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things you forget as you get older.

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

In my case ,it seems to be trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wallet when I go to the pub with friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things after leaving the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness I forget lots of things

My keys are one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I class it as part of my fitness regime . Running back and forth up and down my stairs going back for things I've forgotten

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Hubby will often set off without his mobile phone, then return 10 minutes later as he can't function without it, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I class it as part of my fitness regime . Running back and forth up and down my stairs going back for things I've forgotten "

Yes I've done this a few times ^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I class it as part of my fitness regime . Running back and forth up and down my stairs going back for things I've forgotten

Yes I've done this a few times ^^^^^^"
it takes me 20 mins to get out the bleeding door lately

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I forget to put my blouse on the right way far too often. Twice last week I went out, once on a course and once to the office, with my blouse on inside out!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The name of an ex from over 25 years ago.

Can remember she liked to go on top, can still trace her wonderful figure with my hands and how much she enjoyed her earlobe nibbled.

And all I can recall is that her name started with a C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have to have problems with computer passwords at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I go into another room for, takes me seconds to forget something. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What day it is, especially in school holidays xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The name of an ex from over 25 years ago.

Can remember she liked to go on top, can still trace her wonderful figure with my hands and how much she enjoyed her earlobe nibbled.

And all I can recall is that her name started with a C. "
there we go mate . You only need to check through the national register of the several million ladies with names starting with C . I'm sure you'll find her

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No idea, I've forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to have to have problems with computer passwords at the moment "

If you put all your passwords on here..next time you forget one we can help you remember it...simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea, I've forgotten "
20 past 6

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No idea, I've forgotten 20 past 6 "

It really is like that at my parents house but that's down to deafness mostly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I class it as part of my fitness regime . Running back and forth up and down my stairs going back for things I've forgotten

Yes I've done this a few times ^^^^^^ it takes me 20 mins to get out the bleeding door lately "

But do you remember where you are meant to be going once you actually get out of the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea, I've forgotten 20 past 6

It really is like that at my parents house but that's down to deafness mostly. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I class it as part of my fitness regime . Running back and forth up and down my stairs going back for things I've forgotten

Yes I've done this a few times ^^^^^^ it takes me 20 mins to get out the bleeding door lately

But do you remember where you are meant to be going once you actually get out of the door? "
I go back upstairs to get something then put things down while I'm looking . I find the thing I want go downstairs. Then realise Ive forgot the things I put down whilst looking .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My theory is, as you get older you don't forget things, you simple have more to remember.....

Yeah suckers eat that .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My theory is, as you get older you don't forget things, you simple have more to remember.....

Yeah suckers eat that ..... "
yeah I will use that when my kids take the piss

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I forget to put my blouse on the right way far too often. Twice last week I went out, once on a course and once to the office, with my blouse on inside out! "

I did this yesterday! I was outside my front door when I noticed, so I whipped it off and turned it round there and then, thankfully we're not on the main road or overlooked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My theory is, as you get older you don't forget things, you simple have more to remember.....

Yeah suckers eat that ..... "
not the first time you have used that last statement Im guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recognise faces but can't remember the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seemed to forget to sleep last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My theory is, as you get older you don't forget things, you simple have more to remember.....

Yeah suckers eat that ..... not the first time you have used that last statement Im guessing "

I'm not sure

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

I recognise I've done so many of these,but then again, I nearly forgot I started this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My h

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My h"

My head it it weren't screwed on.most forgetful person ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job my balls are in a bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems you forget your children's names, well not so much forget but go through a list of names until you reach the desired one

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"It seems you forget your children's names, well not so much forget but go through a list of names until you reach the desired one "
..or get them mixed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i was looking for in the first place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went swimming and forgot to put on my trunks!

Fortunately nobody noticed before I realised. Rapid retreat into the changing rooms to rectify the situation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep forgetting I am the age I am LMAO

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

At one of my former work places we had key cards that helped us access the door and computers. When leaving this behind it proved problematic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wallet when I go to the pub with friends. "

Noted

Peach x

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

My pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep forgetting I am the age I am LMAO "

me too!

Quite often I'm looking for the adult in the room to make decisions- and then I realise it's me

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Goodness, I've got a memory like a seive at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many things

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

My grandma used to say tie a knot in a handkerchief to help you remember, but what if you forget the handkerchief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loads of things, like where I put my glasses and my purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loads of things, like where I put my glasses and my purse "
I look for my glasses with my glasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loads of things, like where I put my glasses and my purse I look for my glasses with my glasses on "

hahaha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually forget where i park my car. Then i think i spot it so walk pirposefully towards it, only to then realise it's not my car.

