FabSwingers.com forum: It's Bloody GIF.....

By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

...not "JIF"..

and while we're at it, I'm BALD...not "BOLD".

Also...I like to drink ESPRESSO..not EXpresso...

Now I've got that out of my system, who fancies a snog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you be more pacific please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you'll find it's Cif not Gif

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"can you be more pacific please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My I be so bold as to say I will be there in a jif for my expresso.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you'll find it's Cif not Gif

I don't know what it is but it's bloody good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...not "JIF".."

Steve Wilhite (who created the GIF) says it's pronounced "JIF", so I guess the correct pronunciation is up to him.

Think I'll carry on saying GIF though.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

What really annoys me is people who keep referring to a lack of hard disk space on a computer to a 'lack of memory'

Urghhhhhhh lol

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

It stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Not Jraphics Interchange Format

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I don't do snogging only kissing to the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Not Jraphics Interchange Format

Yes true, but that's not how the English language works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can you be more pacific please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a debate with my Nephew (he's 6) that boxer shorts aren't called 'box of shorts'. They're shorts and they come in a box. Kid has a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...not "JIF"..

and while we're at it, I'm BALD...not "BOLD".

Also...I like to drink ESPRESSO..not EXpresso...

Now I've got that out of my system, who fancies a snog?

Nah... your way too picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What really annoys me is people who keep referring to a lack of hard disk space on a computer to a 'lack of memory'

Urghhhhhhh lol"

But that's technically correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...not "JIF"..

Steve Wilhite (who created the GIF) says it's pronounced "JIF", so I guess the correct pronunciation is up to him.

Think I'll carry on saying GIF though."

Think he's right ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we're at it.....

It's Marathon not Snickers, and it's Opal Fruits not Starburst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While we're at it.....

It's Marathon not Snickers, and it's Opal Fruits not Starburst

Er no, they renamed them... Like years ago. Didn't anybody tell you

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"While we're at it.....

It's Marathon not Snickers, and it's Opal Fruits not Starburst

Exactly so.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

So is it Bowie or Bowie

Mrs blue eyes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about JPEG

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Et cetera is shortened to etc.

Ect (ECT) is short for electroconvulsive therapy.

Definitely is without doubt/clearly.

Defiantly is resistence/disobedience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus I need part of a cetamol after reading all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I need part of a cetamol after reading all that"

Would you take iron brew pro fen with that to increase the painkilling power?

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By *rMrsAdriaCouple
over a year ago

Gosport

Chest of drawers not Chester drawers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Not Jraphics Interchange Format

Genesis

General

Gentle

Generosity

And a fuck load of other words beginning with the letter G are pronounced using the letter J.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I need a cup of Chino

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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it's lose not loose, although sometimes it will be loose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say JIF, but the dude who hosts @midnight always says GIF and sometimes when I've watched a few episodes the pronunciation rubs off on me.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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it's cif not jif.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do snogging only kissing to the ground

this is how it has to be from now on in

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Whilst we're at it....

It's ScalEXtric

Not ScalectrIX

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"...not "JIF"..

Steve Wilhite (who created the GIF) says it's pronounced "JIF", so I guess the correct pronunciation is up to him.

Think I'll carry on saying GIF though."

He's wrong!!! Graphic Interface Format!! Hard G!!! (Giggedy)

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"What really annoys me is people who keep referring to a lack of hard disk space on a computer to a 'lack of memory'

Urghhhhhhh lol"

This!!!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"I don't do snogging only kissing to the ground

That'll do me...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"And a fuck load of other words beginning with the letter G are pronounced using the letter J."

But Graphics isn't one of them.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"While we're at it.....

It's Marathon not Snickers, and it's Opal Fruits not Starburst

I want to know how you got the Domo emoji!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"And a fuck load of other words beginning with the letter G are pronounced using the letter J.

But Graphics isn't one of them."

giraffe is.

i feel a forum game coming on...

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"And a fuck load of other words beginning with the letter G are pronounced using the letter J.

But Graphics isn't one of them."

Exactly!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its definitely maybe a total possibility almost entirely.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Would it be easier to call it a short film?

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"...not "JIF"..

and while we're at it, I'm BALD...not "BOLD".

Also...I like to drink ESPRESSO..not EXpresso...

Now I've got that out of my system, who fancies a snog?

Nah... your way too picky

* you're *

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"...not "JIF"..

and while we're at it, I'm BALD...not "BOLD".

