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"I just told the wife she cant drive for shit.... she's now gone quiet and is eyeing up the knife rack........ I'm going to have to sleep with one eye open! " Dangerous...more like wreckless! | |||
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"Asked my teenage son to help with a few chores... " Shit | |||
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"I just told the wife she cant drive for shit.... she's now gone quiet and is eyeing up the knife rack........ I'm going to have to sleep with one eye open! Dangerous...more like wreckless! " Yeah, it was an unguarded moment, I was just commenting on the long walk from the car to the pavement and it just slipped out. | |||
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"I just told the wife she cant drive for shit.... she's now gone quiet and is eyeing up the knife rack........ I'm going to have to sleep with one eye open! Dangerous...more like wreckless! Yeah, it was an unguarded moment, I was just commenting on the long walk from the car to the pavement and it just slipped out. " Doh! Clearly your brain was not connected to your mouth! | |||
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"Was followed by two boy racers... drove through McDonalds drive thru bought milkshake... drove around town twice got rid of them... ( milkshake was to throw it on their car ) don't know why I decided to do that ... maybe because I was scared Gave the milkshake to a wee boy " What's a wee boy ? | |||
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"Was followed by two boy racers... drove through McDonalds drive thru bought milkshake... drove around town twice got rid of them... ( milkshake was to throw it on their car ) don't know why I decided to do that ... maybe because I was scared Gave the milkshake to a wee boy What's a wee boy ?" 12 year old boy | |||
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"I walked into a church I didn't burst into flames " Thank goodness! Maybe you'll come to confession on Sunday! | |||
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"I walked into a church I didn't burst into flames Thank goodness! Maybe you'll come to confession on Sunday! " Yes Sister Lisa | |||
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"I walked into a church I didn't burst into flames Thank goodness! Maybe you'll come to confession on Sunday! Yes Sister Lisa " On your knees in front of me, please. | |||
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"Was followed by two boy racers... drove through McDonalds drive thru bought milkshake... drove around town twice got rid of them... ( milkshake was to throw it on their car ) don't know why I decided to do that ... maybe because I was scared Gave the milkshake to a wee boy What's a wee boy ? 12 year old boy " You learn something new everyday | |||
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"Was followed by two boy racers... drove through McDonalds drive thru bought milkshake... drove around town twice got rid of them... ( milkshake was to throw it on their car ) don't know why I decided to do that ... maybe because I was scared Gave the milkshake to a wee boy What's a wee boy ?" I'm sorry, but how did you not know that? | |||
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"I walked into a church I didn't burst into flames Thank goodness! Maybe you'll come to confession on Sunday! Yes Sister Lisa On your knees in front of me, please. " yes Sister | |||
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"I just told the wife she cant drive for shit.... she's now gone quiet and is eyeing up the knife rack........ I'm going to have to sleep with one eye open! Dangerous...more like wreckless! Yeah, it was an unguarded moment, I was just commenting on the long walk from the car to the pavement and it just slipped out. Doh! Clearly your brain was not connected to your mouth! " What can I say, I was tired, dehydrated and disorientated after the mammoth trek from the car to the kerb, I was delirious | |||
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"Was followed by two boy racers... drove through McDonalds drive thru bought milkshake... drove around town twice got rid of them... ( milkshake was to throw it on their car ) don't know why I decided to do that ... maybe because I was scared Gave the milkshake to a wee boy What's a wee boy ? I'm sorry, but how did you not know that? " I'm foreign, never heard the phrase before. | |||
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