I even attempted to open the door of a car i thought was mine outside my local Post Office a few months ago, with the owner keeping a very keen eye on what I was doing my car was next to his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know there was a reason I opened this thread but I'll be buggered if I can remember what it....ooh shiny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You name it, I will forget it. I couldn't recall my eldest dog's name a few days ago, so I called him Oi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually forget where i park my car. Then i think i spot it so walk pirposefully towards it, only to then realise it's not my car.

I even attempted to open the door of a car i thought was mine outside my local Post Office a few months ago, with the owner keeping a very keen eye on what I was doing my car was next to his."

I have popped into the local shops on my way home and forgotten I had the car. I remember when I go to my pocket for my door keys and pull out the car keys. I have to walk back to the shop to fetch the car.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Whether you're dreaming or actually going to the toilet... or so I heard

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I've forgotten how it feels to get up from a chair, or out of bed, without clutching my lower back and grimacing in pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually forget where i park my car. Then i think i spot it so walk pirposefully towards it, only to then realise it's not my car.

I even attempted to open the door of a car i thought was mine outside my local Post Office a few months ago, with the owner keeping a very keen eye on what I was doing my car was next to his.

I have popped into the local shops on my way home and forgotten I had the car. I remember when I go to my pocket for my door keys and pull out the car keys. I have to walk back to the shop to fetch the car.

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it's easily done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"I've forgotten how it feels to get up from a chair, or out of bed, without clutching my lower back and grimacing in pain

"
got the t-shirt on that one,as I bet some of our posters have

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My purse. I dont forget it i can never find the bloody thing when im going out. Its the fact i find some amazing places to hide it from myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My theory is, as you get older you don't forget things, you simple have more to remember.....

Yeah suckers eat that ..... "

That's good, shame I'll forget it.

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"My theory is, as you get older you don't forget things, you simple have more to remember.....

Yeah suckers eat that .....

That's good, shame I'll forget it."
forget what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What it was like to be young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit sad sorry.I had to Hunt out a very old video of my mum and dad a few days ago. Because I just wanted to hear their voices.

I even cried a bit.

But it's funny how you do forget the wee things about Friends and family that's past away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I did just minutes ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually forget where i park my car. Then i think i spot it so walk pirposefully towards it, only to then realise it's not my car.

I even attempted to open the door of a car i thought was mine outside my local Post Office a few months ago, with the owner keeping a very keen eye on what I was doing my car was next to his."

Now you see, I don't have that problem, mainly because my car is pretty unique. I'd estimate that there are less than 100 in the country

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By *he Badger 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

My ,,, Oh what was I going to put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my case ,it seems to be trousers "

In my case, my ability to hold my tongue.

I find myself blurting out a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left my mobile phone at home several times. I've left straighteners on all day they didn't switch off automatically. Left the gas hob on overnight. I've left my back door unlocked. I've left lights on downstairs and forget why I've gone into a room. Im surprised my home hasn't burnt down.

I think i need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I did just minutes ago....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My keys always my keys

And my work pens

And what I walked into a room for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having you two post in quick succession with those avatars is disconcerting!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What was the question again.....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

That i am older

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Having you two post in quick succession with those avatars is disconcerting! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting quite bad at forgetting whether i've locked the door. I can't settle in bed until i get up and double check.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Errrrm

Who am I??

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By *3xyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

swingers town

Did I take the morning pill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What my body looked like 16 years ago when I didn't have a saggy butt

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

My marbles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything lol.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

What's this thread about again?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"My marbles!"

Guys, I think you left them at my place

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

patience.

i'm nearing death so hurry up already.

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"What was the question again..... "
can't remember

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Passwords........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep forgetting I am the age I am LMAO

me too!

Quite often I'm looking for the adult in the room to make decisions- and then I realise it's me "

Hate when that happens

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"Passwords........ "
when I tried 'on-line'banking,it rejected 'fuckit' as a password

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I forget to put my blouse on the right way far too often. Twice last week I went out, once on a course and once to the office, with my blouse on inside out!

I did this yesterday! I was outside my front door when I noticed, so I whipped it off and turned it round there and then, thankfully we're not on the main road or overlooked! "

Thank goodness it's not just me

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