FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest compliment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?"

You mean your balloon knot is heaven sent? That's an serious achievement

I have had some rather odd ones. Most of which are locked in the "do not open" box in my brain.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Was told not bad for a old bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called an asshole

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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I'm assuming he means his washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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I'm assuming he means his washing "

If he did he needed to make it clearer

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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I'm assuming he means his washing

If he did he needed to make it clearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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I'm assuming he means his washing "

hoiuld be.. if you were a washing machine .. i would love to put my dirty load in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was told not bad for a old bird"

Last year I got told I was alright for one of the older fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't look bad for a fat bloke.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That they thought i was going to be stupid but i wasnt

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the beautiful asshole guy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

I hope it wasn't sent from a couples profile

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

It does look rather 'more-ish' to be fair.

I once had a guy say my arse looked like his mates arse and he would love to fuck it as he couldn't fuck his mates arse. After a short reflective period I decided to not go forward with the venture.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

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ive had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told I had a swan neck once.... Apparently that's a compliment

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?"

That's just reminded me. How was the end result of the Bombay mix? Are you able to sit or do you need a rubber ring? That packet should have come with a health warning n shit

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I don't know but I'm going to start using the beautiful arsehole comment - it's obviously memorable

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

ive had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one"

It's so disrespectful to us, and her (if she exists of course) isn't it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

ive had the you make my girlfriend look like shit one

It's so disrespectful to us, and her (if she exists of course) isn't it?

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i think it was something weird going on with him and his girlfriend cause then she messaged me. It was all abit weird to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?

That's just reminded me. How was the end result of the Bombay mix? Are you able to sit or do you need a rubber ring? That packet should have come with a health warning n shit"

Oh I forgot. Its been fine so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said with delight 'You look just like a Bulgarian prostitute'. To be fair I felt like I was dressed like one at the time.

Never clarified why specifically Bulgarian...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your moans of pleasure are so much better than my wife's!

Eek!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?

That's just reminded me. How was the end result of the Bombay mix? Are you able to sit or do you need a rubber ring? That packet should have come with a health warning n shit

Oh I forgot. Its been fine so far

Good good. Nobody likes a lava ring

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"That's a surprise; your cock looks smaller in your pics!"

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I haven't had any compliments, weird or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?

That's just reminded me. How was the end result of the Bombay mix? Are you able to sit or do you need a rubber ring? That packet should have come with a health warning n shit

Oh I forgot. Its been fine so far

Were it a touch spicy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your moans of pleasure are so much better than my wife's!

Eek!! "

Haha I once got told "you get so much wetter than my girlfriend"by a single guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?

That's just reminded me. How was the end result of the Bombay mix? Are you able to sit or do you need a rubber ring? That packet should have come with a health warning n shit

Oh I forgot. Its been fine so far

Were it a touch spicy?

It gave me the fear!

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Apaarently I was her second best kisser, which I took as a compliment.

She then said, "Wanna see my arsehole?"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Was told not bad for a old bird

Last year I got told I was alright for one of the older fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my cock wasn't the biggest... But it was the prettiest she'd seen

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I get told alot I have a face for cuming on

Whatever that is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were single

I don't open my messages so I don't know if I've ever had any compliments.

PTU xxx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are alright for a short person...in proportion like.

What the fuck?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You are alright for a short person...in proportion like.

What the fuck?

Considering you have that Superman top on and you can leap tall buildings in a single bound, you're tall enough

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

I have a very lickable asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told by some one on the site , they were surprised that's some one with a gorgeous body and things could look as I do, after I sent a face pic . lol

I wasn't sure what to make of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone just told me I have a beautiful asshole.

What's been your weirdest compliment?"

Every bit of you is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am "not Mr Right but you are Mr Dofornow considering I haven't had any better offers, we have to keep it a secret though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told "you're honoured, no other lady has made me come by being on top of me" He was 45 then. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliments? A woman's only thread then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told by some one on the site , they were surprised that's some one with a gorgeous body and things could look as I do, after I sent a face pic . lol

I wasn't sure what to make of that one

Pfft. What do they know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd look great in a pair of leather gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

I must have got a message from that same guy! 'You make my gf look like shit!' Just awful!!

I told him as much. And blocked immediately.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My old boss told me I carried myself well for a fat woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old boss told me I carried myself well for a fat woman"

It's a shame he couldn't carry you at all, ....as a small man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

I've had the make my girlfriend look like shit message too.

I wonder if any women take it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

I've had the make my girlfriend look like shit message too.

I wonder if any women take it as a compliment

Does he send a pic of his girlfriend, only then can he prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told 'oh you look so handsome & great cock

just wish u were blonde

I have a think for blondes'!!

To this day I still don't know how I respond to that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about my cheesecake

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I was recently charmingly informed by someone who was obviously a gentleman

that I made his girlfriend 'look like shit'

And another recent one who complimented me on my 'awesome tits' and then called me 'mummy' FFS

I've had the make my girlfriend look like shit message too.

I wonder if any women take it as a compliment

Does he send a pic of his girlfriend, only then can he prove it. "

Ha ha funnily enough he didn't but no self respecting woman would want to feel good about herself as a result of another woman's 'misfortune' so what she looked like was irrelevant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have really nice hair.... referring to my body hair.

I've actually had that a few times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave weirdest! No compliments either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have really soft boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your moans of pleasure are so much better than my wife's!

Eek!!

Haha I once got told "you get so much wetter than my girlfriend"by a single guy

I received message on fab saying something like "I'm sure you can get wetter than retard's chin"

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A guy once said I sucked cock as though I had no teeth.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

'For someone as short as you are you have remarkably long legs'. And the perennial paraphrase of the favourite 'I don't see you as fat because you're pretty'.

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill

"Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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Knowing how weird people on the internet can be, there's probably someone who would buy your used bath water

#JustSaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somehow you're socially acceptable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife had a compliment on her pic other day: great pics, would love to eat you so I can see what a mature pussy tastes like. She wernt impressed lol the eating bit was fine it was the mature she objected to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest and most disturbing at the same time.

He'd love to dump his dirty load in my bath water

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I'm assuming he means his washing

hoiuld be.. if you were a washing machine .. i would love to put my dirty load in you"

I've actually had a guy send his initial message to me saying just that!

Resulted in an insta-block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember any particularly weird compliments but the nicest one was "you have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories"

Was pretty chuffed with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno Hopster, I don't recall anything out of the ordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a lot cleverer than you look" has been an enduring favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're hot for a tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old and fat

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