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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of 1 to 10 10 being the horniest ever I'm probably around 87 right now

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"On a scale of 1 to 10 10 being the horniest ever I'm probably around 87 right now"

87? Not bad

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf?"
at the moment I'm not that horny.. I'm guessing later I will be though

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf? at the moment I'm not that horny.. I'm guessing later I will be though

Let me know if I can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a scale of 1 to 10 10 being the horniest ever I'm probably around 87 right now

87? Not bad

No nothing to bad or painful I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm well off the scale it's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm über horny........... not in a taxi way lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I need angry sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always horny.

Can't explain why, but always faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horn switched off. No honking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need angry sex. "

That's the best sort of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need angry sex. "

Damn!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I need angry sex. "

It's the best.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Horn switched off. No honking for me

Whaaaàat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need angry sex.

It's the best.

Agreed

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I need angry sex.

It's the best.

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need angry sex.

It's the best.

Yes it is!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horn switched off. No honking for me

Whaaaàat?

Aye! I switch it off as it gets me into trouble if I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need angry sex. "

Grrrrrr

Fuzz

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I need angry sex.

It's the best.

Yes it is!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Horn switched off. No honking for me

Whaaaàat?

Aye! I switch it off as it gets me into trouble if I don't

Let it out. It's good for you doc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horn switched off. No honking for me

Whaaaàat?

Aye! I switch it off as it gets me into trouble if I don't

Let it out. It's good for you doc.

Oh no! Let me assure you letting it out is only good on the short term, the longer term consequences are not worth it. I'll switch it on when required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 6

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Horn switched off. No honking for me

Whaaaàat?

Aye! I switch it off as it gets me into trouble if I don't

Let it out. It's good for you doc.

Oh no! Let me assure you letting it out is only good on the short term, the longer term consequences are not worth it. I'll switch it on when required

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"About a 6"

Pretty chilled then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf?"

Mid range horny

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Sex would be nice

Wanks are pretty good

Sex is better

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf?

Mid range horny

I hope I made it worse

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

About a 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine. - 1 million.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"About a 7

Not bad

Do you like anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex would be nice

Wanks are pretty good

Sex is better

Wanks aren't quite the same

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine. - 1 million. "

I will hose you down next Wednesday

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Sex would be nice

Wanks are pretty good

Sex is better

Wanks aren't quite the same

Nope. But when in need does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine. - 1 million.

I will hose you down next Wednesday

Iced latte?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine. - 1 million.

I will hose you down next Wednesday

Iced latte?

Defo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably on a scale of 2. Was a 10 then the mr visited unexpectedly this afternoon

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Probably on a scale of 2. Was a 10 then the mr visited unexpectedly this afternoon

Sometime sex makes it worse. Obviously Mr knows how to satisfy

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

A very big number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Levels of horny are through the roof atm, don't think I can even gauge it in numbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"A very big number

But can we get it bigger

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"High

How high?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Levels of horny are through the roof atm, don't think I can even gauge it in numbers."

Light years

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"About a 7

Not bad

Do you like anal?

Stop it cheeky!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hovering just below 1, as usual.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"About a 7

Not bad

Do you like anal?

Stop it cheeky!!!!!

STATUS UPDATE

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hovering just below 1, as usual. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reasonably horny. And looking forward to hubby sticking needles in my labia later

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"About a 7

Not bad

Do you like anal?

Stop it cheeky!!!!!

STATUS UPDATE

I know!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High

How high?

Through the ROOF

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Way way down in the sub horny zone.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"About a 7

Not bad

Do you like anal?

Stop it cheeky!!!!!

STATUS UPDATE

I know!!!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Way way down in the sub horny zone. "

That's weird. I'm concerned about you

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"High

How high?

Through the ROOF"

Into space

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Reasonably horny. And looking forward to hubby sticking needles in my labia later

That's made me hornier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf?

Mid range horny

I hope I made it worse

Depends on your definition of worse

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"How horny are you lot tonight?

I'm pretty horny. I had sexting with hubby and girlfriend, sorting out my birthday "party" Also hubby meeting a lovely lady tonight.

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Faf?

Mid range horny

I hope I made it worse

Depends on your definition of worse"

Hornier

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

rather high... and no time for meet... maybe I should ask a friend for rope and blindfold and some serious ... fun next week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been at a high level for two weeks.

Dangerously so

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"rather high... and no time for meet... maybe I should ask a friend for rope and blindfold and some serious ... fun next week..."

I think you are making yourself hornier

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"It's been at a high level for two weeks.

Dangerously so

I will send hubby over ext time he's up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

On the scale of 0 to horny...I am somewhere towards the upper end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been at a high level for two weeks.

Dangerously so

Sounds like you need defusing!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time."

I don't believe for a second that you can't get someone over tonight

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"On the scale of 0 to horny...I am somewhere towards the upper end.

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

"A very big number

But can we get it bigger

I just did a prev on your pics and now the number is of EPIC proportions

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"A very big number

But can we get it bigger

I just did a prev on your pics and now the number is of EPIC proportions "

Extra help in your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably on a scale of 2. Was a 10 then the mr visited unexpectedly this afternoon

Sometime sex makes it worse. Obviously Mr knows how to satisfy

Oh he does then later I'm sure it will be back up again but it does actually go up a little more each time I think of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been at a high level for two weeks.

Dangerously so

Sounds like you need defusing!

Is defusing a good thing? Won't that just take it away?

I quite like it

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"On the scale of 0 to horny...I am somewhere towards the upper end.

Quite!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I've been feeling very horny for the past couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 or 4

I've dialled it down on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been at a high level for two weeks.

Dangerously so

Sounds like you need defusing!

Is defusing a good thing? Won't that just take it away?

I quite like it

Not take it away per se but more help ease the symptoms with a little homeopathy!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've been feeling very horny for the past couple of weeks

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time."

I think she's wishing she was the one with the helicopter this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time.

I think she's wishing she was the one with the helicopter this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time.

I don't believe for a second that you can't get someone over tonight

Just Pam and her 5 sisters tonight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Way way down in the sub horny zone.

That's weird. I'm concerned about you

Blame my vagina. The thoughts are there but a connection is missing.

Meh

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time."

Which hotel? Is it nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way way down in the sub horny zone.

That's weird. I'm concerned about you

Blame my vagina. The thoughts are there but a connection is missing.

Meh

I'm with you, Honey.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Way way down in the sub horny zone.

That's weird. I'm concerned about you

Blame my vagina. The thoughts are there but a connection is missing.

Meh

I'm with you, Honey. "

I need to be rewired. How does one do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm maybr 2/10. Can't even be bothered having a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my little friend has not received any love since morning shower...so about 2 on the swingers scale.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Terminally horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time.

Which hotel? Is it nice "

Holford Arms, it's a gastro pub with rooms. It's alright, Thai set menu was decent. 4 Stars on Trip Advisor from me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah pretty horny. Being in a hotel always does that to me though. Wishing my fwb was here but wasn't to be this time.

Which hotel? Is it nice

Holford Arms, it's a gastro pub with rooms. It's alright, Thai set menu was decent. 4 Stars on Trip Advisor from me

Oh I know.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Fell asleep so just checking out how horny my teddy is xx

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