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The midnight rambling thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For night owls to ramble on at will. Apologies as I won't be about to answer all posts. But chat amongst yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good(mid)night lovelies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good(mid)night lovelies "

Midnight hallooooos to you

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

Evening all, hope you are all behaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

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M'lud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Hello beautiful "

Says Mrs gorgeous

Glad you've done a thread for us night owls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, hope you are all behaving"

Of course, Steve

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is this new?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm rambling to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good(mid)night lovelies "

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight"

I invented a game called Rambling Sid as a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good(mid)night lovelies

Hello you "

Oh, hi there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Hello beautiful

Says Mrs gorgeous

Glad you've done a thread for us night owls. "

It's good to throw a lifeboat out in the dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing chest! "

I concur. Estella has given me boob envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twit twoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new? "

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cow bunging tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight

I invented a game called Rambling Sid as a child. "

Please tell us more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours is a treasure chest as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Red"

Evening to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm rambling to bed "

Don't be rowdy, Rowdy! Na night x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Amazing chest! "

( . ) ( . )

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Morning All

The rain against my bedroom window is keeping me awake so I will lurk in here for a while if that's ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a big courgette?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Amazing chest!

I concur. Estella has given me boob envy"

Tits!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate. "

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury


"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place....

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Where? Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twit twoo. "

Two twits? I concur.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

managed to catch this one from the start lets see how long I last before I get lost off and my brain meltsdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No cow bunging tonight?"

No, thank the lord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh some sexy late nighters

Hello

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to ramble me to sleep. It's simoly elusive tonight

I invented a game called Rambling Sid as a child.

Please tell us more... "

That's a whole other thread and I'm off to bed soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to thank me!

What is cow bunging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place....

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Ooooerrrrr

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"No cow bunging tonight?"

No bunging tonight, how are you this fine evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning All

The rain against my bedroom window is keeping me awake so I will lurk in here for a while if that's ok?"

Of course, come in!

That's one of my fav sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc"

Evening Ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering "

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc"

Wrong thread Ace?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is it a big courgette?"

It is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"managed to catch this one from the start lets see how long I last before I get lost off and my brain meltsdown"

Good catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need to thank me!

What is cow bunging?"

Well, first you get a cow. Many people favour Guernseys, but I think a Frisian works best.

Next, build a trebuchet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh some sexy late nighters

Hello "

Hello yourself sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc"

Ace! Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear! "

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No need to thank me!

What is cow bunging?"

Jim (who normally does the nocturnal thread) usually says cowabunga!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place....

Where? Where?"

Oh you have to Google something, but not sure what it is!

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No need to thank me!

What is cow bunging?

Well, first you get a cow. Many people favour Guernseys, but I think a Frisian works best.

Next, build a trebuchet..."

Jim would approve (he's scared of cows)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"No need to thank me!

What is cow bunging?"

Ooh it's a big secret!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand "

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure "

Some things it's best not to know.

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury


"Hello..I've found my courgette in a most unusual place....

Where? Where?

Oh you have to Google something, but not sure what it is! "

As if my search history was not wierd enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish! "

Well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure "

A woman's clitoris is the size of a courgette (although only the tip is external). We all learned about this last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure

Some things it's best not to know."

True story

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"No need to thank me!

What is cow bunging?

Well, first you get a cow. Many people favour Guernseys, but I think a Frisian works best.

Next, build a trebuchet..."

Hehe, nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

Well... "

I mean tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lovely bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish! "

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I really need to know where the courgette was , I need closure

Some things it's best not to know."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me"

My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

Well...

I mean tonight "

Um...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**pops in for a little twirl**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools* "

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me

My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette. "

My wand is still in its box. My courgette is far too delicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me"

I've hidden mine in my drawer... It's a scary piece of machinery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

Well...

I mean tonight

Um..."

Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**"

Hello lovely

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me

My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette. "

No becoz it will go all squishy!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace"

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

Great thread this.. got everyone talking ..;)

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me

My wand keeps overheating. Don't want to burn my courgette.

My wand is still in its box. My courgette is far too delicate "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**"

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey late night forumites!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

I hear most ladies just wave a wand instead of wishing. Not me. Wands scare the bejeezus out of me

I've hidden mine in my drawer... It's a scary piece of machinery "

Best place for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well "

All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

Well...

I mean tonight

Um...

Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone "

True. You might well be worth driving into London for, though.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey late night forumites!