Also...I like to drink ESPRESSO..not EXpresso...

Now I've got that out of my system, who fancies a snog?

Nah... your way too picky

* you're *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the great scone as in own vs scone as in on debate? Genuinely causes near physical conflict at Wench Towers (I'm right, she's wrong of course)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What about the great scone as in own vs scone as in on debate? Genuinely causes near physical conflict at Wench Towers (I'm right, she's wrong of course) "

The joke doesn't work if you use the first pronunciation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the great scone as in own vs scone as in on debate? Genuinely causes near physical conflict at Wench Towers (I'm right, she's wrong of course)

The joke doesn't work if you use the first pronunciation."

I know. It's one of my favourite jokes and I use the first pronunciation. Boo hiss.

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By *akspeedCouple
over a year ago

blackdown hills

"can you be more pacific please

This one really grabs my goat.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"can you be more pacific please

This one really grabs my goat. "

My boss does this and I want to bloody punch him every single time!!

Aside from that, he's an alright bloke!!!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Chip barm! Not cake, Bap, Cob etc

And its a butty not a sarnie

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"can you be more pacific please

This one really grabs my goat.

My boss does this and I want to bloody punch him every single time!!

Aside from that, he's an alright bloke!!!"

I used to have to negotiate with a union rep who always said "assimulate" for "assimilate" and in my darker moments I would rather have dealt with a simulation than the real thing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chip barm! Not cake, Bap, Cob etc

And its a butty not a sarnie

Is that where barmy comes from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chip barm! Not cake, Bap, Cob etc

And its a butty not a sarnie

One of the oddest things I have contended with since becoming a northern Southerner is the frankly astonishing range of terms for a bread roll. It's a bread roll. Just a bread roll.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chip barm! Not cake, Bap, Cob etc

And its a butty not a sarnie

One of the oddest things I have contended with since becoming a northern Southerner is the frankly astonishing range of terms for a bread roll. It's a bread roll. Just a bread roll. "

But, but, but... it depends on the type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman/Women, Your/You're, No/Know There/Their/They're,Too/To, Meet/Met,Where/Were/We're and finally.... it's a TONGUE!! Give me strength with the bloody grammar on here!

TONGUE... Not TOUNGE....

TONGUE.....

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"can you be more pacific please

This one really grabs my goat.

My boss does this and I want to bloody punch him every single time!!

Aside from that, he's an alright bloke!!!

I used to have to negotiate with a union rep who always said "assimulate" for "assimilate" and in my darker moments I would rather have dealt with a simulation than the real thing.

Worlds. Worst. Borg...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Woman/Women, Your/You're, No/Know There/Their/They're,Too/To, Meet/Met,Where/Were/We're and finally.... it's a TONGUE!! Give me strength with the bloody grammar on here!

TONGUE... Not TOUNGE....

TONGUE.....

And rogue, not rouge. Unless you are really extolling colourful make up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what kind of wrong 'un calls a film a "fillum"!?

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

"What really annoys me is people who keep referring to a lack of hard disk space on a computer to a 'lack of memory'

Urghhhhhhh lol

But that's technically correct.

Double urghhhhh lol

It's simply not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I need part of a cetamol after reading all that

Would you take iron brew pro fen with that to increase the painkilling power? "
I think that would be a good combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought some trousers.

What, from home?

No, from the shop, with money.

Argh, it's fucking BOUGHT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gif tiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Not Jraphics Interchange Format

It's an acronym not an inisalisation.

So it's pronounced as a word in its own right.

Ie nhs is an initialisation as you say N H S.

An acronym though you say as if it was a word like gif.

I say gif but jif is correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find people saying Tescos, not Tesco, slightly irritating. Why do people do it?

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

And also "Legos" !!!!! It's ONE bloody brick!!! Also..it's a damn brand name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not think the bloke who invented the gif realised someday there'd be another format known as jiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do not loose your virginity or your mind, you lose them.

Seriously, the most misspelled word on the Internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find people saying Tescos, not Tesco, slightly irritating. Why do people do it? "

This gets Marc soooo annoyed - so I say it all the time to bug him

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

That's because "your" evil (see what I did there...?)

ARRRRGGGhghghghg!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find people saying Tescos, not Tesco, slightly irritating. Why do people do it?

This gets Marc soooo annoyed - so I say it all the time to bug him

I hope Marc has a suitable response for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have like animated gilfs

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