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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Lying on the beach naked.

It's hell I tells ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww i used to love sports day i would happily swap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, can I swap with Adam_Tina instead?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Sorry OP, can I swap with Adam_Tina instead?

Fickle.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Lying on the beach naked.

It's hell I tells ya. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

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Wish I was,back,at school lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.

How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

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You haven't really sold it to me. I think I'd prefer pretending to be busy in the office actually!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.

How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?"

Sounds like a fair swap

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

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You haven't really sold it to me. I think I'd prefer pretending to be busy in the office actually! "

Do you think I could take my hip flask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss honey, how about sitting in a poorly air conditioned office that smells?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Miss honey, how about sitting in a poorly air conditioned office that smells? "

What do I need to do in the office?

Can I bring air freshener?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.

How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?

Sounds like a fair swap

and actually if I get my job right, your job ends up a lot easier? Or do I'm told...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"

See, amazing

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I would love Gibbs a primary school teacher! I was at a cross roads in my career but teaching was a very close second.

How about you do some home visits for me today, talking to people about their babies and young children and whatever issues they have, and I'll be miss honey?

Sounds like a fair swap

and actually if I get my job right, your job ends up a lot easier? Or do I'm told..."

Yes you are right. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye I'll swap, I have food shopping and personal training to do.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Most of the time I love my job. However I'm having constant contractor issues. Its a bit like getting kids organized in sports day.

I need help to crack the whip I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss honey, how about sitting in a poorly air conditioned office that smells?

What do I need to do in the office?

Can I bring air freshener? "

The air freshener wouldn't help, and I can't tell you what I do, it's a secret

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Aye I'll swap, I have food shopping and personal training to do.

Sorted. Wait, is your PT brutal?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm a fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"

See, amazing

They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"

See, amazing

They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed

It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aye I'll swap, I have food shopping and personal training to do.

Sorted. Wait, is your PT brutal? "

Yeah but he's a hottie

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Aye I'll swap, I have food shopping and personal training to do.

Sorted. Wait, is your PT brutal?

Yeah but he's a hottie

Ok I'm in. Maybe I'll just bunk off and come watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"

See, amazing

They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed

It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!"

You can come along to my workplace when you're done there

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"

See, amazing

They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed

It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!

You can come along to my workplace when you're done there

Oh I like this, I feel like you are all allowing me to be a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiping bums and cleaning up sick

Still wanna swap

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Wiping bums and cleaning up sick

Still wanna swap

50% of my job...actually some arsehole called me ' the shit whisperer' last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

My job today involves making myself another coffee to enjoy sitting in the sunny garden,I'll then maybe take a short nap before a pleasant stroll through the park on my way to town where I need to get some last minute things for my holiday which starts tomorrow.I may call in to a pub for a little lunch on the way home,then another nap to recover from my exertions.

You could ask me to swap if you like but I think I'll say 'no thanks'.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You're more than welcome to do a 15 hour day, get verbally abused by the public, threatened and sometimes have a knife at your throat. Be prepa_ed to go without eating that whole time too, because you're the only member of the management team who's working and every time you try to sit down and eat or attempt a break of some sort you're needed to sort out minor issues or deal with a customer who won't believe that the other staff know what they're talking about.

Oh... and that's the good part of the job!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You're more than welcome to do a 15 hour day, get verbally abused by the public, threatened and sometimes have a knife at your throat."

That sounds like a tough meeting, you want to tighten up the agenda, you do

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

If you want to help calculate the man population density within a 10 minute walk of the railway stations in Wales, or map the potential impact of the Swansea Tidal Lagoon on harbour porpoise feeding grounds, then I'm more than happy

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

If i was working today it would be humping crowd barriers/large boxes and cases around...but i'm going to be car shopping instead

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I do love sports day, apart from at our school they don't do parents races anymore. But.....I'm off today and I'm getting ready for my holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning, picking a lady up from her house and taking her to the swimming pool, helping her get in the pool (I don't go in) then help her get out. Have a coffee and cake in the cafe (not me today, I'm trying to eat healthily) take her home, work complete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only job for today is giving myself a handjob, so you can do that if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2500+ images to sort, catalogue and process before uploading to my website galleries. You're welcome to come and do that for me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb a very long ladder (in germany today) and make some bolts very tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Op im not keen on little people, I'll stick to emptying little _ed boxes around the countryside.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

You can take my place in a business lunch tomorrow. You will have to flatter and massage inflated egos, laugh and listen to their entertaining wit as they talk about themselves. But you do get to eat and drink yourself silly.

