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"I don't know what it was but it was wrinkled,grey and a little sticky.... Peach x " . My yuk thing was a half eaten sausage  | |||
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"Underpants, £7:35 in change, half sucked sweet, three socks (all different),2 pens, my red crayon and something yuk "Coffee is on you then?  | |||
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"I don't know what it was but it was wrinkled,grey and a little sticky.... Peach x " Poor mouse... Give it a decent burial.  | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies "Or a couch | |||
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"Just had my hand down and found nothing  "But what about the sofa?  | |||
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"Underpants, £7:35 in change, half sucked sweet, three socks (all different),2 pens, my red crayon and something yuk
Coffee is on you then? ". Shall I bring my crayon and this sweet needs finishing off  | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies "What can I say? I'm a Southern Belle | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies
Or a couch"Chaise Lounge in the boudoir | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies ". A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies
What can I say? I'm a Southern Belle " | |||
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"I don't know what it was but it was wrinkled,grey and a little sticky.... Peach x " That bloke must have had a great time.  | |||
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"It popped off the keyboard and fell down the back of the sofa.... What have you found down the back of your sofa??? "Better than finding a number two. | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet"Cosy....  | |||
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"Just had my hand down and found nothing
But what about the sofa? "Funny bugger | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies "Lounger? | |||
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"It popped off the keyboard and fell down the back of the sofa.... What have you found down the back of your sofa??? "£1.83 in change lol and an empty chocy bar wrapper  | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... ". I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach. Next door have pallets. Bloody snobs | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet"I remember my dad chopping up furniture for the fire coz we were freezing one winter.....true story | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs"Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word..... | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word..... "Flotsom or jetsom? | |||
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"I found a mouse once "The computer kind I hope? | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word..... ". I always wanted to be a yuppie .. I'll dig out my filofax | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word.....
Flotsom or jetsom?"Flotsam or Jetsam ..... surely it depends whether it was thrown into the sea as an act of scant regard for the marine environment or as a desperate attempt to lighten the load of a sinking vessel ...... You went expecting that were you huh..... | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word.....
Flotsom or jetsom?". I got some flotsam the other day... Good job the lobster guy didn't catch me | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word..... .
I always wanted to be a yuppie .. I'll dig out my filofax "I bet you had a pager | |||
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"It popped off the keyboard and fell down the back of the sofa.... What have you found down the back of your sofa???
Better than finding a number two. "I keep telling you... Use the loo ffs!! Pffffttt... no rearing on ya | |||
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"Usually crumbs...oh and cat sausage - which is where they tend to get stuffed (and forgotten) to stop the cats from pestering for more after they've had a couple." I prefer pork sausages myself | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word..... .
I always wanted to be a yuppie .. I'll dig out my filofax
I bet you had a pager ". What do you mean had!.. Sorry gotta go, I just been beeped by lord sugar | |||
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"The floor . ( I reckon I need a new couch "As long as it wasn't a concrete floor you're still doing well | |||
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies .
A settee you middle class snob... We just have a wooden pallet
Cosy.... .
I say a pallet..I meant drift wood off the beach.
Next door have pallets.
Bloody snobs
Are you trying to brag ....designer driftwood furniture is the ultimate expression of yuppie-ism.... I think thats a real word.....
Flotsom or jetsom?
Flotsam or Jetsam ..... surely it depends whether it was thrown into the sea as an act of scant regard for the marine environment or as a desperate attempt to lighten the load of a sinking vessel ......
You went expecting that were you huh.....
"weren't* not went..... sheeshhhh  | |||
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"I found a mouse once "I hope it was an escaped pet, otherwise you're one dirty bitch | |||
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"It popped off the keyboard and fell down the back of the sofa.... What have you found down the back of your sofa???
£1.83 in change lol and an empty chocy bar wrapper "Ahhhhh.... The disappointment of an empty wrapper.... | |||
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"You mean the button "1" ?
How hard did you hit the keyboard that it popped off and flew all the way over to the sofa?"Its an enigma | |||
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"Fluff, a couple of pennies, a bloody Pokémon card and some crumbs. Not going to find enough to run away with unfortunately or pay for coffee. X "That Pokémon game must be vicious | |||
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"Checked the other settee and 2 nerf bullets and a chocolate mousse lid "Is that your arm(oury) chair??? | |||
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"Stockings suspender thong and a balconette bra all in black lace, could the owner please come back and collect them, along with my partner ( )"Are they in your size??? Finders keep... Nope can't even finish that... bag 'em and tag 'em | |||
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"I was about to start singing Cher " Your ear-worm for the day! | |||
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"Dust "Time to put the vacuum cleaner to its intended use!! | |||
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"I was about to start singing Cher Your ear-worm for the day!" it is now | |||
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"Fluff, a couple of pennies, a bloody Pokémon card and some crumbs. Not going to find enough to run away with unfortunately or pay for coffee. X
That Pokémon game must be vicious "I meant in the fact that Pokémon is taking over the house x | |||
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"My nan. Thought we had lost her weeks ago she said sh the was going on a safari. We assumed that she decided to stay in Wales and become a rhino conservationist. Turns out she fell down the back of the sofa and was there the whole time, living on crumbs old biscuits and sucking the sweat from the seat cushions. Nan's
Silly old cow. "The muffled cries of 'change the channel!!' didn't alert you??? | |||
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"Down mine, whatever the dogs have hidden there, and the occasional pen. Down my daughter's, anything including: keys, cutlery, tweezers, match attack cards, sweets, socks, make up, Uno cards,earrings. " That's not a sofa... Its a memory box!! | |||
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"You mean the button "1" ?
