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Moss Bros, are they secret swingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I've walking through the city centre last week and passed Moss Bros. The display in their window had 2 mannequins dressed in suits with cardboard chameleons stuck on the shoulders and waistbands of the pants.

I stared at it for a moment or two wondering why this would be.

Forward to yesterday. I'm walking past the same shop with a male friend. He commented on the display, then popped inside the shop. He spots the male assistant and says "Why have you got Chameleons on the suits in the window?"

The assistant replies "Ah, that's our Lounge Lizard collection

My friend then says "but those are chameleons, which incidentally is the international symbol of a swinger"

Assistant stood there for a moment obviously processing the information and then walks away returning 30 seconds later with a manager.

First words out of the managers mouth were "you are probably the 7th or 8th person to c mention that since the promotion started, I think I had better email head office"

Made me giggle anyway, plus he's going to put the cardboard cut outs to one side for me to collect when the promotion is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I always say...

Every day on fab is a school day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As I always say...

Every day on fab is a school day "

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Must admit, I'd never heard of this 'internationally recognised symbol'!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Ok so I've walking through the city centre last week and passed Moss Bros. The display in their window had 2 mannequins dressed in suits with cardboard chameleons stuck on the shoulders and waistbands of the pants.

I stared at it for a moment or two wondering why this would be.

Forward to yesterday. I'm walking past the same shop with a male friend. He commented on the display, then popped inside the shop. He spots the male assistant and says "Why have you got Chameleons on the suits in the window?"

The assistant replies "Ah, that's our Lounge Lizard collection

My friend then says "but those are chameleons, which incidentally is the international symbol of a swinger"

Assistant stood there for a moment obviously processing the information and then walks away returning 30 seconds later with a manager.

First words out of the managers mouth were "you are probably the 7th or 8th person to c mention that since the promotion started, I think I had better email head office"

Made me giggle anyway, plus he's going to put the cardboard cut outs to one side for me to collect when the promotion is over

"

did they have ankle chains on too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must admit, I'd never heard of this 'internationally recognised symbol'!"

That's because it's an internationally recognised SECRET, that nobody knows it's an internationally recognised symbol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone tell Budweiser?

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Must admit, I'd never heard of this 'internationally recognised symbol'!"

I've been Googling it and found no reference to it.

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they have tufts of pampas grass sticking out of their bum pockets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must admit, I'd never heard of this 'internationally recognised symbol'!

I've been Googling it and found no reference to it.

Sally"

It was news to me too, however my friend wanted a chameleon tattoo ( her partnee breeds them) and the tattooist alerted her to the swingers reference too

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

Maybe it's the international recognised logo of Chameleons clubs.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Did she go ahead with the tattoo?

Sally

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wait till they change their name to Pampas Bros

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By *rey NomadMan
over a year ago

Calne


"Did anyone tell Budweiser?

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Lol Swing errrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did she go ahead with the tattoo?

Sally"

Yes, she thought it was hilarious

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Never mind moss bros !

Try national stores like pets at home and numerous other Independent pet shops who have taken to actually showing real live chameleons in store

Swingers the lot of them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Culture Club.

We're in the Lounge, does that make us lizards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

PTU xxx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The fish is the other internationally recognised symbol, if you see that on the back of a car they are well in trenched in the scene.

Tap on the roof of the car in a certain way and you'll be balls deep in no time

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Culture club and boy George were all swingers

Cumma cumma cumma cumma cum on a chameleon, we CUM and go we CUM and goooooa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Chameleons?

Is it because they hide in plain sight?

Or perhaps that they blend in?

Personally I'm not sure about being represented by a cold blooded carnivore with a prehensile tongue and penchant for licking flies....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why Chameleons?

Is it because they hide in plain sight?

Or perhaps that they blend in?

Personally I'm not sure about being represented by a cold blooded carnivore with a prehensile tongue and penchant for licking flies.... "

Can they breathe through their ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Chameleons?

Is it because they hide in plain sight?

Or perhaps that they blend in?

Personally I'm not sure about being represented by a cold blooded carnivore with a prehensile tongue and penchant for licking flies....

Can they breathe through their ears? "

Not that I'm aware of, but they have a very long tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must admit, I'd never heard of this 'internationally recognised symbol'!"

Same here! Makes a lot of sense why there are swingers clubs called chameleons now!!

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