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KITTY.KITTY.............part 2 hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Oh wherefore art thou Kitty?

Get yourself back on this site immediately!!

We love you and need your random posts and unique humour

Come back.......baby come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's been sectioned......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she gone

poooffff no where on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger off... its a wind up??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Bugger off... its a wind up??

"

No its not a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it aint ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive not been on here all day . she hasnt gone has she ?

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"Maybe she's been sectioned......"

Maybe after the sucess with the 42" TV she went up a size and had to leggit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG... Gone from my mail box too....

Ohhhhh No

Here kitty Kitty, puss puss... her girl, come on... come back...

Who's done kitty in then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all her threads have gone and she no longer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She didn't go and move to Fife did she???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what ?

with kita/kyru ???

jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ya ass back on this site miss kitty....

or else we will send the posse after ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Get ya ass back on this site miss kitty....

or else we will send the posse after ya "

yeh just gotta find a phone box by a pizza hut in London somewhere

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Get ya ass back on this site miss kitty....

or else we will send the posse after ya

yeh just gotta find a phone box by a pizza hut in London somewhere "

but do we know if it was a red one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many bad people in here lately driving the good guys out, if anyone emails her tell her she is much better that them, always has been and always will be xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Too many bad people in here lately driving the good guys out, if anyone emails her tell her she is much better that them, always has been and always will be xxx"

here here!

Bloody well said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, how can we find her???

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Cant find sins either.

Looks like a number have gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh crikey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a homing kitty ... just watch and wait

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh i thought you was joking, hope she is ok.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has she really gone. i crashed out for quite a few hours (not well) woke up and found the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has somebody upset her or had a go, but I always thought she could stand up to anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, where has Maybelline gone? Spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm talking to Kitty now on MSN, she's asked me to tell all those who are interested that she's OK but has one or two things to deal with .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm talking to Kitty now on MSN, she's asked me to tell all those who are interested that she's OK but has one or two things to deal with ....."

Give her our best and tell we hope she comes back soon xx

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"I'm talking to Kitty now on MSN, she's asked me to tell all those who are interested that she's OK but has one or two things to deal with .....

Give her our best and tell we hope she comes back soon xx"

Same here!

Wishing her the best whatever she's dealing with.

It was good to meet her at Newport.

We will all miss her.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

the pungent smell of kitty urine from the red phone box by the pizza hut is starting to fade

think she's done one

or as the other fella said......

....been sectioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rose has left me... lol. poor shitty. miaow! sniff

had me thinking for a minute twas me banter that done it but the gobby english rose has bigger balls than that i feel.

Get your ass back here gorjus we need ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rose has left me... lol. poor shitty. miaow! sniff

had me thinking for a minute twas me banter that done it but the gobby english rose has bigger balls than that i feel.

Get your ass back here gorjus we need ya! "

luv your g strings btw the ones in the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was a blue phone box and she has landed in my back garden in Fife.... trying to get her down out the trees now! here kitty kitty... trying to tempt her with a sausage or two... she loves fresh meat! xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"it was a blue phone box and she has landed in my back garden in Fife.... trying to get her down out the trees now! here kitty kitty... trying to tempt her with a sausage or two... she loves fresh meat! xxxxx"

Make sure they're big sausages Laine,she will come down quicker if they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, where has Maybelline gone? Spooky "

And Lucy7 from Huddersfield?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Also, where has Maybelline gone? Spooky

And Lucy7 from Huddersfield?"

Maybelline is still here incognito you will have to work out who she is yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was a blue phone box and she has landed in my back garden in Fife.... trying to get her down out the trees now! here kitty kitty... trying to tempt her with a sausage or two... she loves fresh meat! xxxxx"

Your never in Fife???? Noooo... Really?

Anyone spotted Kitty yet then?? Has she been taken into custody?? Or care even lol..............

Mmmmmmm Kitty... Here puss, here puss puss....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was a blue phone box and she has landed in my back garden in Fife.... trying to get her down out the trees now! here kitty kitty... trying to tempt her with a sausage or two... she loves fresh meat! xxxxx

Your never in Fife???? Noooo... Really?

Anyone spotted Kitty yet then?? Has she been taken into custody?? Or care even lol..............

Mmmmmmm Kitty... Here puss, here puss puss....

"

NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~~~~ NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~NEWS FLASH

Local police have issued householders with a warning that a voracious Kat has been seen in the area, young local men have been going missing at an alarming rate, sources believe this to be connected to the appearance of one said Kitty... after numerous attempts to coax her out of hiding with prime scots fillet and local fresh beefcake they are now adopting a shoot to fill policy.All residents have been warned NOT to approach unless armed with at least an 8" baton to wave in her general direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was a blue phone box and she has landed in my back garden in Fife.... trying to get her down out the trees now! here kitty kitty... trying to tempt her with a sausage or two... she loves fresh meat! xxxxx

Your never in Fife???? Noooo... Really?

Anyone spotted Kitty yet then?? Has she been taken into custody?? Or care even lol..............

Mmmmmmm Kitty... Here puss, here puss puss....

NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~~~~ NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~NEWS FLASH

Local police have issued householders with a warning that a voracious Kat has been seen in the area, young local men have been going missing at an alarming rate, sources believe this to be connected to the appearance of one said Kitty... after numerous attempts to coax her out of hiding with prime scots fillet and local fresh beefcake they are now adopting a shoot to fill policy.All residents have been warned NOT to approach unless armed with at least an 8" baton to wave in her general direction. "

Nope... Not her...Imposter maybe Unless the local shops have been cleaned out too?? Has the shoplifting rate shot up??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was a blue phone box and she has landed in my back garden in Fife.... trying to get her down out the trees now! here kitty kitty... trying to tempt her with a sausage or two... she loves fresh meat! xxxxx

Your never in Fife???? Noooo... Really?

Anyone spotted Kitty yet then?? Has she been taken into custody?? Or care even lol..............

Mmmmmmm Kitty... Here puss, here puss puss....

NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~~~~ NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~NEWS FLASH

Local police have issued householders with a warning that a voracious Kat has been seen in the area, young local men have been going missing at an alarming rate, sources believe this to be connected to the appearance of one said Kitty... after numerous attempts to coax her out of hiding with prime scots fillet and local fresh beefcake they are now adopting a shoot to fill policy.All residents have been warned NOT to approach unless armed with at least an 8" baton to wave in her general direction.

Nope... Not her...Imposter maybe Unless the local shops have been cleaned out too?? Has the shoplifting rate shot up??

"

2 shops have had to close down and there's a new vendor on the corner selling out the back of a phone box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, where has Maybelline gone? Spooky

And Lucy7 from Huddersfield?"

Lucys still about dont worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, where has Maybelline gone? Spooky

And Lucy7 from Huddersfield?

Maybelline is still here incognito you will have to work out who she is yourself "

I know i know ner ner lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

PMSL I hope Kitty is reading this

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


" Has the shoplifting rate shot up??

"

we're talking about scotland here my friend - who would notice if it did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Has the shoplifting rate shot up??

we're talking about scotland here my friend - who would notice if it did?"

we have it elevated to an art form, she has come amongst us as a goddess to be worshiped for dedication to her art as is her due

so anyone want to buy the forth bridge? we haven't sold it for months now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its scary really... She has a car, a laptop and if she's put the puzzle together and bought a mobile dongle...

Were all at risk!!

And they thought swine flu was an issue ff's lol...

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