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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,

can you believe that 2:30am?

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard that one. Always makes me chuckle though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made us all laugh lots... Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At two-thirty in the morning a man is woken up by the door bell, he goes downstairs and opens the door where there is a man standing on his doormat he asks him if he could give him a push to which the man replies "no I fucking can't! not at two-thirty in the fucking morning!" and slams the door on him.

He gets back into bed and his wife asks him who it was he tells her "its was some tosser, looking for a push" his wife however is furious and reminds him how they broke down once late at night and had to ask someone to give them a push, and that they would have never been able to continue if it wasn't for the man who helped them.

He sighs and puts on his coat and slippers, he walks back downstairs and opens the door, the man isn't standing there anymore so he shouts into the darkness "hey! do you still want a push?"

"yeah!" the voice replies

He can't see him so he asks where he is.

"I'm over here, on the swings"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

At two-thirty in the morning a man is woken up by the door bell, he goes downstairs and opens the door where there is a man standing on his doormat he asks him if he could give him a push to which the man replies "no I fucking can't! not at two-thirty in the fucking morning!" and slams the door on him.

He gets back into bed and his wife asks him who it was he tells her "its was some tosser, looking for a push" his wife however is furious and reminds him how they broke down once late at night and had to ask someone to give them a push, and that they would have never been able to continue if it wasn't for the man who helped them.

He sighs and puts on his coat and slippers, he walks back downstairs and opens the door, the man isn't standing there anymore so he shouts into the darkness "hey! do you still want a push?"

"yeah!" the voice replies

He can't see him so he asks where he is.

"I'm over here, on the swings""

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,

can you believe that 2:30am?

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

"

it was bagpipes - not bagpuss!!

This is a joke I am trying to remember word for word. Third time "revising", did you know something wierd happens to your ability to memorise jokes when you keep laughing...

Bit like seeing a comedian, laughing hard all night, the following day I cannot remember a single joke so that I could share it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was putting my Christmas lights up this morning I wasn't sure if it would offend my Non-Christian neighbours...

So to be sure I painted a massive swastika on my garage door too.    

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