FabSwingers.com forum: Kissing to the ground...........

By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

And then what? This is a term I've come across recently and I think being kissed to the ground right now will cure my headache. You all have to try it, but you need to decide once you're down there what's next. I have my own ideas, tell us yours and we can have a forum kissing to the ground session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Eh? "

For god sake man, grab your lovely lady and kiss her to the ground then what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh?

For god sake man, grab your lovely lady and kiss her to the ground then what? "

Kiss her to the ground? Like squatting or kissing to her feet. This needs explaining.

Either I'm straining my calves, or I'm getting a mouthful of carpet. What does this mean?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Eh?

For god sake man, grab your lovely lady and kiss her to the ground then what?

Kiss her to the ground? Like squatting or kissing to her feet. This needs explaining.

Either I'm straining my calves, or I'm getting a mouthful of carpet. What does this mean? "

It means you both end up horizontal but to be fair you've ruined the mood now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?"

knowing the Op it could be from any where.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?"

Errrrrr you better ask the person who mentioned it to me, I don't think it is though

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

knowing the Op it could be from any where.

Errrrrrrr watch it you otherwise you might have a nasty accident with that cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?"

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong "

This isn't a time for your humour, this is supposed to be passionate, but everyone has had a passion bypass this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like if I take a running jump into his arms but its unexpected and I knock him off balance and we both fall?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

Ooooft

. Now that's what I'm talking about, don't get up on my account

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

I've never dropped slowly. Plus, the height differentials would be dangerous.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Is this like if I take a running jump into his arms but its unexpected and I knock him off balance and we both fall?

Exactly passion isn't dead after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I could so do with that passionate kissing. I get what you mean. I know exactly what I'd do once there. It would involve lots of hair grabbing, back scratching and moans. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

I've never dropped slowly. Plus, the height differentials would be dangerous.

It would be down to me to ensure that you were slowly lowered to the ground while the kissing continues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

Ooooft

. Now that's what I'm talking about, don't get up on my account

In this armour?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

Ooooft

. Now that's what I'm talking about, don't get up on my account

In this armour?

I'll have you out of that in no time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

I've never dropped slowly. Plus, the height differentials would be dangerous.

It would be down to me to ensure that you were slowly lowered to the ground while the kissing continues"

That's sounds most acceptable.

On the telly, now, is Britain's Great Gay Buildings and the decoding of a lesbian's diary has 'kiss' as a euphemism for orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

I've never dropped slowly. Plus, the height differentials would be dangerous.

It would be down to me to ensure that you were slowly lowered to the ground while the kissing continues

That's sounds most acceptable.

On the telly, now, is Britain's Great Gay Buildings and the decoding of a lesbian's diary has 'kiss' as a euphemism for orgasm.

I'm not promising orgasm via kissing but I'll give it a ruddy good try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

Ooooft

. Now that's what I'm talking about, don't get up on my account

In this armour?

I'll have you out of that in no time

Ooft

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

It seems passion is dead in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP just makes things random things up at times

It's not an expression I've ever heard before. And it all sounds a bit messy.

A civil handshake and a nod and a wink is all that's required. We're British dontcha know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I do kissing to the nice comfy bed instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh?

For god sake man, grab your lovely lady and kiss her to the ground then what?

Kiss her to the ground? Like squatting or kissing to her feet. This needs explaining.

Either I'm straining my calves, or I'm getting a mouthful of carpet. What does this mean?

It means you both end up horizontal but to be fair you've ruined the mood now

I got it btw. Maybe it's just a Lancashire thing

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I think the OP just makes things random things up at times

It's not an expression I've ever heard before. And it all sounds a bit messy.

A civil handshake and a nod and a wink is all that's required. We're British dontcha know! "

Pipe and slippers this evening?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can I do kissing to the nice comfy bed instead?"

Ooooft yes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think the OP just makes things random things up at times

It's not an expression I've ever heard before. And it all sounds a bit messy.

A civil handshake and a nod and a wink is all that's required. We're British dontcha know! "

'Handshake', 'nod' and 'wink' are euphemisms, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I do kissing to the nice comfy bed instead?

