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By *.1079 OP   Man
over a year ago

caistor

Went in for some cheese, came out with a car Jack.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

So did you jack someones car in the car park or just steal the keys to their mobility car whilst in there?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I bought a sort of grill disc thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit is really good.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Mmmm... grilled car jack on toast

-Matt

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I bought some yoghurt, some protein bars and a training t shirt in there earlier.

Their tagline should be 'Embrace the random'

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

One thing for sure the owner (now 14th richest man in the world) has definitely got it right, closely followed by his brother in the not so fancy Lidl.

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I get my filet steaks from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards."

Just throw it all in the trolley and do your bagging when you get to your car

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I get my filet steaks from there

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Hubby has worked at their abattoirs and their 2nd to none in their cattle selection for their steaks etc.

Their Rib Eye are fab too

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards.

Just throw it all in the trolley and do your bagging when you get to your car "

Doesn't work for me, I only get a basket full of items and the baskets are stacked at the front of the till... next idea?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great stores for those shopping on tight budgets.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Great stores for those shopping on tight budgets. "

And for those who have enough common sense to know that they are being ripped off by the others too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the cutest pyjamas from there yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking store..........a great German product

Used to shop in there as a kid over 35 years ago in Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards.

Just throw it all in the trolley and do your bagging when you get to your car "

It takes to long. I like Tesco and the shop n scan cus its much quicker.

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

I went in for some bananas the other day and came out with a VR Headset.

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"Great stores for those shopping on tight budgets.

And for those who have enough common sense to know that they are being ripped off by the others too

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Well said, a £10 note goes much further in there than stores like Morrisons... sexy supermarket chat, who would have thought it.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was looking for bread and bought some infer-red night goggles and a suitcase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards.

Just throw it all in the trolley and do your bagging when you get to your car

Doesn't work for me, I only get a basket full of items and the baskets are stacked at the front of the till... next idea?!"

And you can't take the baskets out because the alarm bells start ringing ...

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"I get my filet steaks from there

Hubby has worked at their abattoirs and their 2nd to none in their cattle selection for their steaks etc.

Their Rib Eye are fab too "

I went to M&S as I like to buy two or three at a time, Aldi only had one left and the same size steaks was 10 pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking for bread and bought some infer-red night goggles and a suitcase!"

Outstanding shopping sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards.

Just throw it all in the trolley and do your bagging when you get to your car

Doesn't work for me, I only get a basket full of items and the baskets are stacked at the front of the till... next idea?!"

Get your bags out while waiting at the check out then bag it up as it comes, and if they have a long shelf thing behind the check outs, sort it out there, easy. That's what I do, and I put items on the conveyor belt in the order that I'll pack them.

Aldi's ruined me, the service in any other supermarket seems far too slow now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Iceland.

Said the Scottish man whose plane got delayed because of volcanic eruption.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Aldi good but yeah tills too fast. Staff all seem almost hyper. Random stuff good sometimes - always look at diy gear, gadets & bloke stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their strawberries really are as good as their advert. Generally their wares are good value, somethings not though but guess that's most supermarkets.

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Went in for some cheese, came out with a car Jack."

I went in for some cheese and came out with some Monterey Jack

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards."

dump it in to the trolley and pack later at the shelf that;s what its for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so do i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone listened to the Lidl song? Give it a looksee on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye love it too.cheap and cheerful like meself

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I spend way too much on meats and cheeses and snacks in these places.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I spend way too much on meats and cheeses and snacks in these places. "

And still a 3rd less than you would have in Tesco' Morrisons etc, won't mention Asda (their produce is tat) goes off after 24 hrs

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"I spend way too much on meats and cheeses and snacks in these places. "

Every time I go I buy chilli halloumi. I have (at last count) 7 blocks of the stuff in the fridge

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was looking for bread and bought some infer-red night goggles and a suitcase!

Outstanding shopping sir "

I thought so, now I can pack for holidays in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was there earlier - wishing id bought some of those cheese and onion lattice crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish they wouldn't fire your shopping at you at lightening speed... whoosh, whoosh... I have a stack of goods before I have even got my reusable bag out... Same comment applies to Lidl. Slow down, bastards."

Keeps it cheap apparently

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was looking for bread and bought some infer-red night goggles and a suitcase!

Outstanding shopping sir

I thought so, now I can pack for holidays in the dark "

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"i was there earlier - wishing id bought some of those cheese and onion lattice crisps "

Try their Pastinos, they're lovely but they don't always have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was there earlier - wishing id bought some of those cheese and onion lattice crisps

Try their Pastinos, they're lovely but they don't always have them."

love savoury snacks - effort to go back out for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha its brilliant in there being so affordable can satisfy your inner horder without breaking the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was there earlier - wishing id bought some of those cheese and onion lattice crisps

Try their Pastinos, they're lovely but they don't always have them.

love savoury snacks - effort to go back out for some "

Aldi sell the best apple juice on the market.

Facts Only lol

Seriously love their apple juice.

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish


"Went in for some cheese, came out with a car Jack."

Just a thought.... based on the speed they scan your shopping and you brought a jack, surely could they not show kwik fit a thing or two??

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Went in for some cheese, came out with a car Jack.

Just a thought.... based on the speed they scan your shopping and you brought a jack, surely could they not show kwik fit a thing or two?? "

Love it lmao !!

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

when there throwing iit at you we just stand back and let it go were it lands you should hear them grovel and curse at cleaning up milk and bottles of juice some times we just laugh and waklaway leaving them the mess

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ive been in Aldi but thay just don't have the things I like.

For example a cheese and bacon quesh with no onion.

I'll stik to Tesco

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We've come out with a chainsaw and petrol generator on a couple of visits

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"I was looking for bread and bought some infer-red night goggles and a suitcase!"
Mmmm goggles filled with ham and cheese very tasty

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Went in for some cheese, came out with a car Jack."

That's gonna taste shit on your toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went in for some cheese, came out with a car Jack."

An uplifting thread this

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Do they not sell boxers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they not sell boxers? "

I dunno ........ I got plenty

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