. You remind me of someone | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? Brown to pink is a challenge for even the most determined artist; my advice would be by eating parma violets Oh like camoflarse? I think you are over complicating this in an effort to avoid pain, most do.... there is no quick and easy way to a puckered pink. It's either bleach, a diet of marshmallows or sitting very precisely on a hot coal; in this life we suffer for beauty Can I get a skin graft? *I'll take one albino asshole pleade I am afraid to say that nowhere on my donor card is the "donate your anus" option, but I wish you well Thankyou for you advice. You remind me of someone "Oh we all remind someone of someone, else we wouldn't be someone would we, I shouldn't think too deeply on it, you seem confused enough and I would hate for you to get dizzy | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " Ha ha, I'm so glad you asked this. I don't feel abnormal for thinking it. I have arsehole envy as well. Being dark haired as well nothing looks the same shaved as the blonde ladies does. X | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " Have you tried wire wool? But be careful, it can make your fingers sore. Best thing us to get bf to wrap it round his willy. | |||
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"They never, ever use it. " Haha Exactly!
No one has perfect skin- just amazing filtering technology.
If anyone sends me an irritating picture with sparkly eyes and bunny ears it's an immediate block  | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Ha ha, I'm so glad you asked this. I don't feel abnormal for thinking it. I have arsehole envy as well. Being dark haired as well nothing looks the same shaved as the blonde ladies does. X "I might let you all inbox me with the questions you are hesitant to ask and do this weekly
I was saying the same, imagine a mans face when he has dark hair and shaves we have to suffer the same fate.
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"They never, ever use it. Haha Exactly!
No one has perfect skin- just amazing filtering technology.
If anyone sends me an irritating picture with sparkly eyes and bunny ears it's an immediate block "Those bastard filters | |||
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"One of my Directors gets most of the managers to lick his regularly. "This may explain the brown patches on faces at work | |||
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"Have you tried double sided sticky tape and a polo? The blue peter ringpiece prosthetic!!! Guaranteed to be INCREDIBLY tight lol" | |||
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"ok ive been thinking over this as ive been filling my belly - if you want a one colour all over just for pic purposes im thinking concealer - but then my mind went down all sorts of thought routes - you know the testers in the makeup aisle to get the right shade - that was for starters "But then when I do meet won't I get into trouble for 'false advertising' | |||
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"ok ive been thinking over this as ive been filling my belly - if you want a one colour all over just for pic purposes im thinking concealer - but then my mind went down all sorts of thought routes - you know the testers in the makeup aisle to get the right shade - that was for starters
But then when I do meet won't I get into trouble for 'false advertising' "id take the chance - if it gets so far as close up to the arsehole im sure its not going to stop plus what a great fun thing to chat about  | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " I believe you get it licked into shape.  | |||
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"ok ive been thinking over this as ive been filling my belly - if you want a one colour all over just for pic purposes im thinking concealer - but then my mind went down all sorts of thought routes - you know the testers in the makeup aisle to get the right shade - that was for starters
But then when I do meet won't I get into trouble for 'false advertising'
id take the chance - if it gets so far as close up to the arsehole im sure its not going to stop plus what a great fun thing to chat about "Maybe I could put a meet up for someone to colour match my asshole? | |||
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"I would exercise caution with your desire honeyed one... shiny rings tend to attract the worst type of creatures and before you know it, two funny little fellas have carried you half way across the world and dumped you in a volcano.... ..i guess what I am saying is "be careful what you wish for.... preciousssss"" The one ring. | |||
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"I would exercise caution with your desire honeyed one... shiny rings tend to attract the worst type of creatures and before you know it, two funny little fellas have carried you half way across the world and dumped you in a volcano.... ..i guess what I am saying is "be careful what you wish for.... preciousssss" The one ring. " Well if you had two, you could get an episode of embarrassing bodies to yourself, or need to change your name to fourholedoll..... I'll leave that with you | |||
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"I would exercise caution with your desire honeyed one... shiny rings tend to attract the worst type of creatures and before you know it, two funny little fellas have carried you half way across the world and dumped you in a volcano.... ..i guess what I am saying is "be careful what you wish for.... preciousssss" The one ring. Well if you had two, you could get an episode of embarrassing bodies to yourself, or need to change your name to fourholedoll..... I'll leave that with you" Someone did offer to 'rip me a new asshole' | |||
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"I would exercise caution with your desire honeyed one... shiny rings tend to attract the worst type of creatures and before you know it, two funny little fellas have carried you half way across the world and dumped you in a volcano.... ..i guess what I am saying is "be careful what you wish for.... preciousssss" The one ring. Well if you had two, you could get an episode of embarrassing bodies to yourself, or need to change your name to fourholedoll..... I'll leave that with you Someone did offer to 'rip me a new asshole'" Was it one of those magicians that can make a string of people hand in hand with a newspaper? I've never seen them do the "new arsehole"... but hey, modern times | |||
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"Anal bleaching with pain daisy I'd love to know how people get everything so smooth with no hairs, no stubble, no cuts or pimples "Many a discerning lady is now eyeing up the bottle of Domestos under the sink.  | |||
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"Anal bleaching with pain daisy I'd love to know how people get everything so smooth with no hairs, no stubble, no cuts or pimples
Many a discerning lady is now eyeing up the bottle of Domestos under the sink. "Ocean fresh? | |||
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"I think it requires, no demands, a specially trained unicorn cleaning team. After all, unicorn tongues are magical. Obvs. " Where can I find a unicorn? | |||
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"I nearly thought this was an appreciation thread  "That'll be along soon, when the solution has been achieved. | |||
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"I nearly thought this was an appreciation thread "I hope your asshole doesn't like up to the first part of your name | |||
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"I nearly thought this was an appreciation thread
I hope your asshole doesn't like up to the first part of your name "50 years ago they expected flying cars in the future.... and here we are.....discussing the colour of peoples chocolate starfish
I  the future | |||
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"I nearly thought this was an appreciation thread
I hope your asshole doesn't like up to the first part of your name
50 years ago they expected flying cars in the future....
