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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.

I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.

I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. "
are you concerned your prowess may be shown up they may go for days

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They may even just have mind sex.

I do wonder how the world would cope if we did meet aliens. The way the world is now, someone would want to blow them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.

I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. are you concerned your prowess may be shown up they may go for days "

Will they have tea breaks every 10 minutes or so? I'm getting on a bit now and need to pace myself ...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads"

The Alien lady in Total Recall starring Arnold Swarzenegger had 3 tits, it's one of the few bits of the film that really stuck with me for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.

I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. "

Inter-plantery!?

Inter-planetary! It's late/early. I need sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i met an alien once, but looking back i think it may have been a scottish guy in disguise, as he kept asking to fuck my haggis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads

The Alien lady in Total Recall starring Arnold Swarzenegger had 3 tits, it's one of the few bits of the film that really stuck with me for some reason. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads"

Knowing my luck I won't be their type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads

Knowing my luck I won't be their type "

Or you'd message them but they'd block and delete ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 2017 and we still can't stop killing each other

Not sure we're quite ready for aliens yet.

Or maybe they already know about us.

Alien 1: we best not make contact with this planet yet, they have nukes....they might use them on us!

Alien 2: I wouldn't worry about it

Alien 1: why?

Alien 2: the dumb fucks have them aiming at themselves.

Just to add, if aliens look like gomorrah, id be up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads

Knowing my luck I won't be their type

Or you'd message them but they'd block and delete .. "

Yes and I'd be able to start a thread saying how rude it is because it's not written in the gospel like FAQs

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Hands off Garrus Vakarian - he's mine!!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

We must look weird to them as they're to us.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think aliens have already been then buggered off home again

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By *aulandAdrianaCouple
over a year ago

luton

This thread makes me want to watch an old flesh gordon video.

Shit out of luck though, still got the tape but no bloody VCR anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think aliens have already been then buggered off home again"
i wish they had buggered me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If seven of nine is reading this thread ... Hi inbox me anytime

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