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"Lack of (correct) punctuation is shocking too! "Told ya before Scottish punctuation is different than English xx  | |||
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"Lack of (correct) punctuation is shocking too!
Told ya before Scottish punctuation is different than English xx "you'll get a punctuation mark in the baws if you're not careful, dick  | |||
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"Lack of (correct) punctuation is shocking too!
Told ya before Scottish punctuation is different than English xx
you'll get a punctuation mark in the baws if you're not careful, dick "Ya missed the capital at the beginning of the sentence dear xx | |||
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"Lack of (correct) punctuation is shocking too!
Told ya before Scottish punctuation is different than English xx
you'll get a punctuation mark in the baws if you're not careful, dick
Ya missed the capital at the beginning of the sentence dear xx "That's a grammatical error, nothing to do with punctuation. | |||
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"Lack of (correct) punctuation is shocking too! "its the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse | |||
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"Lack of (correct) punctuation is shocking too!
Told ya before Scottish punctuation is different than English xx
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Ya missed the capital at the beginning of the sentence dear xx
That's a grammatical error, nothing to do with punctuation."I never said it wasnt did I ??? xx  | |||
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"Was a tongue in cheek question . I realise people are of all abilities.. I cant type for instance and rarely use capitals my punctuation stinks . I wouldnt know if it was brought up monthly because I have only been visiting the forum for at most two weeks. I apologise if I have repeated the thread . gosh its enough to scare sensitive people away. ill shut up now. "Blimey, don't go off and sulk! You got off lightly... If a single guy had posted this thread, he would have been ripped from limb to limb! (Bloody hell, me? Defending single guys??? ) | |||
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"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. "LMAO that is quility.....v v v v good point.... | |||
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"Was a tongue in cheek question . I realise people are of all abilities.. I cant type for instance and rarely use capitals my punctuation stinks . I wouldnt know if it was brought up monthly because I have only been visiting the forum for at most two weeks. I apologise if I have repeated the thread . gosh its enough to scare sensitive people away. ill shut up now.
Blimey, don't go off and sulk! You got off lightly... If a single guy had posted this thread, he would have been ripped from limb to limb!
(Bloody hell, me? Defending single guys??? )" xx | |||
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"Was a tongue in cheek question . I realise people are of all abilities.. I cant type for instance and rarely use capitals my punctuation stinks . I wouldnt know if it was brought up monthly because I have only been visiting the forum for at most two weeks. I apologise if I have repeated the thread . gosh its enough to scare sensitive people away. ill shut up now.
Blimey, don't go off and sulk! You got off lightly... If a single guy had posted this thread, he would have been ripped from limb to limb!
(Bloody hell, me? Defending single guys??? )"absolutely true.....playground tatics on this forum....pick on the weakest....in this case single guy's....people always bite are head off the moment we have an opinion....keyboard heroes | |||
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" and this ent school....it;s a forum.... "So it's just a forum! So we don't matter! If you are that lazy in typing on here (which is easy) what are you like with a woman? Oh and by the way... Yours must be the worst typed posts on the forum at the moment! Just sayin | |||
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" and this ent school....it;s a forum....
So it's just a forum! So we don't matter! If you are that lazy in typing on here (which is easy) what are you like with a woman?
Oh and by the way... Yours must be the worst typed posts on the forum at the moment!
