FabSwingers.com forum: Dilemma (help me)

By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!

Lucy come and bite and lick me

Whatever should I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave him half lol.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Eat it - and if he complains, tell him you've saved him from consuming empty calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it and offer him a blow job instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it. You're closer to the freezer and if he loves you he won't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it and text Luke to go to Farmfoods on way home, 16 for £6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!

Lucy come and bite and lick me

Whatever should I do? "

Tell him you needed to cool down as you were waiting in anticipation for Luke

But the magnum did not quite do its job.

And ask if he cares to cool you down

????????

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!

Lucy come and bite and lick me

Whatever should I do? "

I've just rung up the deedpoll dept. and changed my name to Magnum & am on my way, if you can wait a bit you can have a Magnum & leave the one in the fridge for hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it but text him asking him to nip by the shops on his way home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been 10 minutes, that magnum better be in your tummy young lady!!

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do what must be done.

Do not hesitate, show no mercy.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Eat it, and deney all knowledge of it...

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it. And tell Luke you'll reward him by licking HIS lollipop. Everyone is a winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though

Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Tell him the pussy ate it and provide picture evidence... all shall be forgiven

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Whose Luke? I never liked him. Eat it all (lol) xxxxxxxx

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though

Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!

I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!

Lucy come and bite and lick me

Whatever should I do? "

Eat it and give him the stick with "you were horrid to me in 2014 and I never forget"

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!

Lucy come and bite and lick me

Whatever should I do?

Eat it and give him the stick with "you were horrid to me in 2014 and I never forget"

I shall remember this is I ever find myself being led into temptation again.. thank you Steve

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

The words Magnum and loyal wife are never in the same sentence where I'm concerned.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Next time film yourself with it and send it to him

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"The words Magnum and loyal wife are never in the same sentence where I'm concerned.

I don't think they will be appearing in mine either ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though

Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!

I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though

Don't mind giving lessons but I'm a stickler for rules though, full school uniform must be worn at all times.

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though

Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!

I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though

Don't mind giving lessons but I'm a stickler for rules though, full school uniform must be worn at all times.

As long as I can hold the cane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?

I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?

I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime

Ha ha

me being punished

that's quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?

I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime

Ha ha

me being punished

that's quite funny

Ah yes, you dish it out, not take it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Judge rinder says if you hadn't ate it it would have gone off so not guilty

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"There is one lonely white chocolate magnum left, I should be a good loyal wife and leave it for luke.... but the bugger is calling my name!

Lucy come and bite and lick me

Whatever should I do? "
eat it n tell him tough shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've eaten it, I could no longer resist it's tempting ways! But I've been found out as I stupidly left the box on the side!

Oh the shame of it all

16 minutes! You've got will power!

Yes my will power is one of my stronger points... putting the cardboard box in the bin isn't though

Amateur, first lesson in Criminal 101 always cover your tracks!

I know, I know, I need to take lessons I think, the magnum was so worth it though

Don't mind giving lessons but I'm a stickler for rules though, full school uniform must be worn at all times.

As long as I can hold the cane!

If you misbehave in my class you'll find you'll more than hold it young lady

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?

I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime

Ha ha

me being punished

that's quite funny

Ah yes, you dish it out, not take it

You have a good memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoa whoa whoa, you ate the lone Magnum without sharing?

I hope Luke was suitably offended and that you've been punished as befitting the heinous crime

Ha ha

me being punished

that's quite funny

Ah yes, you dish it out, not take it

You have a good memory

Some experiences are never forgotten

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lucy!

Just send Luke over here and he can have anything he wants from my ice cream drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kick over the kitchen bin and claim you've been burgled!

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