FabSwingers.com forum: i dont need you period

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well how many are on one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't be saying that if you had them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here luckily, I hate the bleeders (lol?)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh goody my next period is due. Said no woman ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wouldn't be saying that if you had them

that may be true, but we should celebrate congratulate females for the sacrafice of going through them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated"
n

It bloody isn't.

It's a pain in the arse and horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm due around now, got back ache, belly ache, my boobs feel like I'm wearing lead balloons I can't even touch my own boobies they're painful, got bad mood swings etc etc etc

Let's be thankful for women having them NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I don't suffer with em

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

not had one this year and only had 5 last year, so think I'm on the way out! yee ha 34 years of them was bloody plenty

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm not overly excited that mine's imminent had the PMT headache today grrrrrrr

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Glad I don't suffer with em "

Unfortunately... when wimmen get 'em, a lot of men do end up suffering

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Glad I don't suffer with em

Unfortunately... when wimmen get 'em, a lot of men do end up suffering

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... You said it... Don't talk to me about periods ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible lol..i had an ex who got insanel horny during her period.

I manned up thr first few months but i was fed up of me and the room looking like an 80's slasher flick when we finished lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated"

Really?! That made me chuckle!

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Mines just finished thank god , normal moods can resume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean again and energy returning.

I am looking forward to the menopause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate them ...mood swings ..get ratty ...nuff said

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated"

It's neither beautiful nor filthy. It's just part of the life cycle of a human.

Next we'll be celebrating men dribbling pre cum.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You wouldn't be saying that if you had them

that may be true, but we should celebrate congratulate females for the sacrafice of going through them"

What sacrifice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never suffered much when I did have them but I'm also glad I no longer do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wouldn't be saying that if you had them

that may be true, but we should celebrate congratulate females for the sacrafice of going through them

What sacrifice ? "

It is a pretty stupid thing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated

It's neither beautiful nor filthy. It's just part of the life cycle of a human.

Next we'll be celebrating men dribbling pre cum.

You're welcome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them and have to remind myself that I'm not a complete psychopath once a month, it's just hormones! But when your stomach feels like there are mini ninjas inside you trying to kill you, it's not easy to act normal.

Only plus side are the doughnuts I just have to eat, and can justify

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated

It's neither beautiful nor filthy. It's just part of the life cycle of a human.

Next we'll be celebrating men dribbling pre cum.

You're welcome lol

Where shall I stick this gold star ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated

It's neither beautiful nor filthy. It's just part of the life cycle of a human.

Next we'll be celebrating men dribbling pre cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated

It's neither beautiful nor filthy. It's just part of the life cycle of a human.

Next we'll be celebrating men dribbling pre cum.

You're welcome lol

Where shall I stick this gold star ?

This is going to hurt isn't it?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated"

It's not beautiful at all. It's horrible.

I've only had 2 this year (I think) so glad I'm in menopause but that brings a new set of problems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if you have had a drink you should keep away from the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 9 weeks post op hysterectomy & I have to say the realisation that I will never ever have a period again us extremely uplifting!

Though I do understand the OP, the miracle of human life is down to women having a menstruation cycle & that is a beautiful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely hate mine, the pain, the mood swings, the sore breasts, the fact my cycle is so fucked up. I can go anything from 12 days and 35 days between periods. Am lucky that when they do come and I am extremely horny my lover doesn't bother about it although sometimes I do get embarrassed about the mess, he just laughs and gets the wet wipes out lol

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"I absolutely hate mine, the pain, the mood swings, the sore breasts, the fact my cycle is so fucked up. I can go anything from 12 days and 35 days between periods. Am lucky that when they do come and I am extremely horny my lover doesn't bother about it although sometimes I do get embarrassed about the mess, he just laughs and gets the wet wipes out lol "

we settled on shower sex then after sprocket no3 she had her tubes tied that screwed the hormones right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine were so bad, because of large fibroids, I had a hysterectomy, before I was 40. Still bleed a little every month, and get painful breasts and a hunger for crap food.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i damn well hate them.... and I never know when its gonna happen either.....

