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"I went to Chams last night. Happy days. I was being my usual self, acting a bit of a nob head. Well, I cannot remember what song was playing but this fool thought it would be a good idea to power slide across the dance floor. One did not slide. One did not even skid. One now has seriously friction burned knees that resemble, well, seriously burned knees. I am going Chams again tonight. I can't even shave my bloody legs properly now. They hurt sooooooo much "We know it's Lino burn really    | |||
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 they should ban people like that!
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"I went to Chams last night. Happy days. I was being my usual self, acting a bit of a nob head. Well, I cannot remember what song was playing but this fool thought it would be a good idea to power slide across the dance floor. One did not slide. One did not even skid. One now has seriously friction burned knees that resemble, well, seriously burned knees. I am going Chams again tonight. I can't even shave my bloody legs properly now. They hurt sooooooo much
We know it's Lino burn really "The dance floor attacked me. I have witnesses. | |||
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"Always something different on a peach post. I'll grab the magic sponge and come make it better "Mediiiiiiiic Man down, man down | |||
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"Hahaha!!
Don't you bloody laugh! "Awww c'mere - you know I like knees | |||
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" they should ban people like that!
Have fun tonight! Need them kissed better? "I know, I mean what kind of moron would behave in such an idiotic manner? I fear I shall mainly sleep once I get there. If you tried to kiss them better you would melt your lips. The heat coming off them is unreal | |||
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"Haha, did you face plant too? Sorry, did a laugh come out then? "I did not. I tried to style it out in the most un-elegant manner known to humanity. The sight was not a pretty one. | |||
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Don't you bloody laugh!
Awww c'mere - you know I like knees"This is true  | |||
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"No doggy for you "No walking for me. I need a piggy back everywhere | |||
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"I hear that a certain type of 'lotion' can be applied, I have a tube, it is quite stiff though and you have to work it hard to get the cream out, after that you knees will feel incredible....and so will I "I sense trickery afoot. | |||
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"Dancing on ice was he xx "Who's he? | |||
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"I fell arse first into a plant pot at chams. It had to be peeled off me " that's brilliant! | |||
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"I fell arse first into a plant pot at chams. It had to be peeled off me "trust you | |||
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"You cood just not go out and recover at home. "Oh Seeside... that would be the sensible thing to do! | |||
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"Get some knee pads or inflatable arm bands to protect your sore knees x" I like your style | |||
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"Course you did it sliding across the dance floor "I got witnesses!! | |||
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"I hear that a certain type of 'lotion' can be applied, I have a tube, it is quite stiff though and you have to work it hard to get the cream out, after that you knees will feel incredible....and so will I
I sense trickery afoot. "Oh its good for your feet too, and your face! | |||
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"I hear that a certain type of 'lotion' can be applied, I have a tube, it is quite stiff though and you have to work it hard to get the cream out, after that you knees will feel incredible....and so will I
I sense trickery afoot.
Oh its good for your feet too, and your face!"You been trying it out? | |||
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"Ouch, I bet you won't do that again. Well not without proper protection on your knees next time x "Or more alcohol so I don't feel it  | |||
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"I went to Chams last night. Happy days. I was being my usual self, acting a bit of a nob head. Well, I cannot remember what song was playing but this fool thought it would be a good idea to power slide across the dance floor. One did not slide. One did not even skid. One now has seriously friction burned knees that resemble, well, seriously burned knees. I am going Chams again tonight. I can't even shave my bloody legs properly now. They hurt sooooooo much
We know it's Lino burn really
The dance floor attacked me. I have witnesses."I got the uncontrollable giggles now haha
Oooooops !!
I meant to say ouch must have been painful...
Bloody hell sounds like a cracking night... no wonder you're going back for round two | |||
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"I witnessed the slide/not a slide. Had it all gone to plan, it would of been a most epic slide. I'm thinking as good as the power slide in Risky Business. "It had all the makings of being a moment of history. Fuck it, it was gonna be the best power slide ever, it was gonna be that good they'd have turned the day into a national holiday. I'm sad. | |||
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"I went to Chams last night. Happy days. I was being my usual self, acting a bit of a nob head. Well, I cannot remember what song was playing but this fool thought it would be a good idea to power slide across the dance floor. One did not slide. One did not even skid. One now has seriously friction burned knees that resemble, well, seriously burned knees. I am going Chams again tonight. I can't even shave my bloody legs properly now. They hurt sooooooo much
We know it's Lino burn really
The dance floor attacked me. I have witnesses.