"

Hey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wands are fun normally! I love 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/06/17 00:27:00]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Ace! Hugs x"

Boobie hugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching "

My kinda gal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening Deebs and Delightfulchap!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

Well...

I mean tonight

Um...

Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone

True. You might well be worth driving into London for, though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well "

Very well indeed. How's the jiving feet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this new?

Nah, it's a plaster over a graze as Jim's not here and I wasn't intending to do one ( nor be pulled into all the answering ) but people tend to like somewhere to congregate.

Look at you being pulled into all the answering

My fingers will give up in a minute. It's this or a wank. Sigh, no wank tonight I fear!

I'm sure someone will lend a hand

I wish!

Well...

I mean tonight

Um...

Last train Wycombe to Marylebone has already gone

True. You might well be worth driving into London for, though. "

Well not tonight, as I'm not going to stay awake much longer. But thank you for the compliment. Xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wands are fun normally! I love 'em. "

Yes there's a certain magic about them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Cow bunged for old time's sake by poster at 28/06/17 00:27:00]"

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

Hello all.

This latest global ransomware attack currently has me waiting in a 4 mile queue to get into work. Been sitting here for 2 hours nowgonna be a long night, late finish then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Ace! Hugs x

Boobie hugs? "

Always!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching

My kinda gal!! "

Hi Dave!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"I'm rambling to bed

Don't be rowdy, Rowdy! Na night x"

I've found bed and found my teddy night night Estella lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well

All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?"

Oops sorry I jumped in early?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wands are fun normally! I love 'em.

Yes there's a certain magic about them "

Badum tsssh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely "

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all.

This latest global ransomware attack currently has me waiting in a 4 mile queue to get into work. Been sitting here for 2 hours nowgonna be a long night, late finish then."

A four mile queue?! How British! Sorry to hear that.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well

All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?"

Cooked a joint of gammon yesterday, so I'll be slowly carving ma way through that over the next few days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm rambling to bed

Don't be rowdy, Rowdy! Na night x

I've found bed and found my teddy night night Estella lol "

Night night ya big softie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well

All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?

Cooked a joint of gammon yesterday, so I'll be slowly carving ma way through that over the next few days "

Oh yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

"

Hi Tinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!"

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?"

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well

All good thanks lovely. Done any good cooking today?

Cooked a joint of gammon yesterday, so I'll be slowly carving ma way through that over the next few days "

Mmmmm....my mouth is watering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks"

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up! "

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ramble On - Led Zep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0umJhYonc

Evening Ace

Alreet Missus, hope you're keeping well

Very well indeed. How's the jiving feet?"

Last time I did any dad dancing was at Chams a couple of months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching

My kinda gal!!

Hi Dave! "

Hi estella!

Loving your gallery!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?"

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**"

Oh yeah!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching

My kinda gal!!

Hi Dave!

Hi estella!

Loving your gallery!! "

Thank you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole."

And you are neither, so shush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole."

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching

My kinda gal!!

Hi Dave!

Hi estella!

Loving your gallery!!

Thank you "

Nice balcony too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

And you are neither, so shush "

But I seem to come across as one or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

Oh yeah!!! "

I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

Oh yeah!!!

I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter "

Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

And you are neither, so shush

But I seem to come across as one or both. "

Not to your friends in here, so just have fun and enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

"

That's a minority opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

And you are neither, so shush

But I seem to come across as one or both.

Not to your friends in here, so just have fun and enjoy! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion."

Back up! Back up! Don't descend into the pit of doom!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion."

You're doing it again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

Oh yeah!!!

I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter

Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed. "

Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

Oh yeah!!!

I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter

Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed.

Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him "

Was messaging with him this eve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion."

Well it's my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Back up! Back up! Don't descend into the pit of doom! "

It has the virtue of being familiar, but I take your point.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion "

And that's what is important, quietly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

Oh yeah!!!

I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter

Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed.

Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him

Was messaging with him this eve. "

I thought he had left the site? Please tell him I say hi and he owes me at least one more d*unken night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

You're doing it again.... "

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Tink, bring glitter and unicorns too

Hello!

Standard stuff as you know any particular shade of glitter or shall I just go all out ?

All out! It is Pride currently so rainbow the shizzle up!

**loads all coloured glitter gun**

Oh yeah!!!

I am particularly proud of the vermillion glitter

Awww vermilion was Diamondjoe's favourite word on threads that asked what words you like. A moment's silence for the departed.

Oh my goodness you are such a star to remember. I miss him

Was messaging with him this eve.