Just sayin "cheers 4 your opinion on my grammer. Ye im a rubbish speller, im not gonna use spell check every 5 minutes, and ye it is just a forum, if this was a C.V or a letter 2 my nan, then i would slow down and make sure it was all grammaticly corect, 2 b honest the kind of people who care about grammer on here, in my opinion are boring and need 2 get a life....so i dnt even wanna impress them with my english skill's, so people who wudnt wanna meet with me beacause of spelling and punctuation. good ha ha i cudnt give a rat's ass, v v sad | |||
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"The spelling here is absolutely dreadful is it laziness or can people really not spell. Just curious ." I read a profile yesterday that gave me some great smiles so I wrote to the bloke. He said ...... Not everyone is KEATS or BYRON ....it's not the Book Club ffs! Love it..... P.S. You had two sentences and a phrase to communicate your question therefore -strictly speaking - you should have used a full stop after dreadful. 'Is' should have commenced with a capital 'I', there should have been a question mark used after spell and there should not be a space between curious and the final full stop. However as it is not a sentence at all one could argue that neither a capital nor a full stop are required. Please answer the following. Your punctuation is absolutely dreadful. Is it laziness or can you really not write English? Just curious. Is it true that you can refuse to shag a person and they will say , "fair dos." You can call them ugly and they will reply, "Your opinion!" but slag off their spelling ability and they will full stop all over your ass in hobnails ? | |||
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"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
LMAO that is quility.....v v v v good point.... "I've read that so many times for so many years in so many posts and in so many text books, yet I continue to enjoy it. | |||
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" and this ent school....it;s a forum....
So it's just a forum! So we don't matter! If you are that lazy in typing on here (which is easy) what are you like with a woman?
Oh and by the way... Yours must be the worst typed posts on the forum at the moment!
Just sayin "So if you can't spell, your shite in bed??....well you learn something new everyday....I am off to update my profile, with a spelling test, to stop those that can't type "can I fuck you" slipping through the net. Spell....1, couldn't give a flying fuck. 2, I have a nice thick cock, 3, My unlce is not my brother. and so on all the way to 10. I will be handing out gold stars, to all those that can spell cunnilingus, as obviously being able to spell it, must make you a master | |||
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"Stand by for the "dyslexic" defence that always comes when this topic is bought up: once a month! I realise, as in most things, people have differing skills to my own: spelling being one of them. I don't feel it necessary to highlight it: posts about foreigners not being able to speak English written by people not in command of it themselves being one such exception. It's easy to ignore such posts and the people that contact you, if that's one of your selection criteria. " +1 having dyslexic some times feel had ago at but dont give crap now what anyone thinks.have been picked on most my school years for it dose piss me off when people go on about spelling on here .who cares who can or cant . sam x | |||
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"i dnt think it really matter's.....if you got time on your hands to check your spelling and grammer, then im jelous, i rekon as long as you can work out what people are saying it dont matter......also dangerous question 2 ask cuz u then have 2 make sure your spelling and grammer is all correct oterwise people will point it out ha ha .....i think txt speak is here 2 make life a little easier, and if people crnt do it or dnt understand it, then people should learn it, rather then people not do it, cuz its easier 2 write ,2...u...ppl...lol...c....it's just easier, and this ent school....it;s a forum.... "I LIKE your posts SimonCook and your underpants. I can understand every word of them. Seldom agree with them but can understand them. P.S I always agree with your underpants. | |||
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"The spelling here is absolutely dreadful is it laziness or can people really not spell. Just curious . I read a profile yesterday that gave me some great smiles so I wrote to the bloke. He said ...... Not everyone is KEATS or BYRON ....it's not the Book Club ffs! Love it..... P.S. You had two sentences and a phrase to communicate your question therefore -strictly speaking - you should have used a full stop after dreadful. 'Is' should have commenced with a capital 'I', there should have been a question mark used after spell and there should not be a space between curious and the final full stop. However as it is not a sentence at all one could argue that neither a capital nor a full stop are required. Please answer the following. Your punctuation is absolutely dreadful. Is it laziness or can you really not write English? Just curious. Is it true that you can refuse to shag a person and they will say , "fair dos." You can call them ugly and they will reply, "Your opinion!" but slag off their spelling ability and they will full stop all over your ass in hobnails ? " Yep I agree my grammar and sentence construction and punctuation is awful but as they say it doesnt matter . I cant spell for toffee either . was really just curious how someone who had such bad spelling even got to uni let alone passed out of it. I cant talk I left school at 15 my education was slim. | |||
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"i dnt think it really matter's.....if you got time on your hands to check your spelling and grammer, then im jelous, i rekon as long as you can work out what people are saying it dont matter......also dangerous question 2 ask cuz u then have 2 make sure your spelling and grammer is all correct oterwise people will point it out ha ha .....i think txt speak is here 2 make life a little easier, and if people crnt do it or dnt understand it, then people should learn it, rather then people not do it, cuz its easier 2 write ,2...u...ppl...lol...c....it's just easier, and this ent school....it;s a forum....