and here we are.....discussing the colour of peoples chocolate starfish
I the future "The future is bright the future is Orange. Do you think you can jazzle a bum | |||
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"I nearly thought this was an appreciation thread
I hope your asshole doesn't like up to the first part of your name
50 years ago they expected flying cars in the future....
and here we are.....discussing the colour of peoples chocolate starfish
I the future
The future is bright the future is Orange.
Do you think you can jazzle a bum "As long as you can use a jet wash rather than TP after | |||
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"Having recently been told I have a "perfect arsehole" I can reveal the secret. It'll cost you though "You can have a chewing gum, now spill the beans! | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows" this made me giggle! My gay friend has told us of an entirely different use for Marshmallows - they did however result In a very clean bum! There was a whole thread about it on our Facebook group  ( you might have had to be there but it was hysterical) | |||
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"Having recently been told I have a "perfect arsehole" I can reveal the secret. It'll cost you though "Hey us girls are supposed to share these tips | |||
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"Having recently been told I have a "perfect arsehole" I can reveal the secret. It'll cost you though
Hey us girls are supposed to share these tips "Ok ok.....the secret is......filters. Works for me anyway | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " borrow one that hasn't been used recently .......maybe | |||
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"Having recently been told I have a "perfect arsehole" I can reveal the secret. It'll cost you though
Hey us girls are supposed to share these tips
Ok ok.....the secret is......filters. Works for me anyway "False marketing. I want a perma pretty hole | |||
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"By only eating marshmallows Basically by shitting fluff I'm sorry if this truth isn't up to expectation How can one reverse the effects of eating too much chocolate? " Just don't look, live in ignorance it'll be cool then | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " They have me lick it for a while. Honest. | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? They have me lick it for a while. Honest." wouldn't you get lockjaw? | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. My mons pubis is also like mount Snowdon, can you get lipo for that? " You are not sell your bits well here.. | |||
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"I don't worry about what I can't see" It looks fine in your pics, and I'm not even an arsehole kind of guy.... | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. My mons pubis is also like mount Snowdon, can you get lipo for that? You are not sell your bits well here.. "ive met her and the rest of her is ok x | |||
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"I think it requires, no demands, a specially trained unicorn cleaning team. After all, unicorn tongues are magical. Obvs. Where can I find a unicorn? " Pop yourself along the coast and I'll sort you one out. You'll have to stay at least a night though because they need to become familiarised with their ares hole | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. My mons pubis is also like mount Snowdon, can you get lipo for that? You are not sell your bits well here.. "Oh you'll like my 3rd nipple. | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. My mons pubis is also like mount Snowdon, can you get lipo for that? You are not sell your bits well here..
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? " Anal whitening... really  my ex used to get it a lot...bleach that ring haha | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Anal whitening... really my ex used to get it a lot...bleach that ring haha"Probably all that terrible food I eat | |||
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It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Vaginas are not smooth, they are full of rugae however, some vulvas are. My mons pubis is also like mount Snowdon, can you get lipo for that? You are not sell your bits well here..
