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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Add your lines to the famous song

When your nose needs a peg

And it's running down your leg

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

When your toilet rolls like silk

But it's come out like chocolate milk

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea....

If you can't remember this song from school, what song an you remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're walking in the jungle

And your tummy starts to grumble

When you're lying in your bed

And its running down your leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay classy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stay classy."

It's a classic.

And is just a bit of fun

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Stay classy."

sais the man with an old song pasted all over his profile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you don't wanna kick up a fuss

But it comes out likes blunderbuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you're walking in the jungle

And your tummy starts to grumble

When you're lying in your bed

And its running down your leg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay classy.

sais the man with an old song pasted all over his profile..."

Don't dis the Fresh Prince!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people think it's funny, but it's really rather runny.

Diarrhoea diarrhoea

It came out my bum like a bullet from a gun

Diarrhoea diarrhoea

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Stay classy.

sais the man with an old song pasted all over his profile...

Don't dis the Fresh Prince!"

fresh? in a time long long ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Add your lines to the famous song

When your nose needs a peg

And it's running down your leg

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

When your toilet rolls like silk

But it's come out like chocolate milk

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea....

If you can't remember this song from school, what song an you remember?"

I'm impressed that you can spell it correctly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Add your lines to the famous song

When your nose needs a peg

And it's running down your leg

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

When your toilet rolls like silk

But it's come out like chocolate milk

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea....

If you can't remember this song from school, what song an you remember?

I'm impressed that you can spell it correctly "

Easy: I T

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

When you eat beans it comes out your jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get a funny feeling and the blowback hits the ceiling....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're feeling kinda funny

And you got pains in your tummy

Diarrhoea.... Diarrhoea

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

When its running out your bum

And you plug it with your thumb...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Stay classy.

sais the man with an old song pasted all over his profile...

Don't dis the Fresh Prince!

fresh? in a time long long ago..."

Before the wind, before the snow?

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When you're getting in a state

Cos you left it just too late

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not "

I had UC. And I couldn't give a shit (figuratively, obvs).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not "

My mate has UC and has changed his diet and now has practically no symptoms

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not

My mate has UC and has changed his diet and now has practically no symptoms "

I had my colon chopped out, I'm now cured.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not

My mate has UC and has changed his diet and now has practically no symptoms

I had my colon chopped out, I'm now cured. "

Sorry to hear it man

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not

My mate has UC and has changed his diet and now has practically no symptoms

I had my colon chopped out, I'm now cured.

Sorry to hear it man "

I was 22 at the time, I'm well used to it now (I'm 37).

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

ok so I have to admit I didn't grow up with this song- and looked for it on YouTube just now it doesn't really have a melody though does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It slips out your bum like pedigree chum diarrhoea diarrhoea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok so I have to admit I didn't grow up with this song- and looked for it on YouTube just now it doesn't really have a melody though does it?"

Of course it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know that diarrhoea is hereditary dont you? Yes, it run in your jeans, ooops i mean genes

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

When your walking through the grass and you've got an itchy arse,

Diarrhoea diarrhoea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure everyone who suffers with ibs ibd Crohn's or ulcerative colitis are singing along like it's good ol cabaret show. Not "

Lighten up lol it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When its running out your bum

And you plug it with your thumb..."

Hahaha best line so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ones I know for that song covered

But never forgot this one either:-

"Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted"

Or another classic..

"running down the highway with a stomach ache, can't find the toilet.... thrrupp to late"

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