Ooooft yes

Count me in then. I have the perfect kissee.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other "

Kissing to the wall that works

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other "

Again, height differentials... It can be, erm, interesting.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Oh and I meant kissing and grinding with a Woman not the wall

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh and I meant kissing and grinding with a Woman not the wall

You might have been practicing.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other

Again, height differentials... It can be, erm, interesting. "

I thought all you petite women carried boxes with you to stand on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other

Again, height differentials... It can be, erm, interesting.

I thought all you petite women carried boxes with you to stand on ?

I'm 5'8, my partner is a foot taller. I'd need a box too.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other "
amen to that!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Kissed to the ground just makes me think of my sheer fat forcing a man to drop me whilst kissing. Not that passionate and a bit too painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suppose it would help if you are nearer to the ground in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather be leaning against a wall while kissing and grinding into each other amen to that! "

Is it not possible to grind while horizontal?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Kissed to the ground just makes me think of my sheer fat forcing a man to drop me whilst kissing. Not that passionate and a bit too painful."

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I been kissed passionately against a wall and slid to the floor if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I been kissed passionately against a wall and slid to the floor if that counts?

I'd say that fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was kissed passionately against a shop window once. Worrying about the glass cracking was a little distracting.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm much more a pin me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it kind of girl.

And I often melt to the point we end up on the ground.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like kissing on the stairs... for obvious reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong

This isn't a time for your humour, this is supposed to be passionate, but everyone has had a passion bypass this evening

I'm sorry but my humour isn't something I can turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like kissing on the stairs... for obvious reasons.

You 3 stairs lower than him?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like kissing on the stairs... for obvious reasons.

You 3 stairs lower than him?

I'm not sure that's called kissing.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong "

Do your knickers smell of chlororform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong

Do your knickers smell of chlororform?"

What train of thought made you come to that question?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong

Do your knickers smell of chlororform?

What train of thought made you come to that question?"

Yeah I'm a bit confused by that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong

Do your knickers smell of chlororform?

What train of thought made you come to that question?

Yeah I'm a bit confused by that too

Glad I'm not the only one

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?

As a northerner I've never heard of it. I'm guessing theres chloroform involved? But i could be wrong

Do your knickers smell of chlororform?

What train of thought made you come to that question?

Yeah I'm a bit confused by that too

Glad I'm not the only one

Cos people keep asking "Does this handkerchief smell of chliroform?"

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've definitely been lucky enough to experience this.

I prefer to think of it as the kiss of no return. Ooh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

The best kind in my book

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

Aww Swing gets it and will do it for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled it and all I got was images of Pope kissing the ground.

But hey ho, no kink shaming from me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can't I just be kissed until I'm ripping his clothes off and pulling him into me?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've definitely been lucky enough to experience this.

I prefer to think of it as the kiss of no return. Ooh. "

Oh I just love that

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

The best kind in my book

Another believer yaaaaaaay

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I need that kissing that no one seems to understand again

Aww Swing gets it and will do it for you!

I think you might be right

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I googled it and all I got was images of Pope kissing the ground.

But hey ho, no kink shaming from me

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can't I just be kissed until I'm ripping his clothes off and pulling him into me? "

Ooooft now you're talking

Saying that's just reminded me I'm missing M1cks on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

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over a year ago

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

i love to kiss - and more often than not has that effect

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

Result

Cue Robin Beck

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm getting giddy thinking about kissing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Can't I just be kissed until I'm ripping his clothes off and pulling him into me?

Ooooft now you're talking

Saying that's just reminded me I'm missing M1cks on the forum

What happened to M1cks fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

Result

Cue Robin Beck

"Electricity flows with the very first kiss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

Result

Cue Robin Beck

"Electricity flows with the very first kiss""

that split second just before - there arent words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once. "

haha in a good way or not so

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"i like the phrase but never heard of it until here - to me its kissing til the knees give way and down you go -

You've got it

Result

Cue Robin Beck

"Electricity flows with the very first kiss"

that split second just before - there arent words "

Oh I'm melting just thinking about it

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once. "

She passed out not in a good way I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me. "

Concussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone. "

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone. "

I can think of worse things, FAF, 3some, tea ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

I can think of worse things, FAF, 3some, tea ....

