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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Leave your 'dream' FAB NEWS BULLETIN here.

Today Granny Crumpet logged on to read messages only to discover that all were from :- sane, healthy , stable single men and women.

' I don't know where all the married, illiterate, chip on shoulder perverts and young men with old lady fetishes have gone', said Granny but it has really made my morning.'

This has been G.C. with FAB NEWS.

Over to Carol. "It's pissing down"

That's it from us

Now YOU.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute N Sassy from Devon has announced today her return to meeting.. she will be holding the open auditions for new ITV talent show 'Cock Factor'

Groups of Men, and Solo cocks of all sizes can audition to become Sassy's first experience since her break away.

Applicants would preferably be between 26 and 40 and have a few brain cells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/08/11 08:39:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raisealaff has just won dragons den for his new invention, "the sexmachine"-when they asked to see the product he just showed his tackle...peter james was shocked that such a small man could be bigger than him, while the new female dragon couldnt help but invest her mouth in the product!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Snog awoke from a dream about eating the worlds longest Sausage to find infact it was the worlds longest Sausage and not the kindly African sailor who helped him home from the Pub last night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr Snog awoke from a dream about eating the worlds longest Sausage to find infact it was the worlds longest Sausage and not the kindly African sailor who helped him home from the Pub last night... "

pirates of the sausagenbean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T woke up and clicked onto Fab with ten messages from folks on his hotlist all asking "whens the party can we stay all weekend?" I'd say more but too busy replying and planning, updates through the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING NEWS :

Ste_blue logged into fabswingers today to find he had no mail, winks or friends requests.

"Its quite unusual for nobody to contact me, given that my profile is so detailed and my pictures would make even the most dried up old spinster drip with excitement!" commented Ste_blue.

Upon further investigation it was discovered that indeed ste_blue had been inundated with messages, winks and friend requests, but unfortunately the News of the World had got to them first and promptly deleted them. "devasted" was ste_blue's reaction.

And in other news . . . . . low flying pigs seen over the pennines, income tax cut to an all time low and fuel down to 25p a litre.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

News Flash ....

Today it was discovered that there is a Black Hole in FAB forums.

Many argue that Black Holes are incredibly common in swinging circles , they just haven't been witnessed by the majority.

Over to carol for the weather.

"It's fucking freezing"

Thanks Carol.

Bye !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Femmefatale was sexually assualted whilst sorting out her Imelda Marcos cupboard, the assailant made her put flat shoes on, whilst she was fucked from behind in a very animalistic manner, she was tonight being comforted by Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"T woke up and clicked onto Fab with ten messages from folks on his hotlist all asking "whens the party can we stay all weekend?" I'd say more but too busy replying and planning, updates through the day. "

Update, everyones cancelled for offt dramatic reasons, i think some of the accounts of why some cant make it should make Sky news shortly!

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