FabSwingers.com forum: Those stupid thing you do when d*unk

By *rowley OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What are the stupid things you do when d*unk?

For me it was last night when I was out with some friends and somehow we ended up in a club.

I'm not normally a club person, but went along and being out of my comfort zone, I actually enjoyed myself.

My friend started chatting up this girl and I stared talking to her friend and things were going well.

We were drinking, dancing (well I was dancing badly) and chatting away (as you can in a noisy club) but then she suddenly vanished

When we left the club at closing time I was talking to the girl my friend was chatting up and found out the other girl went home. She then asked if she should go home with my friend, and being the good friend I am, I told her to go with him.

So they went one way and I went the other, d*unk, slightly annoyed at missing out and ended up walking home, taking some of my frustration out on a bus shelter.

When I woke up this morning I found my clothes on a pile on the floor, and me in bed wearing only my boxers and a sock. Not a pair of socks, just a single sock. And my hand hurting.

I'm actually laughing at how stupid I was on the way home (and typing hurts)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What did you do to the bus shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent the odd d*unken text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do to the bus shelter"

I'm guessing from his hand hurting he punched it a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your other sock in your pocket with two pool balls in it just in case you came across a phone box that needed a good battering

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I fell out of a moving car on the motorway once and got wedged under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to be a jolly d*unk on the (very) rare occasions I get tipsy, not an aggressive one. So it's usually saying stupid stuff or generally getting a bit doolally - all of which tend to be 'you had to be there' moments rather than ones that translate well on a Forum!

Hope your friend had fun and don't worry, plenty more fish in the sea, it'll be your turn to entertain the lady next time I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell out of a moving car on the motorway once and got wedged under it"

Do what!?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I fell out of a moving car on the motorway once and got wedged under it

Do what!?!

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true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink, so I do all my stupid stuff sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forget my age and the 21 yr old jack the lad appears.

I then think I can still drink til 4am go home shower and be up and ready for more at 7am

Reality is I'm unable to move for days and always say

Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink more when I'm d*unk. Then cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got d*unk for years, but have got up to various antics over the years. One of my most memorable, well my friends say it was, I put on a floor show with a stripper one night. I just remember walking away with a ribbon I took off his cock with my teeth. X

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Climbed up some scaffolding with a lad as thought it would be a good idea to have sex at the top. He fell off and broke his leg

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I don't get d*unk very often. However I do tend to send over emotional d*unk text messages. Usually saying all the things I'd be too scared to normally.

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By *rowley OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What did you do to the bus shelter

I'm guessing from his hand hurting he punched it a bit "

Yeah.

And I'm not a violent person

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By *rowley OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Is your other sock in your pocket with two pool balls in it just in case you came across a phone box that needed a good battering

No, it was on my floor.

Somehow I only took one off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have to be d*unk to do stupid stuff...it goes with being a guy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay down in the road and stopped the traffic after sinking 8 pints of scrumpy in 50 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!"

D*unken txt is better the the old skool way of turning up at ur ex's house totally bladder saying

Marry me

(long story)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Broken ribs after jumping over a low 3ft high wall in a pub car park, unfortunately it was a 15ft drop the other side, but on the bright side a car roof broke my fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness gracious... There isn't a server big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once when d*unk. Thought I sent a text to my wife saying. When I got home was going to fuck up the arse. And sent it to my mother in law in stead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I stopped drinking before texting was a thing. I send enough stupid messages out as it is now without alcohol, I can't imagine how annoying I'd be with it thrown in to the mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic example of a shelter belter.. no marks. for bus violence or letting a bird slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok don't hold this against me...stole a bus which I drove round the block honking at my friend's, climbed out of a hotel window using bed sheets, stole a unicycle which I rode up bond Street the wrong way being chased by a clown, acquired a donkey which I tried taking into a club with me, broke into a police station and went to an ambassadors ball dressed as a bullfighter... Oh and I pissed up a statue of Thatcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get d*unk very often. However I do tend to send over emotional d*unk text messages. Usually saying all the things I'd be too scared to normally.

D*unk minds speak sober hearts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the texts pouring my heart out because I don't have the balls to do it sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get loud and flirty. Or morbid and send d*unk texts to people who have annoyed me.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Come on fab...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I don't do anything too crazy I think, but last time I was pissed I woke the following morning naked with the exception of my bra. Can't understand why I didn't take it off. It's like wearing shoes to bed, you just don't!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok don't hold this against me...stole a bus which I drove round the block honking at my friend's, climbed out of a hotel window using bed sheets, stole a unicycle which I rode up bond Street the wrong way being chased by a clown, acquired a donkey which I tried taking into a club with me, broke into a police station and went to an ambassadors ball dressed as a bullfighter... Oh and I pissed up a statue of Thatcher

Hahaha you sound a great d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just end up laughing too much and pissing like a Camel in the middle of the street

I'm classy huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get loud and flirty. Or morbid and send d*unk texts to people who have annoyed me."

Makes mental note never to annoy Jenny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha

cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of misters most memorable was coming home with a pig. Had to keep it in the shed for a few days before we found out where it come from. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha

cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers "

That actually made me laugh!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!"

I know

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!

I know

Guilty as charged too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drink more when I'm d*unk. Then cry

I drink more when I'm d*unk? That's a downward spiral destined for disaster.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The last time I was d*unk I lost a day so never have been d*unk since.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!

I know

Guilty as charged too!

Then spend the next day sheepishly apologising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha

cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers

That actually made me laugh!! "

Haha mate said was biting my arm & calling for a Doctor

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!

I know

Guilty as charged too!

Then spend the next day sheepishly apologising

Haha yes. Plus that moment of dread as you scroll through your messages to check what you sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the stupid things you do when d*unk?