I got the uncontrollable giggles now haha
Oooooops !!
I meant to say ouch must have been painful...
Bloody hell sounds like a cracking night... no wonder you're going back for round two "You know me and the dance floor. I'll boogie on my own, I don't care!! | |||
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"Ouch, I bet you won't do that again. Well not without proper protection on your knees next time x
Or more alcohol so I don't feel it "Yes lots more alcohol x | |||
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"You cood just not go out and recover at home.
Oh Seeside... that would be the sensible thing to do!"Lol
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"I witnessed the slide/not a slide. Had it all gone to plan, it would of been a most epic slide. I'm thinking as good as the power slide in Risky Business.
It had all the makings of being a moment of history. Fuck it, it was gonna be the best power slide ever, it was gonna be that good they'd have turned the day into a national holiday.
I'm sad."I'm sad for you. | |||
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"Savlon "Good shout. I ain't got any tho | |||
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"I witnessed the slide/not a slide. Had it all gone to plan, it would of been a most epic slide. I'm thinking as good as the power slide in Risky Business.
It had all the makings of being a moment of history. Fuck it, it was gonna be the best power slide ever, it was gonna be that good they'd have turned the day into a national holiday.
I'm sad.
I'm sad for you. "You should be | |||
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"Savlon
Good shout. I ain't got any tho"Best slide on down to tesco's then | |||
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"I witnessed the slide/not a slide. Had it all gone to plan, it would of been a most epic slide. I'm thinking as good as the power slide in Risky Business.
It had all the makings of being a moment of history. Fuck it, it was gonna be the best power slide ever, it was gonna be that good they'd have turned the day into a national holiday.
I'm sad."it can still be a national holiday named peaches day | |||
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"Savlon
Good shout. I ain't got any tho
Best slide on down to tesco's then "I'm travelling by piggy back today. What time are you picking me up? | |||
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"I witnessed the slide/not a slide. Had it all gone to plan, it would of been a most epic slide. I'm thinking as good as the power slide in Risky Business.
It had all the makings of being a moment of history. Fuck it, it was gonna be the best power slide ever, it was gonna be that good they'd have turned the day into a national holiday.
I'm sad.it can still be a national holiday named peaches day"Yes! A day where we celebrate the failures that have taught us valuable lessons. | |||
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"Bloody hell sounds like a cracking night... no wonder you're going back for round two
You know me and the dance floor. I'll boogie on my own, I don't care!!"Right, I just seen the evidence... damn 
I am surprised they will let you back in. You say "boogie on your own" some may argue you're a hazard...
Bumping n grinding with the dance floor!
You're going to sneak in undetected!
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"Course you did it sliding across the dance floor
I got witnesses!! "Did they get carpet burns too? | |||
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"Actually been thinking it wasn't your fault you missed slid if floor had been shiney you would have been perfect so blame the floor" Exactly. I have seen people slip over on it before making me believe the slide was possible. Turns out they must have just been pissed rather than slipped. | |||
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"Course you did it sliding across the dance floor
I got witnesses!!
Did they get carpet burns too? "No, I imagine just a bad back from helping me up | |||
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Oh, and no skin on knees either | |||
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"Are you sure you sure you just didn't over doggy? "Quite positive!! | |||
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"I feel for you .... I did just this at a summer ball once, early evening people still finishing deserts, dance floor right in the middle of a huge marquee surrounded by tables, band strikes up and I'm like yesss.... sprint for dance floor and go for an epic knee slide, squeak, crumpled heep on floor, lots of laughter and no more knees in my very expensive rented tux
Oh, and no skin on knees either "That's a seriously epic fail! | |||
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"Somebody could have videod it for us "I'd have made a fortune off you've been framed | |||
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This is exactly the sort of thing I do - in moments of thinking I'm really amazing  ( pissed obvs )
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I'd have made a fortune off you've been framed "Sod them I'd have paid for it | |||
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"You cood just not go out and recover at home. "No fun in that! | |||
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