I thought he had left the site? Please tell him I say hi and he owes me at least one more d*unken night "

No, he's still here. Just not in all "sections" of Fab. You can message!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

You're doing it again....

I know "

Behave yourself, young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

"

More like a small cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion

And that's what is important, quietly. "

Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

You're doing it again....

I know

Behave yourself, young man "

Misbehaving is a rare pleasure for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber"

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

"

Oh god, no...that'll be me then, was only just getting used to my courgette, now I've got a bloody marrow feel a headache coming on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion

And that's what is important, quietly.

Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right "

I wish I knew why you reacted differently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women really have one then?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber"

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone? "

How very lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone? "

I'm more of a cheese and pickle man.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion

And that's what is important, quietly.

Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right "

I think you are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women really have one then? "

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

Oh god, no...that'll be me then, was only just getting used to my courgette, now I've got a bloody marrow feel a headache coming on.... "

Just you wait until tomorrow night's revelation!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

You're doing it again....

I know

Behave yourself, young man

Misbehaving is a rare pleasure for me. "

Believe me, it is for a lot of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women really have one then? "

A courgette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion

And that's what is important, quietly.

Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right

I wish I knew why you reacted differently. "

Are you referring to when we met and you practically ignored me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

How very lovely "

Shall I cut your crusts off?

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted "

same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

I'm more of a cheese and pickle man. "

So Buckinghamshire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

You're doing it again....

I know

Behave yourself, young man

Misbehaving is a rare pleasure for me.

Believe me, it is for a lot of us "

Not what I meant - THAT never happens.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted "

Keep up, it's a marrow now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

I'm more of a cheese and pickle man.

So Buckinghamshire! "

Your point being?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted

same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol"

Lost off or tossed off?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion

And that's what is important, quietly.

Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right

I wish I knew why you reacted differently.

Are you referring to when we met and you practically ignored me?"

Thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women really have one then? "

Hey Doc don't worry I am almost out. No cheers tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

I'm more of a cheese and pickle man.

So Buckinghamshire!

Your point being?"

I'm from High Wycombe too. I also love a good cheese and pickle sarnie

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted

same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol

Lost off or tossed off?! "

lost but now you've put the thought in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching "

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted

Keep up, it's a marrow now...

"

Sorry. I'm struggling to multi task

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted

same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol"

Don't think it's a man thing...I'm struggling to keep up now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women really have one then?

Cucumber or marrow?

I'm confused again. I need to pay more attention. Keep getting distracted

same here I got lost off at least 20 minutes ago lol

Lost off or tossed off?!

lost but now you've put the thought in my head "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clock watching the night shift away whilst browsing watches

*drools*

Good evening to you

I prefer cock watching

Nice tits "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

I'm more of a cheese and pickle man.

So Buckinghamshire!

Your point being?

I'm from High Wycombe too. I also love a good cheese and pickle sarnie "

I had no idea. How did you escape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**pops in for a little twirl**

Hello lovely

Hi and wow although I think I recognise that high visibility vest

Hi Tinks

Hello Handsome

I noticed you're closedoing for renovation?

Yeah, trying to figure out something to write that doesn't make me look like a loser or an arsehole.

Ahhhhh I thought your previous profile was good and you didn't sound like either.

You are a handsome, friendly and kind gentleman

That's a minority opinion.

Well it's my opinion

And that's what is important, quietly.

Meh to be fair my opinion doesn't usually. On this occasion I know I am right

I wish I knew why you reacted differently.

Are you referring to when we met and you practically ignored me?

Thanks for reminding me "

Oh goodness I'm sorry it was a social lots of people you had to chat to I wasn't/ didn't expect you to particularly carve any time out for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

More like a small cucumber

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?

I'm more of a cheese and pickle man.

So Buckinghamshire!

Your point being?

I'm from High Wycombe too. I also love a good cheese and pickle sarnie

I had no idea. How did you escape?"

Chiltern Rail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all for partaking in the midnight rambling thread

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Interesting fact about the clitoris for tonight....

The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life. After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager!!

Does that make it a marrow after menopause?!

Oh god, no...that'll be me then, was only just getting used to my courgette, now I've got a bloody marrow feel a headache coming on....

Just you wait until tomorrow night's revelation! "

God no...what next? Can't do it no more.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 28/06/17 01:05:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night peeps

**twirls out**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here for the tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

J0hnny says NO TITS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is Johnny?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"J0hnny says NO TITS! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J0hnny Is of the faceless men

J0hnny is nobody

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