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Can anyone lend me their wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can anyone lend their wife?? X

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Can you collect ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Friday?

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

I never lend my tools out!

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Need three forms of ID a deposit, and a signed declaration that she is to be returned how she left!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Friday but I don't have a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I don't have a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. You more chance with this than asking for a money, I'll give you that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minimum loan of 20 years.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you got a lot of ironing needing doing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can have my ex .. no good at ironing though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

...or cooking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

.... Or sex

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Photo id

Deposit

You break, you buy

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Sorry computer says no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never a lender or borrower be

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


".... Or sex "

Choose better next time!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You're more than welcome to borrow mine. She's imaginary so there's no travel expenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're more than welcome to borrow mine. She's imaginary so there's no travel expenses"

Can he not borrow you instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, your credit score just isn't up to scratch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can take my Life Wife off my hands for a couple of hours; but I warn you now, she's nuttier than a fruitcake and crazy as a barrow-load of monkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can take my Life Wife off my hands for a couple of hours; but I warn you now, she's nuttier than a fruitcake and crazy as a barrow-load of monkeys. "

She would quite happily be lent out.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

To what end, sir? To what end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly, but I must ask questions first.

Is the task required for, absolutely essential?

Can the task be easily avoided?

If the task can't be avoided, can it be mechanised to avoid further risk to wife?

Does the tsk require PPE?

Does the task require special permits?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm sure some fellas have a few exes to lend out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone lend their wife?? X"

No.

Who would put the kettle on then ?

I might die from dehydration

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Which one of my "wives" would you like to borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends, Romans and cunty men. Lend me your wife

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