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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for shits and giggles.

Men, you have to argue that Theresa May is sexier than Jeremy Corbyn

Women, you have to argue that Jeremy Corbyn is sexier than Theresa May

tg/ts, side with the gender you identify with the most (sorry if that's not politically correct)

and I know people won't find them attractive at all blah blah blah, but its just for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn cares about those less fortunate than himself -- sexy as hell.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jeremy Corbyn has a man wang (allegedly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course she is.

If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.

He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.

And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theresa May represents strong and stable sex!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Theresa May represents strong and stable sex! "

She also likes outdoor fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course she is.

If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.

He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.

And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck "

But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course she is.

If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.

He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.

And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck "

And already we have the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theresa May represents strong and stable sex! "

But only for the cliq..elite.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Jeremy Corben made me gush, his finger blasting is relentless.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Jeremy Corbyn would have sex with the many, not just the few! A man in touch with his sexual side is mega hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theresa May represents strong and stable sex!

But only for the cliq..elite. "

Mwahaha! Eeeeexcellent! *steeples fingers in a Mr Burns-ish manner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy Corbyn would have sex with the many, not just the few! A man in touch with his sexual side is mega hot! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well of course Mrs May is sexier than JC. She has a vagina and a pulse. I suppose if times were desperate, and I were getting none...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Hollyood terms, Jezza looks like a kindly uncle. May looks like a wicked witch.

When Jezza laughs, it's because he gets the joke. When May laughs, it's because advisors told her to.

Jezza could present anything from Top Gear to Top of the Pops. May could present some boring politics show on a Sunday morning when you've got a hangover and don't need more bloody politics.

Jezza's facial hair is intentional.

Jezza's probably had a few spliffs in his time. May sticks to Benylin.

Jezza's never had a gin and tonic in his life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd meet him, buy him a special brew, ask him how it felt to lose the election for labour, enquirer how his Sinn Fein buddies felt about the Ulster unionists in Westminster.

He would not get a nosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy has a nice thigh tickler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tess rhymes with yes!

*its the best I've got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tess rhymes with yes!

*its the best I've got. "

Corbyn, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tess rhymes with yes!

*its the best I've got.

Corbyn, I'm in "

What? Like, really in him? Strap on to the hilt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tess rhymes with yes!

*its the best I've got.

Corbyn, I'm in

What? Like, really in him? Strap on to the hilt? "

The forum thread "I'm in", I'd have said "Corbyn is ace, he better brace! " imf I meant the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*if

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Corbyn likes foxes, I got called a Fox today.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

has anyone seen Jeremy's son?

very handsome!

just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course she is.

If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.

He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.

And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck

But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists) "

He has a personality? Maybe but I've never met a Marxist with a sense of humour ..... Harpo marxists are exempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course she is.

If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.

He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.

And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck

But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)

He has a personality? Maybe but I've never met a Marxist with a sense of humour that I think is funny ..... Harpo marxists are exempt "

FTFY

Not everyone finds your sense of humour funny either! Shock horror!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teresa May is strong, unrelenting and doesn't suffer fools gladly! []

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course she is.

If she was on here, she would have thousands of messages, set rules that she herself would never abide by, delete thousands of carefully crafted messages by a thousand single men craving the taste of that golden vagina.

He on the other hand, would get no reply from anyone, deleted without being read is what his whole outbox would reveal.

And the odd fabstraight guy in his mail, offering a quick suck

But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)

He has a personality? Maybe but I've never met a Marxist with a sense of humour that I think is funny ..... Harpo marxists are exempt

FTFY

Not everyone finds your sense of humour funny either! Shock horror! "

MWA xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists) "

Yeah, like that would make any difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But you see, they'd both use the forum and we would see their personalities, values etc and thus he would be sought after and she would be blocked (except by masochists)

Yeah, like that would make any difference "

Got to have the *right* personality (or left for me!)

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

If Mrs May was on here, her username would be " Theresa_bloody_well_will .

She is known to be a fan of outdoor pursuits and if you should happen by a country field this summer you may glimpse her Thatch(er) in the rye.

We all know she is for the few not the many so any partners can feel quite special

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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theresa may looks like a frog meme. jeremy corbin probably gives great oral sex.

i took the shallow route, don't really care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn used to fuck Diane Abbott.

Surely that should put a lot of you ladies off him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theresa may, its beautiful and it's an a gramically perfect..........

Her meaty as.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy Corbyn used to fuck Diane Abbott.

Surely that should put a lot of you ladies off him "

Not in the slightest.

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