FabSwingers.com forum: RIP Henry

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sad news. After nearly a decade of loyal service my Henry vacuum cleaner has sadly died. He will be missed. Rest in peace Henry.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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That sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be replacing it with a Fleshlight ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you be replacing it with a Fleshlight ?

Alas no. I have just ordered his twin brother from Argos.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

At least he went with a smile on his face

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"That sucks

Not any more it doesn't.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so sorry for your loss x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"That sucks

Not any more it doesn't.

Cal"

Damn you bit me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas poor Henry i knew him well a vacuum of bagless infinite jest

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Its a sad day

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

He's gone to a better place where he can have a flipping good rest,you worked him to death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry the vacuum cleaner (not a Hoover) should be very happy with my Hoover the fridge freezer (not a vacuum cleaner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have mine !

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

The new Henrys aren't as good as the old ones, ask the experts like repair shops or the x ray department at your local hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have mine !

You can bring Henry to my caravan anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be replacing it with a Fleshlight ?

Alas no. I have just ordered his twin brother from Argos."

Should have ordered his sister...apparently they suck better

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Will you be replacing it with a Fleshlight ?

Alas no. I have just ordered his twin brother from Argos.

Should have ordered his sister...apparently they suck better

But I heard that they occasionally spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my Henry goes I think I'm going to get a Miele cylinder. I can't do bagless cleaners cos the filters don't like shake and vac and I don't like uprights cos they don't do the edges of the carpets and I hate having to pull out the attachments, ain't nobody got time for dat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw mine out some time ago. It just sat around gathering dust...

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Did you suck the life out of him xx

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

I am afraid your "straightness" has to be called into question having a Henry sucking for you in your home....Gay or Bi according to the many quotes in other threads....

You need to replace with a Hetty to reestablish your straightness!!

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