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Duke Appreciation Evening Divulges into Chaos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The recently refurnished Duke Towers has been left in a state of mourning due to the selfish actions of a sloppy sagging swinger. After the tragic incidents documented in, “ Duke is conned by false adversing” and “Duke sets a new world record”, great care was taken in the distribution of our gold leafed hand written invitations.

In total 13 filthy cock caves were selected to attend Dukes appreciation evening. The stage was set, the alter draped in Egyptian black silk and professional lighting installed allowing the whores to gasp and marvel at The Dukes superior physique and sculpted abs. Sporting a sponsored robe The Duke was led out by his security team to the soothing tones of his assistants Liberace piano solo.

As The Duke began his naked posing routine for the transfixed guests a haunting sound, much like when one takes a stroll across a frosty lawn became apparent. Indeed, this noise became so unbearable that heads began to turn away from the Duke who was now executing a perfect Birds of Paradise pose.

All guests had been informed upon entry that solo finger banging was not acceptable whilst the Duke preformed. Each swinger was guaranteed an intense climax from just watching and touching The Duke. However, one un-invited hairy axe wound had sneaked into Duke Towers disguised as catering staff, stripped off her apron and was now furiously finger banging her drooping sin slit. As this reprobate worked her stubby fingers The Dukes hand carved Italian Mussolini sculpture was struck by her sad sloppy baby feeders.

The piano stopped, guests and employees expressed their outrage and the rose-ringed parakeet flew away. Only The Duke remained silent and focused until he safely exited his perfect upward facing two-foot staff pose. Walking naked over the shattered marble The Duke picked up the rancid swinger in his 18.5 inch biceps and carried her back to the alter. A security team member handed Duke an aged leather strap and for two minutes thirty seconds (The duration of Roy Orbison's Only The Lonely) a professional thrashing occurred.

With a reddened booty welting and quivering the disgraced swinger was escorted out of Duke Towers and hailed a taxi straight for A&E.

Dukes final thought.

The Duke urges all fellow accommodates to double check their staff during this busy summer period. Unfortunately there are swingers among us who fail to comply with in- house rules and act with selfish greedy intent thus ruining the pleasure for everyone.

Duke has spoken

#Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's back. Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Haven't we had this one before?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dulcet demure dashing Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! The Duke is a Fab forum legend, his posts always raise a smile from me!

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

Duke

I shall keep a look out for that rose-ringed parakeet, just in case my pussy captures it in my garden.

It shall be returned upon receipt of a gold leafed invitation to your next soirée.

Desiderata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the Rock is allowed to talk about himself in the third person.

Otherwise it's just not cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't we had this one before? "

It's all a variation on a theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have some weird dreams man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His threads used to reach triple digits...the duke has fallen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

derivative drivel..gets very boring,very quickly..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"He's back. Lol"

Yes. I'm curious about the parakeet's situation

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