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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. what?

Please play nicely, and no deliberate skipping past the bloke above to flirt outrageously with the hottie who posted 20 minutes ago please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is already doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is already doomed "
can I spank your arse ?

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"This thread is already doomed "

Very good use of words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. what?

Please play nicely, and no deliberate skipping past the bloke above to flirt outrageously with the hottie who posted 20 minutes ago please"

You know you're asking the impossible right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is already doomed can I spank your arse ? "

It sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is already doomed

Very good use of words"
hey Mr you skipped me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five words or less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less "

You FAF Jo

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"This thread is already doomed "

I'll play...

Great body I love your tatts...

Oops that's six words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow great pics and profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is already doomed

I'll play...

Great body I love your tatts...

Oops that's six words. "

Can i lick your pussy....

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"This thread is already doomed

Very good use of wordshey Mr you skipped me "

My deepest apologies.

Please forgive me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo "

You cheater you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can I lick your bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you "

No I didn't I utilized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I lick your bottom?"

Can I spank your bottom

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"Wow great pics and profile

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Why thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed you first time around

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"I missed you first time around "

Too busy having your bottom spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the storms baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for the storms baby "
.

This was for private parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for the storms baby "

That's great use of machinery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you

No I didn't I utilized "

Yea yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you

No I didn't I utilized

Yea yea "

Your ass is epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you

No I didn't I utilized

Yea yea

Your ass is epic "

Just one moment with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you

No I didn't I utilized

Yea yea

Your ass is epic

Just one moment with you?"

You only have to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I take you home?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

you showered long enough now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrub my back will you?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oil me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil me up"

Pass me the baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil me up

Pass me the baby oil "

I'll get the camera

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Oil me up

Pass me the baby oil

I'll get the camera"

you got the tripod already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and pepper chips please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil me up

Pass me the baby oil

I'll get the camera

you got the tripod already..."

I'd like to keep you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salt and pepper chips please "

Oh, you're hot but straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil me up

Pass me the baby oil

I'll get the camera

you got the tripod already..."

Have now - checked your profile

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Blue pants are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil me up

Pass me the baby oil

I'll get the camera

you got the tripod already...

I'd like to keep you "

Seem like a naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really time for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready for a facial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil me up

Pass me the baby oil

I'll get the camera

you got the tripod already..."

That's not a tripod...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ready for a facial! "

(Darn it, too slow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ready for a facial! "

Kiss me without the beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you lend me £5?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have rope "

I have things to tie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have rope "

Any good at untying knots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have rope

Any good at untying knots? "

Anyone got some Scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put that thing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put that thing away "

Are you really superman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at those legs wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at those legs wow "

I did,they are fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok. Not contagious. Meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's under that kilt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at those legs wow "

Yr eyes don't look green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Want to borrow my shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to do what?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You want to do what? "

You know you'd love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it "

True. But is it legal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want to borrow my shoes?"

Are they size 14?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal? "

It's not illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal?

It's not illegal "

Me, you both. Hotel, drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal?

It's not illegal "

Oh ok. What time? Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal?

It's not illegal

Oh ok. What time? Where? "

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal?

It's not illegal

Oh ok. What time? Where?

Count me in "

3 2 1 go..........

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal?

It's not illegal

Oh ok. What time? Where? "

Your place or mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to do what?

You know you'd love it

True. But is it legal?

It's not illegal

Oh ok. What time? Where?

Your place or mine "

I'm easy. You know that.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

To Racheal : Let's play with makeup

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire


"To Racheal : Let's play with makeup "

Hey my place or yours?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

To RGLuke:

Can I devour your body?

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury


"To Racheal : Let's play with makeup

Hey my place or yours? "

Fancy a cold pint today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Hanky_Panky

Let's have a suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate "

I love your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

I love your tits"

Smooooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate "

Me too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To Racheal : Let's play with makeup "

And nails too? Pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

I love your tits

Smooooth "

Hellooooooooo ladeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too? "

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too?

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x "

I'm listening...

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By *tandm24Couple
over a year ago

PDI - South Wales

Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches xx


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too?

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choco

Can I taste your chocolate "

All day, every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches xx

Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too?

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x "

There's plenty of juicy peach waiting to be eaten here..

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look BIG

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Does my bum look BIG"

Nice day for a fuck

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By *tandm24Couple
over a year ago

PDI - South Wales

Nothing better than a fresh juicy peach xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my bum look BIG

Nice day for a fuck"

Hoping that's hubby who posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches xx

Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too?

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x

There's plenty of juicy peach waiting to be eaten here..

Peach x"

I love the taste of peaches in the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you stop messaging me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches xx

Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too?

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x

There's plenty of juicy peach waiting to be eaten here..

Peach x

I love the taste of peaches in the heat"

"Five words or less", buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you stop messaging me "

Sorry, cant help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five words only? Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Five words or less", buddy."

Not fat but not slim???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Five words or less", buddy.

Not fat but not slim???"

Very nice artwork my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Five words or less", buddy.

Not fat but not slim???

Very nice artwork my dear."
where's the chocolate cake gone

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By *tandm24Couple
over a year ago

PDI - South Wales


""Five words or less", buddy.

Not fat but not slim???"