For me it was last night when I was out with some friends and somehow we ended up in a club.

I'm not normally a club person, but went along and being out of my comfort zone, I actually enjoyed myself.

My friend started chatting up this girl and I stared talking to her friend and things were going well.

We were drinking, dancing (well I was dancing badly) and chatting away (as you can in a noisy club) but then she suddenly vanished

So they went one way and I went the other, d*unk, slightly annoyed at missing out and ended up walking home, taking some of my frustration out on a bus shelter.

When I woke up this morning I found my clothes on a pile on the floor, and me in bed wearing only my boxers and a sock. Not a pair of socks, just a single sock. And my hand hurting.

I'm actually laughing at how stupid I was on the way home (and typing hurts)

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I tend to send more assertive fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time got d*unk lay on my arm & it went numb whilst was chatting to this girl. Got up to get another drink & freaked out thought was having a stroke haha

cldnt feel me arm or move my fingers

That actually made me laugh!!

Haha mate said was biting my arm & calling for a Doctor

Oh that's just brilliant lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"D*unken texts, why oh why do we do it to ourselves!

I know

Guilty as charged too!

Then spend the next day sheepishly apologising

Haha yes. Plus that moment of dread as you scroll through your messages to check what you sent!"

Yes that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I attempt to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend once told me that it's impossible to stand on those white and yellow boxes that you find in the middle of the road (I don't know their name but they light up and have blue arrows on them). Anyway I was really d*unk and thought it would be a good idea to try and stand on top of it. It turns out they are not solid and they just flop over. After already having a glass bottle thrown at my foot, I was now on the floor in the middle of the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I attempt to dance

I would pay to see that Andy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I attempt to dance

I would pay to see that Andy

Get the beers in then Doris

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Tell an intern she has a nice pair of tits and a cracking arse....:

That was at midnight - let's just say I don't remember much after that and I awoke to sick down the inside of my hotel window

My trousers round my ankles cock out, and my shirt still on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

Away with your philosophy!

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Thursday night... out with work mates at a restaurant. .. Nobu in London... very expensive place... the meal for 7 came to over £1.5k... had a massive food fight with a couple of the girls with us.. hundreds of pounds worth of food being chucked around.. ????

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By *rowley OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Tell an intern she has a nice pair of tits and a cracking arse....:

That was at midnight - let's just say I don't remember much after that and I awoke to sick down the inside of my hotel window

My trousers round my ankles cock out, and my shirt still on

Well I did sleep with one of the graduates at my old work on another night out. And ducked out while she was sleeping.

That was fun on the Monday meeting her in the kitchen while getting coffee. It was only a polite "morning" from each of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink more

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I've never been that d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amateurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha you sound a great d*unk lol"
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That was just last Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to send d*unk texts and wake up wanting to book a one way ticket to Timbuktu ! Just why? I cringe and delete all texts so as if it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken ribs after jumping over a low 3ft high wall in a pub car park, unfortunately it was a 15ft drop the other side, but on the bright side a car roof broke my fall "

My friend done that and there was jaggy bushes at the other side. When she walked in the house we actually thought she had been sexually assaulted x

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

in the days before cctv,for a bet ,streaked into a police station,slapped my penis on the counter shouting 'my trungeon's bigger than yours'...never did get caught

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Tell an intern she has a nice pair of tits and a cracking arse....:

That was at midnight - let's just say I don't remember much after that and I awoke to sick down the inside of my hotel window

My trousers round my ankles cock out, and my shirt still on

Well I did sleep with one of the graduates at my old work on another night out. And ducked out while she was sleeping.

That was fun on the Monday meeting her in the kitchen while getting coffee. It was only a polite "morning" from each of us."

I didn't shag her....I ended up going to local nightclub in my tux, and getting even more pished

Don't remember getting to hotel, or getting in. I must have been a right state. Monday afternoon we bumped in to each other and I said sorry, she laughed at me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amateurs."

Go on then Billy big spuds! Wow everyone with your tale!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I power slide... and fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a parking meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got completely undressed in the middle of Norwich to swap outfits with a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start talking to people on the forum and send pictures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

years ago after a d*unken night out, I woke up on top of my bed, fully clothed, with the bed surrounded by traffic cones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once my girlfriend dumped me the morning before a party, perfect excuse to get d*unk I thought, the night was going well until bohemian rapsody come blaring out of the speakers, decided to tell every single person I had seen queen live with Paul Rodgers, then decided to try and mosh with a big group who were just standing chatting, it ended with me falling onto the middle of the fold up buffet table causing it to collapse and the food flying everywhere. My mates mum cone and got me and had a baguette in the car waiting for me, spent the next day very hungover hoovering the bread crumbs out of the car. Haven't been d*unk since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to send the odd d*unken text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have 2 street name signs in my cellar from younger and more foolish days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk home barefoot. Always seems a great idea until you look at your feet the next morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Propose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Propose lol"

Did she say yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Propose lol

Did she say yes x"

Yeah worst thing was...the next morbing I was at her parents and her dad said.. congratulations.

Puzzeled i said 'what for?'

Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Propose lol

Did she say yes x

Yeah worst thing was...the next morbing I was at her parents and her dad said.. congratulations.

Puzzeled i said 'what for?'

Epic fail"

Hahaha that's what you get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Propose lol

Did she say yes x

Yeah worst thing was...the next morbing I was at her parents and her dad said.. congratulations.

Puzzeled i said 'what for?'

Epic fail

Wasnt my finest moment

Hahaha that's what you get

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By *ecretEscapes2Woman
over a year ago

worcester

I've danced on a few bars and tables . .

wish someone had told me a particular table was wobbly!

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Strip off some clothes and dance on tables. Fell off one once onto a wine glass had hole in my side where the stem went in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember!

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