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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck you Jim.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

ooo battle of the extra times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooo battle of the extra times

#girlpower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one has smileyfaces. Two of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

The battle is ooooonnnnn

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"ooo battle of the extra times

#girlpower"

Where the ladies go the men will follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The battle is ooooonnnnn

Stick around Penn.

Yvaine and I are going to simulate virtual girl on girl action for you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooo battle of the extra times

#girlpower

Where the ladies go the men will follow

You know it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!"

Yeah!

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Great... A rebel rather than a rabble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly."

Oh my.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9zPlAu8Fc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly."

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Oh my. "

Sit over there Retro. I'll tell you when you can join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe. "

Okay.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9zPlAu8Fc"

good choice a proper classic however in your current mood no-one will be mr soft for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Oh my.

Sit over there Retro. I'll tell you when you can join in."

I'll hide in the cupboard dressed as Spiderman.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Now, this does look like a fun thread!

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"The battle is ooooonnnnn

Stick around Penn.

Yvaine and I are going to simulate virtual girl on girl action for you all. "

Wouldn't dream of leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cawafackingbunga

Hello ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward."

How spread, mistress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?"

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cawafackingbunga

Hello ladies "

Take your clothes off, sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9zPlAu8Fc

good choice a proper classic however in your current mood no-one will be mr soft for long

It's a hard cock life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Oh my.

Sit over there Retro. I'll tell you when you can join in.

I'll hide in the cupboard dressed as Spiderman. "

Good, you got the memo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, this does look like a fun thread!"

It is. It is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet."

Do I get punished if I don't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The battle is ooooonnnnn

Stick around Penn.

Yvaine and I are going to simulate virtual girl on girl action for you all.

Wouldn't dream of leaving

Good boy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cawafackingbunga

Hello ladies

Take your clothes off, sexy."

Straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you Jim.

Up yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooo battle of the extra times

I was first!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I got naked....now what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you Jim.

Up yours."

I think Estella's about to put something up mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?"

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble."

A rebel without a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cawafackingbunga

Hello ladies

Take your clothes off, sexy.

Straight to the point

I want you. I will have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got naked....now what?"

*Faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you Jim.

Up yours.

I think Estella's about to put something up mine."

Nice.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay."

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got naked....now what?"

Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?"

Sit!

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!"

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)"

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy"

Roll over!!

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)"

I have a hefty hardback for you.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!"

Rolls over, sits back up

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want. "

The hokey y.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!

Rolls over, sits back up

I did not say get back up. On your back.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I got naked....now what?

Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you.

I may be short but I'm pretty flexible

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Linguist, you do not speak for other people.

*puts ballgag on HL*

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!

Rolls over, sits back up

I did not say get back up. On your back."

Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got naked....now what?

Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you.

I may be short but I'm pretty flexible "

Oh good. Shibari for you.

Choose your song to have playing while I tie you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want. "

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's important is, my thread was first by a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!

Rolls over, sits back up

I did not say get back up. On your back.

Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command."

Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!

*tickles your tummy*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got naked....now what?

Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you.

I may be short but I'm pretty flexible "

My flexible friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable."

That is acceptable.

That is your punishment song.

Would you like another song for fun times in between?

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!"

As you wish.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!

Rolls over, sits back up

I did not say get back up. On your back.

Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.

Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!

*tickles your tummy*"

Wiggles in excitement, licks your hand in appreciation. Me! Me! I am clever boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's important is, my thread was first by a minute."

You always come first. A minute is the norm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.

That is acceptable.

That is your punishment song.

Would you like another song for fun times in between?"

Toucha toucha touch me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got naked....now what?

Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you.

I may be short but I'm pretty flexible

My flexible friend.

You want access?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish. "

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!

Rolls over, sits back up

I did not say get back up. On your back.

Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.

Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!

*tickles your tummy*

Wiggles in excitement, licks your hand in appreciation. Me! Me! I am clever boy!"

Places a bowl in front of you. I'd like you to use the bowl when you need to.

Now start to touch yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do."

I have nicer cock.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I seem to have walked into the right place

who wants to hold my leash?

Sit!

Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy

Roll over!!

Rolls over, sits back up

I did not say get back up. On your back.

Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.

Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!

*tickles your tummy*

Wiggles in excitement, licks your hand in appreciation. Me! Me! I am clever boy!

Places a bowl in front of you. I'd like you to use the bowl when you need to.

Now start to touch yourself."

Takes quick drink and now touching myself, looks at you with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.

That is acceptable.

That is your punishment song.

Would you like another song for fun times in between?

Toucha toucha touch me..."

How did you guess?!

Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*

*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in. "

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's important is, my thread was first by a minute.

You always come first. A minute is the norm. "

Sixty whole seconds. Sixty is a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do.

I have nicer cock."

Mine's glass and ten inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.

That is acceptable.

That is your punishment song.

Would you like another song for fun times in between?

Toucha toucha touch me...

How did you guess?!

Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*

*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*"

Oooooooh

I'm ticklish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's important is, my thread was first by a minute.

You always come first. A minute is the norm.

Sixty whole seconds. Sixty is a lot."

You average at 42.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get confused about this place when it gets really late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!"

I only have cans, nice cans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.

That is acceptable.

That is your punishment song.

Would you like another song for fun times in between?

Toucha toucha touch me...

How did you guess?!

Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*

*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*

Oooooooh

I'm ticklish!"

Flinch, giggle or sing a long to the music and it's punishment.

Starts running her hand from ankle up again. S l o w l y

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans."

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get confused about this place when it gets really late

Take your clothes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do.

I have nicer cock.

Mine's glass and ten inches."

I bet it's been glazed more than twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer."

Puts Puppy over my knee.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

It's as bad on here tonight!

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans."

Not a problem Jim. Chuck it over

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee."

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Not a problem Jim. Chuck it over "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee.

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count."

Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?

Starts to growl in masters lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?

Take your clothes off.

And go back and finish that damn tiling!

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee.

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.

Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.

Whines but lies still not to upset master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee.

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.

Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.

Whines but lies still not to upset master."

I hate noise that I haven't asked for.

Kicks Puppy again.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry."

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?

Take your clothes off.

And go back and finish that damn tiling!"

I'm priming the bathroom with shellac and the fumes are making me a little high. Wish you were here.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee.

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.

Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.

Whines but lies still not to upset master.

I hate noise that I haven't asked for.

Kicks Puppy again."

States at you, RUFF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?

Take your clothes off.

And go back and finish that damn tiling!

I'm priming the bathroom with shellac and the fumes are making me a little high. Wish you were here.

Oh that reminds me I need to go get a Shellac manicure. Cheers Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee.

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.

Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.

Whines but lies still not to upset master.

I hate noise that I haven't asked for.

Kicks Puppy again.

States at you, RUFF!"

Did you just make another noise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?

Take your clothes off.

And go back and finish that damn tiling!

I'm priming the bathroom with shellac and the fumes are making me a little high. Wish you were here.

Oh that reminds me I need to go get a Shellac manicure. Cheers Doc

My pleasure.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long

Strip!

As you wish.

What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.

Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat

Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!

I only have cans, nice cans.

Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.

Puts Puppy over my knee.

Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.

Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.

Whines but lies still not to upset master.

I hate noise that I haven't asked for.

Kicks Puppy again.

States at you, RUFF!

Did you just make another noise?

Lays quietly at masters feet, sad eyes begging forgiveness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

---- everyone back to Jim's thread ----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.

Fucky fuck?

Yes please!

Yeah!

Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.

Who says I'm wearing clothes?

Well you're not now. Good girl.

Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.

Okay.

Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.

How spread, mistress?

I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.

Do I get punished if I don't?

Yes.

If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.

Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.

You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.

Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)

Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*

Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.

I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.

That is acceptable.

That is your punishment song.

Would you like another song for fun times in between?

Toucha toucha touch me...

How did you guess?!

Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*

*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*

Oooooooh

I'm ticklish!

Flinch, giggle or sing a long to the music and it's punishment.

Starts running her hand from ankle up again. S l o w l y"

*grins and sings*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get confused about this place when it gets really late

Take your clothes off."

Yes ma'am

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Hello

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!"

Let's just have a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!

Let's just have a shag

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!

Let's just have a shag

Now there's a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too!

Na night, na night, Jinty.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hello

Hello!"