Watch out for splinters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches xx

Choco

Can I taste your chocolate

Me too?

I'll tie your cock tighter

Peach x

There's plenty of juicy peach waiting to be eaten here..

Peach x

I love the taste of peaches in the heat

"Five words or less", buddy."

Shit. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 22/06/17 10:55:33]"

That's a no then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 22/06/17 10:55:33]

That's a no then "
but you never asked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buxomred, get in our bed

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 22/06/17 10:55:33]

That's a no then but you never asked me "

How about it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People keep skipping others tut

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

You have a fabulous body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People keep skipping others tut"

As per usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sweet lady: I'd like to visit you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy: You're straight, what a shame.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Mr Alleycat: You're a gent you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G Man; your stripes are da bomb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G Man; your stripes are da bomb! "

You Me Kiss Tease Fuck

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs


"G Man; your stripes are da bomb!

You Me Kiss Tease Fuck"

Get the beers in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please bring that belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs, when they open?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Nice legs, when they open?"

A mobile phone for a head?

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Nice legs, when they open?

A mobile phone for a head?"

Are you a zebra disguised?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

You're not too bad really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice legs, when they open?

A mobile phone for a head?"

6 words

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Dang.... Missed... ,

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Nice legs, when they open?

A mobile phone for a head?

6 words"

Dang pesky kid foiled me

And for Meli:

Hope all is well with you

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Dang.... Missed... ,"

Nice arse for an oldie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dang.... Missed... ,

Nice arse for an oldie! "

If bubble butt looks great

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Dang.... Missed... ,

Nice arse for an oldie!

If bubble butt looks great"

Smoking is bad for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dang.... Missed... ,

Nice arse for an oldie!

If bubble butt looks great

Smoking is bad for you! "

Matured like a fine wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dang.... Missed... ,

Nice arse for an oldie!

If bubble butt looks great

Smoking is bad for you!

Matured like a fine wine"

Lose the coat hanger

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Northumberland is really cold man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Northumberland is really cold man"

Good bod, but better dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still shy?

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away


"Are you still shy?"

What is your leg routine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?"

Why not play with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?"

Why are you so cheeky?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

Why are you so cheeky? "

Wanna see a loveheart bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

Why are you so cheeky?

Wanna see a loveheart bum? "

Will you paint it red?

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?"

I'm not your type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type. "

You could be mine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though "

Are these still questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though

Are these still questions?"

It doesn't have to be

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though

Are these still questions?

It doesn't have to be"

You two get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though

Are these still questions?

It doesn't have to be

You two get a room"

Will you be joining us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though

Are these still questions?

It doesn't have to be

You two get a room"

Lets leave them to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though

Are these still questions?

It doesn't have to be

He can be the filling in our sandwich

You two get a room

Will you be joining us?"

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Are you still shy?

What is your leg routine?

Why not play with me?

I'm not your type.

You could be mine though

Are these still questions?

It doesn't have to be

He can be the filling in our sandwich

You two get a room

Will you be joining us?"

Is there a question here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops not a question

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooops not a question "

What happened to five words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooops not a question

What happened to five words?"

5 words or less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooops not a question

What happened to five words?"

I lost the will to live ...6 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooops not a question

What happened to five words?

I lost the will to live ...6 words "

Nope 8 words

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Ooops not a question

What happened to five words?

I lost the will to live ...6 words "

Wow What a lovely bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooops not a question

What happened to five words?

I lost the will to live ...6 words

Wow What a lovely bum! "

Phwoar what a great body

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"Ooops not a question

What happened to five words?

I lost the will to live ...6 words

Wow What a lovely bum!

Phwoar what a great body "

Wouldn't mind meeting you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you

No I didn't I utilized

Yea yea

Your ass is epic

Just one moment with you?

You only have to ask "

Can I fuck you tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words or less

You FAF Jo

You cheater you

No I didn't I utilized

Yea yea

Your ass is epic

Just one moment with you?

You only have to ask

How's that ass taste?

Can I fuck you tonight "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's on the telly tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's on the telly tonight? "

I'm on my knees waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to impregnate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to impregnate you. "

Join the que quietly please

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

just keep practicing. .. Pint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just keep practicing. .. Pint?"
quick upstairs I'm behind you

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"just keep practicing. .. Pint? quick upstairs I'm behind you "

ladies first ... let me perv

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By *GLuke86Man
over a year ago

Hampshire


"just keep practicing. .. Pint? quick upstairs I'm behind you

ladies first ... let me perv"

Can you bury my nuts

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"just keep practicing. .. Pint? quick upstairs I'm behind you

ladies first ... let me perv

Can you bury my nuts "

you don't need them anymore??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just keep practicing. .. Pint? quick upstairs I'm behind you

ladies first ... let me perv"

I do like them tight

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I can play Buckaroo well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can play Buckaroo well "

Prefer fuckayou to buckaroo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I can play Buckaroo well

Prefer fuckayou to buckaroo"

Drop the towel

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By *portyNEMan
over a year ago

london

I wish I lived closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy coming to ireland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They think it's all over ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... it is now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need those hand cuffs

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"They think it's all over ..."

rewind... and start again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" rewind... and start again... "

Too much like hard work

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