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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently you learn something new everyday.

What can you teach others to help this saying come true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only takes 40 mins to fly from Liverpool to Edinburgh to meet a sexy lady like you ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no peaks in the peak district

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no peaks in the peak district "

There's only one Lake in the Lake District

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you walk by a tall fence with a hole in it and here someone counting dont look through the hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a couple of hour with you Op. I'll teach you something.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Whenever you ring the wrong number it is never engaged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It only takes 40 mins to fly from Liverpool to Edinburgh to meet a sexy lady like you ???"

Well that's no time at all really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no peaks in the peak district

There's only one Lake in the Lake District "

These districts are clearly misnamed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you walk by a tall fence with a hole in it and here someone counting dont look through the hole. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give me a couple of hour with you Op. I'll teach you something.

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Who says it won't be you doing the learning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever you ring the wrong number it is never engaged

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Haha this is true. Also if you say something stupid on a call the room will be full of people listening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes"

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

PTU xxx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"There's no peaks in the peak district

There's only one Lake in the Lake District "

I could be pedantic - mere: old English for lake, so Windermere, Grasmere and Buttermere could count

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

PTU xxx"

That's exactly why I do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years x "

Is that how much she uses or how much she buys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years x

Is that how much she uses or how much she buys? "

i buy loads - that an nail polish - i will never run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no peaks in the peak district

There's only one Lake in the Lake District

I could be pedantic - mere: old English for lake, so Windermere, Grasmere and Buttermere could count"

Pedant! ha but you are right of course! It's a popular pub quiz question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years x

Is that how much she uses or how much she buys?

i buy loads - that an nail polish - i will never run out"

I buy and use loads of lipstick. My daughter told me to stop changing my lip colour as mr cock would look like a rainbow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years x

Is that how much she uses or how much she buys?

i buy loads - that an nail polish - i will never run out"

I have so many shades of both but use the same 3 or 4 repeatedly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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apart from Saturday and Sunday. Thank the Lord

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By *tary47Couple
over a year ago

mold

On average you are blind for 40 minutes every day. This is because your brain switches off your vision when you eyes move. This is to stop you getting motion sickness and it is therefore impossible for you to see your own eyes moving in a mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no peaks in the peak district

There's only one Lake in the Lake District

I could be pedantic - mere: old English for lake, so Windermere, Grasmere and Buttermere could count"

The county of Cheshire has more lakes,tarns and rivers than The Lake District.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Residents of Edinburgh used to believe that rubbing bird shit on your head was a cure for baldness

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The swords on the Essex coat of arms are called Seax, old English for knife.

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

a bum bag is worn at the front so should it be a belly bag?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"a bum bag is worn at the front so should it be a belly bag?"

In america its a fanny pack, but they have their fanny at the rear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female ducks have several 'false' vaginas, they get shagged often by male ducks so stops them being constantly pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On average you are blind for 40 minutes every day. This is because your brain switches off your vision when you eyes move. This is to stop you getting motion sickness and it is therefore impossible for you to see your own eyes moving in a mirror. "

This is my favourite one so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female ducks have several 'false' vaginas, they get shagged often by male ducks so stops them being constantly pregnant."

I have visions of ducks with big bellies, holding their sides as they waddle around eating bread for two now

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By *tary47Couple
over a year ago

mold


"On average you are blind for 40 minutes every day. This is because your brain switches off your vision when you eyes move. This is to stop you getting motion sickness and it is therefore impossible for you to see your own eyes moving in a mirror.

This is my favourite one so far "

Good fact right?!

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Apparently you learn something new everyday.

What can you teach others to help this saying come true?

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I learnt today that someone who likes words is called a logophile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"apart from Saturday and Sunday. Thank the Lord "

Ah but I went to Sunday school!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On average you are blind for 40 minutes every day. This is because your brain switches off your vision when you eyes move. This is to stop you getting motion sickness and it is therefore impossible for you to see your own eyes moving in a mirror. "

Oooooh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Residents of Edinburgh used to believe that rubbing bird shit on your head was a cure for baldness "

I wonde_ed what that guy was doing in the park

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no peaks in the peak district

There's only one Lake in the Lake District

I could be pedantic - mere: old English for lake, so Windermere, Grasmere and Buttermere could count

The county of Cheshire has more lakes,tarns and rivers than The Lake District."

They need to sort out that whole districts thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The swords on the Essex coat of arms are called Seax, old English for knife."

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute! "

I wanted an otter for a pet when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a bum bag is worn at the front so should it be a belly bag?

In america its a fanny pack, but they have their fanny at the rear! "

A rebranding is surely in order!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Female ducks have several 'false' vaginas, they get shagged often by male ducks so stops them being constantly pregnant."

I think you can get those in Ann summers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are actually only 46 shades of Grey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently you learn something new everyday.

What can you teach others to help this saying come true?

I learnt today that someone who likes words is called a logophile."

Ooohh new word

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I learned today that work shall always be second to stealthy perving on fab

I may need a new job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

I wanted an otter for a pet when I was a kid "

Theyre so damn cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are actually only 46 shades of Grey!"

And in each one hes a tit

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

I wanted an otter for a pet when I was a kid

Theyre so damn cute! "

Quite vicious though lol it's really cute when they sleep floating holding hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I learned today that work shall always be second to stealthy perving on fab

I may need a new job "

No you clearly have a good job that allows yowstime to fulfill your passions too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

I wanted an otter for a pet when I was a kid

Theyre so damn cute!

Quite vicious though lol it's really cute when they sleep floating holding hands "

Its when Theyre holding their babies

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

I wanted an otter for a pet when I was a kid

Theyre so damn cute!

Quite vicious though lol it's really cute when they sleep floating holding hands

Its when Theyre holding their babies "

Let's adopt one and call it maverick bunnyhop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamingoes are grey and then turn pink due to their diet

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Flamingoes are grey and then turn pink due to their diet "

The algae they eat to be specific

Cool fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flamingoes are grey and then turn pink due to their diet

The algae they eat to be specific

Cool fact "

I forgot if it was the shrimp or the algae so didn't say either so I wasn't wrong!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Flamingoes are grey and then turn pink due to their diet

The algae they eat to be specific

Cool fact

I forgot if it was the shrimp or the algae so didn't say either so I wasn't wrong! "

Algae my friend

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

in greater london a male gets knocked over in a motor acident every 15 mins.[and hes getting pretty piss off with it]

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Only female mosquitoes drink blood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute! "

Otters will r-word baby seals drowning them in the process.

They will continue to r-word the baby seals corpse for up to a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

Otters will r-word baby seals drowning them in the process.

They will continue to r-word the baby seals corpse for up to a week "

Fuck! Thought ducks were bad!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Neophobia - The fear of learning / trying something new

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"An otter can hold its breath underwater for up to 30 minutes

I otters so much!! Theyre so cute!

Otters will r-word baby seals drowning them in the process.

They will continue to r-word the baby seals corpse for up to a week

Fuck! Thought ducks were bad! "

Still love otters

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

When they first started mass producing Raspberry jam, the seeds got removed during the process, so they replaced them with reproduction wooden seeds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any living animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rolling Stone is a bloody old fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is. Just make sure you learn from every experience whether they are good or bad Hopster

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