I was confused by two threads being open and wondered whether I should post on the other one as well... sorry it was a short greeting.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too!

Na night, na night, Jinty.

Toodaloo sexy chops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello!

I was confused by two threads being open and wondered whether I should post on the other one as well... sorry it was a short greeting.. haha"

It's quite alright. Short and sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too!

Na night, na night, Jinty.

Toodaloo sexy chops!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!

Let's just have a shag

Now there's a thought.

What's a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!

Let's just have a shag

Now there's a thought.

What's a thought

It's 1:42 in the morning, i have no idea.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker

I'm so sorry.

I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie

Me too!

Let's just have a shag

Now there's a thought.

What's a thought

It's 1:42 in the morning, i have no idea."

I'm watching 50 shades darker I'm having a word with myself

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonny, fill it up.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!"

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

If not, use your tongue, Jonny.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

If not, use your tongue, Jonny."

Tongue hands whatever works buddy

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm awake which is good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

If not, use your tongue, Jonny."

That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"I'm awake which is good xx

I'm glad, who wants to sleep when you can chat with all these lovely people and me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake which is good xx

Good news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

If not, use your tongue, Jonny.

That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim."

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"I'm awake which is good xx

Good news!"

Thanks Jim

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

If not, use your tongue, Jonny.

That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim.

Keeping things interesting

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?

Yes!

Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.

Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.

If not, use your tongue, Jonny.

That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim."

What has, the thought of my tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage"

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage"

Number 2 is like myself in the bedroom after a Saturday night out hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks."

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner"

I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circumcised cocks ? Opinions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!"

How?

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!"

I'd eat that moth if needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?"

I'd turn the lights off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should close the window....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!"

Flipping heck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should close the window...."

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

I'd turn the lights off."

Did. Not. Even. Cross. My. Mind.

You the best.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?"

Just twat it with a tea towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Circumcised cocks ? Opinions"

I've got their second album, they're okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Circumcised cocks ? Opinions

I've got their second album, they're okay."

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!"

Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

Just twat it with a tea towel."

What me??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

I'd turn the lights off.

Did. Not. Even. Cross. My. Mind.

You the best."

The bestest.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

Goodnight everyone until tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!

Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan! "

I was feeling broody to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodnight everyone until tomorrow

Get to your kennel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

I'd turn the lights off.

Did. Not. Even. Cross. My. Mind.

You the best.

The bestest."

The best thing since sliced bread.

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By *eek12Man
over a year ago

lakenheath

"Goodnight everyone until tomorrow

Get to your kennel x"

Big lick on the face before running away

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over a year ago

"Goodnight everyone until tomorrow

Get to your kennel x

Big lick on the face before running away

Rubs your head.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

Just twat it with a tea towel.

What me??!!!

No, the moths!

Unless you want me to spank you, but we should probably deal with the insect problem first.

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!

Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan!

I was feeling broody to be fair.

Enough to produce moths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!

Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan!

I was feeling broody to be fair.

Enough to produce moths

Well I moth admit, I am a little devil!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

ok, quick question. would any man be offended if they saw a woman leaving the cubicle in the men's toilet?? just been told off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

Just twat it with a tea towel.

What me??!!!

No, the moths!

Unless you want me to spank you, but we should probably deal with the insect problem first.

I don't want spanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok, quick question. would any man be offended if they saw a woman leaving the cubicle in the men's toilet?? just been told off...

Using the toilet or with someone in the toilet?!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room?

Well two things, actually.

One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything.

Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth.

Uggghh.

#thursdayrantleakage

Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks.

If you were here, could you protect me from the moth?

#importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner

I would!

How?

Just twat it with a tea towel.

What me??!!!

No, the moths!

Unless you want me to spank you, but we should probably deal with the insect problem first.

I don't want spanks.

Fine, just save the tea towel for the moths then. And feel free to blame me, I brought insects into this in the first place by mentioning W.A.S.P. earlier, lol.

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"There are now SEVEN moths.

It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight.

*shudders*

HELP!

Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan!

I was feeling broody to be fair.

Enough to produce moths

Well I moth admit, I am a little devil!

I like what you did there

You got the horns to prove it?

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over a year ago

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