These are worse? Do many men say yes to you?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

I can think of worse things, FAF, 3some, tea ....

These are worse? Do many men say yes to you?

That's depends what I'm asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like if I take a running jump into his arms but its unexpected and I knock him off balance and we both fall?

Or the time we were dancing in the kitchen, he dipped me too low, we lost our balance and I nearly ended up with concussion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

I won't use tongues then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

I won't use tongues then.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

those kind of head-spinning, knee-buckling, forgetting to breathe kisses.... Siiiigh.... distant memories these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

I won't use tongues then.

That was her reaction when I kissed her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

I won't use tongues then.

That was her reaction when I kissed her.

please tell me this happened just the once

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"First time I've heard it

Is it a northern thing ?"

No, it's not

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I think it's that time of day again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

I won't use tongues then.

That was her reaction when I kissed her.

please tell me this happened just the once

Twice???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's that time of day again

Have you got up again yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl who hit the roof once.

haha in a good way or not so

I'm not sure, she stormed off and I couldn't understand what she was shouting at me.

Concussion

That's a strange thing to shout at someone.

this coul be a thread on its own - guess what she shouted

told you no tongues on first kiss

No tongues = no fun.

i agreee but she obviously didnt

I won't use tongues then.

That was her reaction when I kissed her.

please tell me this happened just the once

Twice???

oh gawd - do you come risk assessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's that time of day again

Again

Insatiable

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I think it's that time of day again

Have you got up again yet? "

It seems not

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I think it's that time of day again

Again

Insatiable "

You have no idea

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

It's that time again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Does everyone know how to do it yet?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's that time again

Your really pushing this phrase are t you?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

I think that covers it

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"It's that time again

Your really pushing this phrase are t you?

You should know me by now I'm persistent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

I think that covers it

Ah okay...never had it, it must only happens in films

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

I think that covers it

Ah okay...never had it, it must only happens in films

And on Fab meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never actually heard the phrase before ...sounds good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

I think that covers it

Ah okay...never had it, it must only happens in films

Think it's a strange but quaint custom they have on the wrong side on the Pennies!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight "

Yeah I bet you are

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

I think that covers it

Ah okay...never had it, it must only happens in films

Think it's a strange but quaint custom they have on the wrong side on the Pennies!

Actually it's origin is much further south

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Never actually heard the phrase before ...sounds good though "

Oh it really is

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

Worded particularly well sir! I knew what it meant, just couldn't articulate it x

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"*clank, clank, clank*

Innkeeper, some water for my horse please.

Ahem. Kissing to the ground is where the kiss is so good that the legs give way and you both drop, slowly, to the ground.

Consider yourselves edjumacated

Worded particularly well sir! I knew what it meant, just couldn't articulate it x "

You should read his poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to calm down woman!

How much can you take

Im guessing you're on about the kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed.

At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust

I think that covers it

Ah okay...never had it, it must only happens in films

Think it's a strange but quaint custom they have on the wrong side on the Pennies!

Actually it's origin is much further south

Is it, can we do it then?....oh, you mean geographically don't you?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

He's had experience but I'm sure others can learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's is men east of the Pennines you know, sophisticated men, who know that there's more than black pudding, cow heals and black peas to impress a lady with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's is men east of the Pennines you know, sophisticated men, who know that there's more than black pudding, cow heals and black peas to impress a lady with!

Really?

Send one my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's is men east of the Pennines you know, sophisticated men, who know that there's more than black pudding, cow heals and black peas to impress a lady with!

Really?

Send one my way

Bugger, I wasn't expecting that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's is men east of the Pennines you know, sophisticated men, who know that there's more than black pudding, cow heals and black peas to impress a lady with!

Really?

Send one my way

Bugger, I wasn't expecting that!"

I'm full of surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time he kissed me to the ground....

I'm after a repeat performance tonight

Yeah I bet you are

If they really care, they drop a cushion for you to kneel on before they grab you, put their arms around you, kiss your neck, throat, lips .....

