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 non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Hello, you can stop looking, I'm here and ready to make you gush!!!  | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "What are you looking in a woman?  | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
What are you looking in a woman? "Looking for someone sexy, funny, passionate, energetic. Oh, and of course soaking wet  that's where I come in!! x | |||
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"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already  "???? was he professional though? | |||
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"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already
???? was he professional though?"Not sure maybe he had a professional pole | |||
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"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already
???? was he professional though?
Not sure maybe he had a professional pole "Solid | |||
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"Decided i pass. " Probably best considering what I am looking for. | |||
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"Decided i pass. Probably best considering what I am looking for." Well you would say that now. Learn to deal with rejection better next time.  | |||
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"Decided i pass. Probably best considering what I am looking for." Just been perving your pics miss honey very nice x
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"Decided i pass. Probably best considering what I am looking for. Well you would say that now. Learn to deal with rejection better next time. "I don't think you were actually in the running  | |||
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"Also looking for polite and respectful guy, professional maybe, but definitely someone a little buy cheeky more rugged than pretty boy prefer more muscular than slim but def someone whose not into taking the piss....girth preferable to length...can hold a good conversation and fun...." Don't want much do ya? | |||
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"Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey?? "OP has pulled.   | |||
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"I is well heducated, proffeshonal, respecfull, concrete, non pussy, someone who will make you gush like a hydrant too. Oh and have a woman who would also ride you for England " | |||
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"Decided i pass. Probably best considering what I am looking for. Well you would say that now. Learn to deal with rejection better next time. "You rejected me?  | |||
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"Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey?? "No none of those apply to me | |||
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"Would you consider yourself to be well educated, professional, discrete, respectful and non pushy honey??
No none of those apply to me"Perfect, just what I'm looking for x | |||
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"Id like someone who is funny, bright,passionate and imaginative. He should be tall with strong shoulders. He should kiss like he means it and fuck like he's never tired . He should also be local and able to accommodate. I know.. he doesn't exist" 'Fuck like he is never tired' I want that too. | |||
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"I've got a strap on "Okay. Let's have it | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "And what do you have to offer?? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Sounds perfect to me haha x | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??"I have half a donut | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut "Which half ? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut
Which half ? "Left | |||
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"I've got a strap on "We've got a strapon & a real one
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut
Which half ?
Left "Ah, you must be selfish , you have eaten the best half | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut "Jam or ring
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"Such a cute thread. "Chill babes. You know I want you | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut
Jam or ring
S"Ring | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. " With the perfect penis right? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut
Which half ?
Left
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. " Because you're worth it.  | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. " I think you must be on the wrong site then Hun
Try match.com x | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "I don't take too kindly to being spoke about | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Don't suppose you are also looking for disappointment are you? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Yes. When you find him, can you ask if he's got a sister for me? | |||
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They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
Yes. When you find him, can you ask if he's got a sister for me? "Sorry mate, I don't have a sister | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? " | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
"After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
"Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock. | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading"Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist* | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock. "Strap on? | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
"Sounds like you describing me to perfection, I should get you to re-write my profile x | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock.
Strap on?"Sure, I'll let you pick | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading
Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist*"Is it insinuating if it's true?? | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it. "I really am! | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. " Exclusivity on a fuck site???, nice one | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
Does it have to be a man? I could do all the above but I am short of a cock.
Strap on?
Sure, I'll let you pick "Wooohooo | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it.
I really am! "Yeah at last some proper talent on here. | |||
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" After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist* Is it insinuating if it's true?? "Oh cake boy. Here I was thinking you  'd me | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "I wouldn't say no. | |||
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" After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist* Is it insinuating if it's true??
Oh cake boy. Here I was thinking you 'd me"I do, but according to your list I'm not good enough for you now  | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
"I'm your woman
I have my own strap on and the use of Dick.. I'm sure he'd be happy to help on the pens department | |||
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" After the hilarious part I felt there was no need to carry on reading Are you insinuating you are more funny than I? *shakes fist* Is it insinuating if it's true??
Oh cake boy. Here I was thinking you 'd me
I do, but according to your list I'm not good enough for you now "Where are you lacking? Because it's not in the hilarity department. | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
I'm your woman
I have my own strap on and the use of Dick.. I'm sure he'd be happy to help on the pens department "
Here I was thinking my list was too picky | |||
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"I'm looking for... Ahem Someone who is equally, but not more hilarious than myself. Must have a penis rather than a winky, preferably one that has a decent bend and hits my g-spot whilst I'm riding it. Ideally this person will like group fun, however, this is not completely necessary. I want someone who will challenge me physically and mentally, but also show me respect and treat me like I'm something seriously special. This is guaranteed to be returned on my part. Gestures to show that person is thinking of me are always welcome
They need to like music, preferably rock and 80's and accept the fact I cannot sing, yet still choose to, so they may need to be comfortable wearing ear defenders.