How hard did you hit the keyboard that it popped off and flew all the way over to the sofa?
Its an enigma "I'm wearing body armour around you | |||
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"I have nothing down mine as inhave throws on so nothing. I feel like im missing out now" If you're ever over this way you can have a rummage down mine.... Best holiday ever!!! | |||
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"My nan. Thought we had lost her weeks ago she said sh the was going on a safari. We assumed that she decided to stay in Wales and become a rhino conservationist. Turns out she fell down the back of the sofa and was there the whole time, living on crumbs old biscuits and sucking the sweat from the seat cushions. Nan's
Silly old cow.
The muffled cries of 'change the channel!!' didn't alert you??? "No you see our cat is partially deaf so we have to turn up the volume so she can watch her shows. | |||
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"You mean the button "1" ?
How hard did you hit the keyboard that it popped off and flew all the way over to the sofa?
Its an enigma
I'm wearing body armour around you "Will you bring your lance?? | |||
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"You mean the button "1" ?
How hard did you hit the keyboard that it popped off and flew all the way over to the sofa?
Its an enigma
I'm wearing body armour around you
Will you bring your lance?? "Ermm...I can bring my short sword | |||
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"My nan. Thought we had lost her weeks ago she said sh the was going on a safari. We assumed that she decided to stay in Wales and become a rhino conservationist. Turns out she fell down the back of the sofa and was there the whole time, living on crumbs old biscuits and sucking the sweat from the seat cushions. Nan's
Silly old cow.
The muffled cries of 'change the channel!!' didn't alert you???
No you see our cat is partially deaf so we have to turn up the volume so she can watch her shows.
"BBC Parliament really should be on full volume... Your cat is a wise one | |||
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"You mean the button "1" ?
How hard did you hit the keyboard that it popped off and flew all the way over to the sofa?
Its an enigma
I'm wearing body armour around you
Will you bring your lance??
Ermm...I can bring my short sword "A fine piece of weaponry | |||
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"The answer to life, the universe and everything  "Ahhh... So you're saying your 4 and 2 flew off your keyboard?? | |||
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"So THATS where the fucking old sky remote went!! Expect cock mesuring pics very soon!! Aj "You have a special one for fucking??? Kinky.... | |||
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"So THATS where the fucking old sky remote went!! Expect cock mesuring pics very soon!! Aj
You have a special one for fucking??? Kinky.... "The pause buttons broke though!! Bummer Aj | |||
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"We went to someone's house for a social once. It was in need of cleaning, to say the least. When I sat on the sofa I found a french fry that had to be a few months old at least
No, it didn't progress past that social... "You have such a chip on your shoulder about cleanliness! | |||
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"We went to someone's house for a social once. It was in need of cleaning, to say the least. When I sat on the sofa I found a french fry that had to be a few months old at least
No, it didn't progress past that social...
You have such a chip on your shoulder about cleanliness! "Cleanliness is next to godliness.  | |||
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"A dead spider. And it looked like it spent 5 hours a day down the gym working out. Was big!" Did you fondle his biceps | |||
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"We went to someone's house for a social once. It was in need of cleaning, to say the least. When I sat on the sofa I found a french fry that had to be a few months old at least
No, it didn't progress past that social...
You have such a chip on your shoulder about cleanliness!
Cleanliness is next to godliness. "I agree, was just going for the lame joke.
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"We have Settee's in the North.... Sofa's are for southern softies "It's actually from the French setée, which is as posh as it gets. Do you have one of them chaises longues, too? I have a futon, which is Scandinavian working clahss, cos it ain't got arms, which cost extra. | |||
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"A dead spider. And it looked like it spent 5 hours a day down the gym working out. Was big! Did you fondle his biceps "I admired from afar, just to be safe | |||
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"We went to someone's house for a social once. It was in need of cleaning, to say the least. When I sat on the sofa I found a french fry that had to be a few months old at least
No, it didn't progress past that social... " bet that was an awkward veri to write!! | |||
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"A dead spider. And it looked like it spent 5 hours a day down the gym working out. Was big!" You didn't wonder where the magnificently delicate lacework throw appeared from a few weeks back???  | |||
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"Usually Lego, pokemon cards, batteries that go missing from the remote, underwear, socks and crumbs.. got to love life with boys!" That's not where my missing remote batteries end up.... | |||
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"Two bracelets, an iPod, an ice lolly stick and some chewing gum!" You could probably MacGyver a teleportation device from that | |||
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"Nothing, But I did hover up several keys of my old computer when I was cleaning bits of fluff from it, I had to empty the bloody thing to get them back "Pmsl... I've just gone off on a mental tangent imagining picking Scramble letters from a Hoover bag now | |||
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