Help a girl out

You can take my place for lunch. You'll have to massage,egos, look interested but you do get to eat overpriced food and drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Well aren't you a godsend

"If you all shut the fuck up and stopped moaning think about how effectively you could use that saved time"

See, amazing

They are sensitive souls and might cry. You're hi_ed

It's been a while since I made grown ups cry, I'm in!

You can come along to my workplace when you're done there

Oh I like this, I feel like you are all allowing me to be a bitch

Just call yourself a management consultant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will be supporting 12 residents to eat wash and get through their day safely - hopefully prevent any negative behaviour and if its sunny get them all out into the garden as well - thats as good as its gets - often not how it is at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would if it was yr 3 and up, but my days of running around after little ones are numbe_ed. Would have been a cushy day for you too, I only have to hang my washing out, put another load on, make soup for dinner, pop to the local shop to top my Oyster up, pick my grandson up from school, cook him his dinner and wait for my daughter to get home at 6pm. Time's my own after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm spending my day shouting at big hairy arsed men! Feeling brave OP?

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

I'd much rather be doing sports day than transition day.

Cooking and cleaning the school kitchen. Then serving about 800 children of which about 130 are sca_ed silly and have no idea what to order and eat.

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

You can come and help us get a big piece of glass for a sliding door round the back of a house if you like, it only weighs 230kg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making hay today before the rain comes

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

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Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

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Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?"

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would invole you working on a aircraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I teach children to light fires, build dens , encourage them to climb trees and play in the wild. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it

Psst, I'm not swapping with anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp. "

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on holiday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Sounds like you are in a position to change the work environment for the better then. Not a bad place to be.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Thats my usual lunch hour

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Thats my usual lunch hour

Knew it

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Thats my usual lunch hour

Knew it

Yeah you've totally sussed me, in fact I'm completely greased up right now and couldn't possibly squeeze in another grape.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I have meetings from 9-4

You can sit and listen to people whinge about not having enough people and too much work for 7 hours if you want to.

No sharp objects allowed though

Oh I could do that, I'm totally motivational

Or I would talk about time management

Ahhh.. If only there was time for time management

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

How are you at accounting? The VAT man is insistent on a return being filed shortly. It's always fun reconciling and correcting stuff wrongly ente_ed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Thats my usual lunch hour

Knew it

Yeah you've totally sussed me, in fact I'm completely greased up right now and couldn't possibly squeeze in another grape.

Then get the skivvy nekkid men to make wine out of them for you. For crying out loud get your priorities right

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Go on then.. First off you have to ring really lovely people up who's boilers broke and they don't scream at you honest.....

Then when you arrive, you have to undress said "old boiler" twiddle all its Knobs, if that don't work then you tweak some nipples. And fingers crossed she'll moisten up and spring to life..

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Thats my usual lunch hour

Knew it

Yeah you've totally sussed me, in fact I'm completely greased up right now and couldn't possibly squeeze in another grape.

Then get the skivvy nekkid men to make wine out of them for you. For crying out loud get your priorities right

They are busy waiting for you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Nah that shit doesn't happen really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come of my Nightshift at the Samaritan's we are always looking for volunteers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come of my Nightshift at the Samaritan's we are always looking for volunteers x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"How are you at accounting? The VAT man is insistent on a return being filed shortly. It's always fun reconciling and correcting stuff wrongly ente_ed

Oooo vat returns I am doing my companies uk, Italian and Dutch ones at moment

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Go on then.. First off you have to ring really lovely people up who's boilers broke and they don't scream at you honest.....

Then when you arrive, you have to undress said "old boiler" twiddle all its Knobs, if that don't work then you tweak some nipples. And fingers crossed she'll moisten up and spring to life..

Lube.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

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Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?"

Yeah go on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Nah that shit doesn't happen really

Burst my bubble man, I was enjoying that lunch break

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"Go on then.. First off you have to ring really lovely people up who's boilers broke and they don't scream at you honest.....

Then when you arrive, you have to undress said "old boiler" twiddle all its Knobs, if that don't work then you tweak some nipples. And fingers crossed she'll moisten up and spring to life..

Lube."

Indeed.. AquaSil. Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Monday

I have sports day....Yeah great fun sitting around in the sun, chasing little people around a field.

I'm wondering if anyone might swap their day with me? If so what does the job entail?

Help a girl out

Its 56 degs here today, you really wanna swap?

I will just for an hour. At break time, so I can get a tan.

Lol, more like burnt to a crisp.

I shall be in the semi shade being fanned down by half nekkid men whilst they are feeding me grapes. They will be turning me every 5 mins so I don't burn and applying lots of sun cream.

That shit happens right?...

Nah that shit doesn't happen really

Burst my bubble man, I was enjoying that lunch break

Hehe sorry about that

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