I would prefer someone strong who has the ability to caveman carry me, yet make me feel protected.
They must like dogs and dogs must like them. I trust the instinct of a dog, if it don't like ya - see ya fresh.
They also need to be quite handy around my house and fix things for me. I am not handy and don't do fixing.
I'm expecting a queue as there must be plenty of hotties that fit this criteria.
Oh, and tattoos are most welcome as are piercings as long as they are kept clean. Nobody likes a stinky hole.
"I've got my toolbox ready, when do you want me?? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Lol you and me both lovely more chance of finding rocking horse poo me thinks cx | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "I'm discreet not discrete. | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it.
I really am!
Yeah at last some proper talent on here. "You're bloody naughty you are | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it.
I really am!
Yeah at last some proper talent on here.
You're bloody naughty you are "Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office. | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
Hi "Oh there you are | |||
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"I love you guys lol... check the old geezer trying his luck "Think him and OP have sneaked of together for a private chat. | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it.
I really am!
Yeah at last some proper talent on here.
You're bloody naughty you are
Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office. "Ahh man don't make me flirt in public it goes through me. You know I'll fuck you! | |||
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"I love you guys lol... check the old geezer trying his luck
Think him and OP have sneaked of together for a private chat. "Looks like he's already got a couple locked in the basement lol! | |||
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"Someone who'll treat me right and fuck me good. " Bugger, I'm a fuck her right & treat her good type of guy
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it.
I really am!
Yeah at last some proper talent on here.
You're bloody naughty you are
Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office.
Ahh man don't make me flirt in public it goes through me. You know I'll fuck you! "It's a done deal but you're right we shouldn't in public some very jealous women on here. | |||
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"Someone who'll treat me right and fuck me good. Bugger, I'm a fuck her right & treat her good type of guy
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Exclusivity on a fuck site???, nice one "I kinda get it... because it's horrible when you date the traditional way... like the guy, and then discover his penis is either too small/too big.... too weak. Or worst of all he's a meat and potatoe fuck. No spice. No flavour. Low sex drive etc. I'd love to meet someone nice from here. Sex is so major in a relationship, just imagine that bit was sorted from the off!! Brilliant! Wishful thinking of course! | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Because you're worth it.
I really am!
Yeah at last some proper talent on here.
You're bloody naughty you are
Anymore your cheek young lady and you're be going over me knee in the office.
Ahh man don't make me flirt in public it goes through me. You know I'll fuck you!
It's a done deal but you're right we shouldn't in public some very jealous women on here. "And guys | |||
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"Oh I'm sure someone offered you that already
???? was he professional though?
Not sure maybe he had a professional pole
Solid "But can you do an inverted butterfly on it? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?
And what do you have to offer??
I have half a donut "A Krispy Kreme donut? | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Damn it's the gush like a hydrant that I might struggle with | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Oh, hello. | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "I have a belt too | |||
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"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin
"So wrong but so funny. | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar?"A little bit but not quite. | |||
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"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin
So wrong but so funny. "Aye that's pretty much me all over! | |||
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"Someone who is well educated, professional, respectful, discrete non pushy, someone who will make me gush like a hydrant too.
Oh and he must like a woman to ride for England
Anyone looking for similar? "Come to Margate | |||
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"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin
As for the rest...I'm afraid it's a no on all counts "You are so sexy | |||
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"Exclusivity I want which is kind of hard to get on here. Exclusivity on a fuck site???, nice one
I kinda get it... because it's horrible when you date the traditional way... like the guy, and then discover his penis is either too small/too big.... too weak. Or worst of all he's a meat and potatoe fuck. No spice. No flavour. Low sex drive etc.
I'd love to meet someone nice from here. Sex is so major in a relationship, just imagine that bit was sorted from the off!! Brilliant!
Wishful thinking of course! "I enjoyed your vocabulary in that post very much but could you explain to me what a "weak penis" is please? | |||
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"Well I'm non pushy n could maybe just maybe make you wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin
As for the rest...I'm afraid it's a no on all counts
You are so sexy "Aww shucks  Cheers doll
Oh I forgot about your last stipulation....I do love a lass that loves to ride...but I mostly like to take control myself.
So you'd have to fight me to get on top....n I'd let you win.....sometimes! | |||
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