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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Keeping my abs warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm slim, to accommodate all the pizza's I want to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. just vertically challenged for my weight that's all ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle machine for the ladies

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I'm not fat.I have fat. It doesn't define who I am.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As Garfield said, I'm not fat, I'm just undertall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. just vertically challenged for my weight that's all .. "

Or you could say, where you lack in feet you make up in inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat... I'm phat? Is this still a cool word or can someone kiss me to get down to the ground with the kids??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, this is a fuel tank for a long distance sex machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat I'm eye candy for Shallow Hal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm rounded at the corners. I simply have many corners.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm not fat I am festivally plump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not fat... I'm phat? Is this still a cool word or can someone kiss me to get down to the ground with the kids??

I'm sure you've just said that all wrong.

You don't kiss to get down. That's more like you feel like a little dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just eating this kit kat chunky because my blood sugar was low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat. Heat makes things expand...

I'm just hot!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not fat... I'm phat? Is this still a cool word or can someone kiss me to get down to the ground with the kids??

Kiss you to the ground did you say?

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

My hollow legs are all full

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm not fat I'm water logged

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By *ildflower.xWoman
over a year ago

Grimsby

Under tall

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

...... I'm just storing this fat for a baby seal called Bernard. He asked me to save it for him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat I'm chunky

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat... I'm fluffy

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not fat, it's just excess fabulousness.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm not fat my muscles are just relaxing

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm not fat, I'm exactly the right weight for my, errrr, shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm storing energy for the winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm F@@king FAT

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I am fat if I wasn't I'd fall over during to the weight of my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My missus says she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.

She makes me laugh

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Dimensionally challenged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat! I just have a sweet hockey body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round in all the right places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat. I'm a person. I have fat

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm deprived of height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just have a few places where ive been pushed in and its comeout elsewhere

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm not fat I'm big boned

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

I am not fat it is that there is more of me to enjoy

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I too have a washboard stomach, I just have lots of washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm... no, wait, I'm definitely fat.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I'm not fat it's arched back disease

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not fat, I'm just a compacted version of my female relatives. Imagine me half a foot and a bit taller and I'd be a total glamazon like all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat I'm just get paid to be the local liposuction deposit centre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5.2% fat. 73kg. So about 3kg of me is fat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not fat, I'm just a compacted version of my female relatives. Imagine me half a foot and a bit taller and I'd be a total glamazon like all of them."

I'm a Weeble, exactly like my Portuguese grandmother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fat ...

Pass me the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fat and i own it

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

We're not fat we're just so heavy fookin metal we tell thee!!!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

..on a "seafood" diet.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's my genes that are dense and tangled into a ball shape, not double helix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat , I'm adipose central.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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...curvy.

although my bum is massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm comfortably plump.

(Eric Cartman, South Park)

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'm not fat, comparedo to your mum

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

I'm not fat,I like carry weight instead of doing it at the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a squidgy exterior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not fat... I'm phat? Is this still a cool word or can someone kiss me to get down to the ground with the kids??

I'm sure you've just said that all wrong.

You don't kiss to get down. That's more like you feel like a little dance

I do when I kiss, and we jiggle down to the ground at the same time. A little like doing the 'twist'.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I have a squidgy exterior

I'd like to squidge your exterior .. and penetrate your interior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a squidgy exterior

I'd like to squidge your exterior .. and penetrate your interior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if life has a smoke after it fucks me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat, I'm fleshy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not fat... I'm just so freakin sexy it overflows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just easy to see.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Smuggling a buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just easy to see."

you my dear are very slender xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just big boned, lmao.xxx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Have more force to fuck with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just under height for my weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may be a small hammer, but it a fucking big hammer pushing it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fat...I'm OBELIX!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not fat...I'm OBELIX!"

There's no need to be dogmatix about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not fat...I'm OBELIX!

There's no need to be dogmatix about it."

In case any of you are wondering, there's nothing Unhygenix about me, and everything is Fulliautomatix...

Age isn't an issue with me, so being Geriatrix is no Impedimenta; if you like the sound of my Vitalstatistix, come and Getafix from me any time you like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in shape, round is a shape

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm in shape, round is a shape

That's a nice shape!

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