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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Politely being blunt to the bitch at work is the way forward.

How about you?

Evening by the way

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Good evening....That I can pack light (ish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have short arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That our garage has flooded

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening....That I can pack light (ish)

Small holdall?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That I have short arms

Trying to change bulbs again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

And long pockets?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That our garage has flooded "

Ah bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheerios have a lot less calories than I would expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

Trying to change bulbs again?

Would you suggest putting a lightbulb up there? Would it help?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

That there really are some complete fuckwits all around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

And long pockets?

Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

And long pockets?

Sadly not

That's a good point then

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cheerios have a lot less calories than I would expect"

I like them dry

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That I have short arms

Trying to change bulbs again?

Would you suggest putting a lightbulb up there? Would it help?

I'm not sure it would. Imagine that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That being nice cost nothing.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That there really are some complete fuckwits all around me"

Everywhere my lovely. Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheerios have a lot less calories than I would expect

I like them dry "

Mmmm cheerios

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That being nice cost nothing."

Incredibly true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheerios have a lot less calories than I would expect

I like them dry "

Good to take out on a run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

Trying to change bulbs again?

Would you suggest putting a lightbulb up there? Would it help?

I'm not sure it would. Imagine that

I know but it doesn't help my issue, surely there has to be a way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

And long pockets?

Sadly not

That's a good point then

It's not my issue with the short arms

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That I have short arms

Trying to change bulbs again?

Would you suggest putting a lightbulb up there? Would it help?

I'm not sure it would. Imagine that

I know but it doesn't help my issue, surely there has to be a way?

I don't understand your issue? Do you have a new jacket and the sleeves are too long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That our garage has flooded

Ah bloody hell "

It's not as bad as it sounds just annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have short arms

Trying to change bulbs again?

Would you suggest putting a lightbulb up there? Would it help?

I'm not sure it would. Imagine that

I know but it doesn't help my issue, surely there has to be a way?

I don't understand your issue? Do you have a new jacket and the sleeves are too long?"

If only it was that simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest average speed cameras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a full tub of Haagen Daaz strawberries n cream makes you feel sick

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"That there really are some complete fuckwits all around me

Everywhere my lovely. Are you well? "

I am .. yes. Are you? Xx

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Eating a full tub of Haagen Daaz strawberries n cream makes you feel sick

Oh but its so worth it!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I detest average speed cameras "

Argh me too

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That there really are some complete fuckwits all around me

Everywhere my lovely. Are you well?

I am .. yes. Are you? Xx

Yeah you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to feel a bit better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mojo

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not as scared of spiders as I thought I was

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

Channel islands

That too much vodka inhibits xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sought advice for my issue elsewhere and have been given some suitable suggestions

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

SOA S6 E13 was really sad

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

[Removed by poster at 28/06/17 22:40:15]

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have sought advice for my issue elsewhere and have been given some suitable suggestions

Care to share?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?"

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

[Removed by poster at 28/06/17 22:40:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a lot of fabbers are happy to get their body parts out but ask them to walk into a room of people and they are overcome with nerves

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"SOA S6 E13 was really sad

S6....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have sought advice for my issue elsewhere and have been given some suitable suggestions

Care to share?

I'll message you

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc "

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That a lot of fabbers are happy to get their body parts out but ask them to walk into a room of people and they are overcome with nerves"

Noooooo.

I won't be walking in love, I'm gonna charge in like a baby rhino

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

I knew there was a reason we're friends.

Tribute roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That a lot of fabbers are happy to get their body parts out but ask them to walk into a room of people and they are overcome with nerves

Noooooo.

I won't be walking in love, I'm gonna charge in like a baby rhino

Except for peach who is going to make an entrance Gaga would wish she'd thought of

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

I knew there was a reason we're friends.

Tribute roll. "

Eat my shit roll

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I have discovered that whenever I try to get away from fab and find someone special I always end up back here with another postcard from the friendzone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That making someone else's dreams come true can be even better than wishing for your own dreams to be realised...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That a lot of fabbers are happy to get their body parts out but ask them to walk into a room of people and they are overcome with nerves

Noooooo.

I won't be walking in love, I'm gonna charge in like a baby rhino

Except for peach who is going to make an entrance Gaga would wish she'd thought of

People flying like skittles. Get St John's on standby

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

I knew there was a reason we're friends.

Tribute roll.

Eat my shit roll "

When you finish the roll the tube has "bye" printed on it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have discovered that whenever I try to get away from fab and find someone special I always end up back here with another postcard from the friendzone."

Don't make me slap you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

I knew there was a reason we're friends.

Tribute roll.

Eat my shit roll

When you finish the roll the tube has "bye" printed on it"

Or "BLOCKED MOFO"

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I have discovered that whenever I try to get away from fab and find someone special I always end up back here with another postcard from the friendzone.

Don't make me slap you. "

You know I'd enjoy that though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

I knew there was a reason we're friends.

Tribute roll.

Eat my shit roll

When you finish the roll the tube has "bye" printed on it"

Omg I just got it

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"That I want my new job to be a fab merchandise designer.

Printed toilet roll?

Meme t-shirts, keyrings etc

Printed toilet roll could work for guys, have a forumite on each roll.

The ones you like for a combined tribute and clean up, the ones you don't for wiping your bum. Perfect

I knew there was a reason we're friends.

Tribute roll.

Eat my shit roll

When you finish the roll the tube has "bye" printed on it

Omg I just got it

Thank you

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

"That I have short arms

What..are you a T-Rex..?

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Politely being blunt to the bitch at work is the way forward.

How about you?

Evening by the way

Did you politely criticise her spelling and punctuation?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Politely being blunt to the bitch at work is the way forward.

How about you?

Evening by the way

Did you politely criticise her spelling and punctuation?

I save that for you dear

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Politely being blunt to the bitch at work is the way forward.

How about you?

Evening by the way

Did you politely criticise her spelling and punctuation?

I save that for you dear

Your starting to sound like my old English teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't care how big my arse is

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

letterkenny

Somebody read my status. It was a shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes meets go right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am very good at being idle when I put my mind to it. Or not as the idle case appears to be. It just happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I don't care how big my arse is

Duchess

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