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

I loath them. Not only do I suffer with migraines whilst on. I spend two weeks retaining water and looking like I swallowed a balloon. I eat everything in sight whilst crying about how fat I am. Or just crying because I saw a moth die. I pity the other half having to deal with the train wreck I become 2 weeks of the month !

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!"

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time. "

What????

I've got to take 3 a day, hope they're different ones than the tablets you got!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time.

What????

I've got to take 3 a day, hope they're different ones than the tablets you got!!"

Have you got Utovlan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh goody my next period is due. Said no woman ever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine were so bad, because of large fibroids, I had a hysterectomy, before I was 40. Still bleed a little every month, and get painful breasts and a hunger for crap food. "

Did you have a partial hysterectomy?

I've just had a total and I most certainly don't want to be bleeding, mainly cause I'll be wondering where from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine were so bad, because of large fibroids, I had a hysterectomy, before I was 40. Still bleed a little every month, and get painful breasts and a hunger for crap food.

Did you have a partial hysterectomy?

I've just had a total and I most certainly don't want to be bleeding, mainly cause I'll be wondering where from

Just removed my uterus and left my cervix and ovaries. I have endometriosis, which is probably why I bleed and have pain during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate them and have to remind myself that I'm not a complete psychopath once a month, it's just hormones! But when your stomach feels like there are mini ninjas inside you trying to kill you, it's not easy to act normal.

Only plus side are the doughnuts I just have to eat, and can justify

Yep! I'm the psycho at the minute

It is awful

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time.

What????

I've got to take 3 a day, hope they're different ones than the tablets you got!!"

If it's norethisterone you've been given, it *doesn't* give you a beard

... and I've taken it quite a lot (especially since starting to swing

). It does tend to make your following period quite heavy though, and it's sometimes made me feel quite murderous while I've been on it, like an extra bad dose of PMT I suppose (I don't usually get that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a joke right?? Celebrate?? Congratulate? Sacrifice?? It's what women's bodies do! We swell up, get sore, become hormonal, don't recognise ourselves as the hormone bitch queen comes to town. I've suffered from endometriosis so thats a whole new pain game. If I didn't think this was a joke, I'm afraid I would feel patronised and mocked. There is nothing to celebrate about bloody menstruation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time.

What????

I've got to take 3 a day, hope they're different ones than the tablets you got!!

If it's norethisterone you've been given, it *doesn't* give you a beard

... and I've taken it quite a lot (especially since starting to swing

I was given this, Utovlan is it's dispensing name, and I most certainly don't have a beard!

I took it for 2 years straight 4 times a day too but mine was for DUB not menstrual issues.

I don't think I had any side effects to be honest X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so horny on my period it's unreal my whole body is surmper sensitive n I'll let my one do anything to any hole haha . .. so no suffering for us just messy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine were so bad, because of large fibroids, I had a hysterectomy, before I was 40. Still bleed a little every month, and get painful breasts and a hunger for crap food.

Did you have a partial hysterectomy?

I've just had a total and I most certainly don't want to be bleeding, mainly cause I'll be wondering where from

Just removed my uterus and left my cervix and ovaries. I have endometriosis, which is probably why I bleed and have pain during sex. "

Where do you bleed from though?

That's a boggler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"filthy some might think.. but its one of the most beautiful things about and should be celebrated"

Celebrate the fact that when I'm walking or sneezing it sometimes feels as though I've just laid an egg, or I have to have separate bedding and a mattress protector. Yaaaay lets celebrate all the mood swings and everything else in-between.

Mother nature can fook right off taking the red carpet she flew in on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time.

What????

I've got to take 3 a day, hope they're different ones than the tablets you got!!"

I think i use the ones u got and ive never has any side effects... and they normally work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me .. today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to enjoy chocolate...

Why Because I fucking can!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm due mine when I'm on holiday so my nice doctor gave me some tablets to delay it.

Yes, I'm really looking forward to having a massive period when I get back......NOT!!!!!!!

I was once given a tablet to delay mine. The pharmacist got very very serious with me about some bad side effects about a beard growing, no joke but they did not work anyway. What a waste of time.

What????

I've got to take 3 a day, hope they're different ones than the tablets you got!!

Have you got Utovlan?"

Yes that's it

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