Oh you'll like my 3rd nipple."Does it come on a 3rd booby? I could work with that.. | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Anal whitening... really my ex used to get it a lot...bleach that ring haha
Probably all that terrible food I eat "Haha yeah but u gonna kerb Mac shite...ha the Mac shite ass hole
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring "I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get | |||
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"How do some people get their arseholes so pretty? Also...they have vaginas that are so smooth. How does one get the perfect pink arsehole? Anal whitening... really my ex used to get it a lot...bleach that ring haha
Probably all that terrible food I eat
Haha yeah but u gonna kerb Mac shite...ha the Mac shite ass hole
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"Having recently been told I have a "perfect arsehole" I can reveal the secret. It'll cost you though
Hey us girls are supposed to share these tips
Ok ok.....the secret is......filters. Works for me anyway
False marketing. I want a perma pretty hole "Right. We've checked your photos out and can't see any of your rusty sheriffs badge. Clearly this is a look at me thread until you can prove to the contrary that you don't have a perfectly shaded ring. | |||
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get "More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc? | |||
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"Having recently been told I have a "perfect arsehole" I can reveal the secret. It'll cost you though
Hey us girls are supposed to share these tips
Ok ok.....the secret is......filters. Works for me anyway
False marketing. I want a perma pretty hole
Right. We've checked your photos out and can't see any of your rusty sheriffs badge. Clearly this is a look at me thread until you can prove to the contrary that you don't have a perfectly shaded ring. "Shall I come over for inspection? | |||
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get
More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha
Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha
Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc?
"I'll risk it. Like I said no plans to meet some a crusty chem hole for a week will be worth it surely | |||
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get
More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha
Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha
Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc?
I'll risk it. Like I said no plans to meet some a crusty chem hole for a week will be worth it surely " | |||
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get
More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha
Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha
Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc?
I'll risk it. Like I said no plans to meet some a crusty chem hole for a week will be worth it surely
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get
More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha
Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha
Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc?
I'll risk it. Like I said no plans to meet some a crusty chem hole for a week will be worth it surely
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"One of my Directors gets most of the managers to lick his regularly.
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"Let's face it they use lots of photo filters. There's no way everything can be so perfect unless they're magical of course" It's like those super push up bras. Take that off and there is nothing there, take away the filters and that starfish is no longer a milkybar button | |||
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"Let's face it they use lots of photo filters. There's no way everything can be so perfect unless they're magical of course It's like those super push up bras. Take that off and there is nothing there, take away the filters and that starfish is no longer a milkybar button " I am afraid you are wrong there... sorry, there are some glistening jewels in the firmament | |||
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"Let's face it they use lots of photo filters. There's no way everything can be so perfect unless they're magical of course It's like those super push up bras. Take that off and there is nothing there, take away the filters and that starfish is no longer a milkybar button I am afraid you are wrong there... sorry, there are some glistening jewels in the firmament " I am tempted for a tail, it will deflect from the shade | |||
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"Let's face it they use lots of photo filters. There's no way everything can be so perfect unless they're magical of course It's like those super push up bras. Take that off and there is nothing there, take away the filters and that starfish is no longer a milkybar button I am afraid you are wrong there... sorry, there are some glistening jewels in the firmament I am tempted for a tail, it will deflect from the shade " Have to be a pretty short tail, get one of those beaver flappy things.... ((blimey had a Frankie Howard moment)) | |||
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"Let's face it they use lots of photo filters. There's no way everything can be so perfect unless they're magical of course It's like those super push up bras. Take that off and there is nothing there, take away the filters and that starfish is no longer a milkybar button I am afraid you are wrong there... sorry, there are some glistening jewels in the firmament I am tempted for a tail, it will deflect from the shade Have to be a pretty short tail, get one of those beaver flappy things.... ((blimey had a Frankie Howard moment))" That's why I don't use filters or push up bras in my photos. I make them as real as I possibly can. Compliments on how you really look mean a lot more than how people think you look x | |||
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get
More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha
Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha
Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc?
I'll risk it. Like I said no plans to meet some a crusty chem hole for a week will be worth it surely
I might blog it
"Haha that be a good one...I do hear though its like teeth whitening.. once u start you need to kerb the staining foods haha or go for top ups every few months
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"It don't start out the colour becomes haha takes many years to build your colour base
It was a new one to me until met this woman...who's hole looked brand new haha when I quizzed her...she said " haven't you heard of anal whitening darling...its all the rage in L.A"
Ha well was glad she kept up with that one was a pleasure sticking my tongue in such a spanking new ring
I shall head over to ebay and see what I can get
More likely to get ring sting on eBay ha
Better go a bum cleaning clinic haha
Posh salon orta do it? No? Ones that do waxing etc?
I'll risk it. Like I said no plans to meet some a crusty chem hole for a week will be worth it surely "Can we have a before and after meet. I could write a review from a mans perspective to add to your blog
Or perhaps we could use a ring side camera upon completion haha and u can see visually yourself the improvements made...actually how are you going to do it? I don't see how possible to do own own anyhow... can't get on normal skin I'm sure..having to use barrier cream I'm sure...so u'd have to squat over a mirror? Actually u should blog the process like u said haha be very funny.
Maybe you need to find a bloke to whiten it for u...Dr style haha I'm not the man for the job here...I'm only saying...sure must be a ring cleaner on ere for u
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