Ooooft

I think that's the kiss you mean

There have been a few descriptions that I wouldn't refuse but only one man can deliver it

Just one??

There's no hope for the rest of us then

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's is men east of the Pennines you know, sophisticated men, who know that there's more than black pudding, cow heals and black peas to impress a lady with!

Really?

Send one my way

Bugger, I wasn't expecting that!

I'm full of surprises

Getting kissed to the floor, surprises and buggery! OOOOOOOH GOD

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Kissing to the ground time again

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such luck.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Greedy "

Nothing wrong with greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

What's happening 2 weeks?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"No such luck."

You're still being barrier nursed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

Is it him??

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

What's happening 2 weeks?"

Not sure, do you know?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

Is it him??

Who???

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

What's happening 2 weeks?"

You're going to get very lucky

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

Is it him??

Who???

You know the one I mean. That fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You might get someone that can kick you out the door.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You might get someone that can kick you out the door.

It's not him Babs

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Is fingering her to the ground similar? ????

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You'll meet the world authority in 2 weeks

Is it him??

Who???

You know the one I mean. That fella

I might do, are we talking about the same one?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Is fingering her to the ground similar? ????"

That can be done in conjunction with kissing her to the ground

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

Oh I reckon I could give you a knee wobbling kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then what? This is a term I've come across recently and I think being kissed to the ground right now will cure my headache. You all have to try it, but you need to decide once you're down there what's next. I have my own ideas, tell us yours and we can have a forum kissing to the ground session

I'd probably tickle you until you wet yourself

Fuzz

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You might get someone that can kick you out the door.

I'd be careful if I was you

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'd probably tickle you until you wet yourself

Fuzz"

I hate being tickled, I wouldn't wet myself and you might not fair too well

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You might get someone that can kick you out the door.

I'd be careful if I was you

Yeah there's that thing do you remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably tickle you until you wet yourself

Fuzz

I hate being tickled, I wouldn't wet myself and you might not fair too well

Damnit. Peach doesn't like it either, it usually ends in a wrestle

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You might get someone that can kick you out the door.

I'd be careful if I was you

Ooh. Tough guy eh! (Giving my best Curly Stooge impression )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I likely to meet anyone in here that's going to kiss me to the ground?

You might get someone that can kick you out the door.

I'd be careful if I was you

Ooh. Tough guy eh! (Giving my best Curly Stooge impression ) "

Nyuk nyuk nyuk honk honk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No such luck.

You're still being barrier nursed

yep

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just kiss me all over. I bloody love kissing. I'll lay on the ground if it means I'm passionately kissed. Kiss me to the moon and back.

Kiss my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just kiss me all over. I bloody love kissing. I'll lay on the ground if it means I'm passionately kissed. Kiss me to the moon and back.

Kiss my ass

Oh I'd love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just kiss me all over. I bloody love kissing. I'll lay on the ground if it means I'm passionately kissed. Kiss me to the moon and back.

Kiss my ass

Oh I'd love to

Want me to kiss your ass better sweetie?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

That explains them veris, you can't be doing things like that on a meet

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

That explains them veris, you can't be doing things like that on a meet

But people sometimes put 'we love filth'

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

That explains them veris, you can't be doing things like that on a meet

But people sometimes put 'we love filth'

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

That explains them veris, you can't be doing things like that on a meet

But people sometimes put 'we love filth'

Wrong kinda filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

That explains them veris, you can't be doing things like that on a meet

But people sometimes put 'we love filth'

Wrong kinda filth

Are they the kinda people who wipe shit on toilet cubicle walls?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd end up checking the dust under their sofa

That explains them veris, you can't be doing things like that on a meet

But people sometimes put 'we love filth'

Wrong kinda filth

That's where I've been going wrong!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

What the hell, it's Saturday morning just kiss me to the ground

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"What the hell, it's Saturday morning just kiss me to the ground

I would... but you wouldn't like it

Squishy hugs instead???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the sentiment of this now.

It's like the feeling when I want to nail a woman to the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep a guy that gets it =

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