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Things you know you'll never have to do again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....following on from the Wedding Dresses thread, what will you never have to do again, ever?

Me? I'll never have to trapse around one of them feckin god awful wedding fayre's! Ever, ever, EVER! Yay!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Eat marzipan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eat marzipan."

Good call. Last tasted that c.1975. Fookin putrid stuff. Quite like almonds though bizarrely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat marzipan."
now my john would eat that till the cows come home , xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marzipan!

Oh and having the small amount of pain at having my bottom broken in by a lady. Now its pleasure all the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what will you never have to do again, ever?

"

worry about being confused for brad pitt

in our younger days it was awful but thankfully he didn't age as well as me so u can see the difference these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what will you never have to do again, ever?

1.Crossing the road without looking

2.Telling my mrs her bum does look a bit big in that dress.

3. ride a skateboard (was on one for 10 effing minutes and broke my leg in 3 places grrrr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EAT REALLY HOT CHILLI as made me ill .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"EAT REALLY HOT CHILLI as made me ill ."

what hurts the most the way in or the way out either way its painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"EAT REALLY HOT CHILLI as made me ill .

what hurts the most the way in or the way out either way its painful"
both hurt ... but it was to late SO never again .. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give birth

get married tried twice never again

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"....following on from the Wedding Dresses thread, what will you never have to do again, ever?

Me? I'll never have to trapse around one of them feckin god awful wedding fayre's! Ever, ever, EVER! Yay!! "

until your daughter wants Dad's help when the time comes for her to do this

Im never ever going to have to let me ex father in law put me down in front of my kids and ex hubby again

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Climb out of my Mummy's foofoo.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Have a period, sorry I know tooo much info

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....following on from the Wedding Dresses thread, what will you never have to do again, ever?

Me? I'll never have to trapse around one of them feckin god awful wedding fayre's! Ever, ever, EVER! Yay!!

until your daughter wants Dad's help when the time comes for her to do this

Im never ever going to have to let me ex father in law put me down in front of my kids and ex hubby again "

Nope, that's her mum's priviledge. Dad's just turn up and walk them down the aisle. And pay for the courtesy lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have my first shave...

Lose my virginity....

Take someone elses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give birth

buy a school uniform

argue with my mother in law,she dies last year god bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

died*

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

have my appendix out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get circumcised,,ouch, no more salty baths to help it heal either, does'nt grow back,,does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....following on from the Wedding Dresses thread, what will you never have to do again, ever?

Me? I'll never have to trapse around one of them feckin god awful wedding fayre's! Ever, ever, EVER! Yay!! "

Wishy mate been meaning to ask you

Can you come and help us choose stuff fa our wedding? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....following on from the Wedding Dresses thread, what will you never have to do again, ever?

Me? I'll never have to trapse around one of them feckin god awful wedding fayre's! Ever, ever, EVER! Yay!!

Wishy mate been meaning to ask you

Can you come and help us choose stuff fa our wedding? Xx "

If it's to do with strap ons, rope harnesses and floggers, sure, if not, fook off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get circumcised,,ouch, no more salty baths to help it heal either, does'nt grow back,,does it? "

Jimmy the Jew says, "fookin hope not!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"give birth

buy a school uniform

argue with my mother in law,she dies last year god bless her

"

Just been pervin your middle photo... now I know why this site is called Fab!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Have a period, sorry I know tooo much info "

lucky you !

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Have a period, sorry I know tooo much info "

ditto.....and no more cervical smear tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a period, sorry I know tooo much info

ditto.....and no more cervical smear tests "

Fantatic isn't it

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