I LIKE your posts SimonCook and your underpants.
I can understand every word of them. Seldom agree with them but can understand them. P.S I always agree with your underpants. "lmao....chers nice pants they r ent they....topman....haha...it's not about agreeing is it....if more people said what they thought on this forum, instead of what they think other's wanna here then it would b even better.... | |||
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"Simon. Listen to your Gran. Saying what you think, despite the feelings of others is not as people like to describe i.e. ' I say what i think' It is - in fact- social ineptitude and a psychopathical disregard for others. The only other people that shoot from the hip as they have little control are ....uhmmmmm youngsters - kids - you know the type I mean. The immature. The yet to learn. Giving an opinion in a non argumentative, diplomatic manner is acceptable. Debating and arguing require excellent listening skills. I'm still liking your pants for the moment. xx " ha ha what i mean is....so many people just say things 2 try and get birds 2 like them.....from a blokes point of view it's cringe worthy.....cuz its obviously bullshit....what im saying is that....when people ask me questions like wud u shag sum1 u dnt like or do u have 2 connect with sum1 b4 u can sleep with them....i just giv the real anser....no i dnt ha ha .....but if sum1 say's 2 me do u think im fat then if i think they r i still say no....so socially ye i know wen 2 not do it....i mean i ent gonna bullshit 2 get birds knickers down....ha ha....plus what i say on here always cums across worse on papper then what it sounds when i say it in my head ha ha | |||
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"Shit. I need to go and hoover or something. I came over all Judge Judy ... Shag anyone ? " lmao you make me laugh | |||
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"Simon. Listen to your Gran. Saying what you think, despite the feelings of others is not as people like to describe i.e. ' I say what i think' It is - in fact- social ineptitude and a psychopathical disregard for others. The only other people that shoot from the hip as they have little control are ....uhmmmmm youngsters - kids - you know the type I mean. The immature. The yet to learn. Giving an opinion in a non argumentative, diplomatic manner is acceptable. Debating and arguing require excellent listening skills. I'm still liking your pants for the moment. xx ha ha what i mean is....so many people just say things 2 try and get birds 2 like them.....from a blokes point of view it's cringe worthy.....cuz its obviously bullshit....what im saying is that....when people ask me questions like wud u shag sum1 u dnt like or do u have 2 connect with sum1 b4 u can sleep with them....i just giv the real anser....no i dnt ha ha .....but if sum1 say's 2 me do u think im fat then if i think they r i still say no....so socially ye i know wen 2 not do it....i mean i ent gonna bullshit 2 get birds knickers down....ha ha....plus what i say on here always cums across worse on papper then what it sounds when i say it in my head ha ha " I can actually see your point sort of lol But what i don't think you see is the fact that women like ta be made ta feel special as does everyone bullshit or not They are quite capable of realising whats bullshit but they still like it as does anybody The classic line from the film Shirley Valentine sums it up nicely Where they are on the boat and he says ta her about her stretch marks "They are the marks of a woman" And she said ta the camera "Don't men talk a load of bullshit" She new it was but it still made her feel good What im trying ta say is brutal honesty is not always the best policy Fa instance if a woman said does my ass look big in this? Ya have ta be on a death wish ta say yes xxx | |||
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"Simon. Listen to your Gran. Saying what you think, despite the feelings of others is not as people like to describe i.e. ' I say what i think' It is - in fact- social ineptitude and a psychopathical disregard for others. The only other people that shoot from the hip as they have little control are ....uhmmmmm youngsters - kids - you know the type I mean. The immature. The yet to learn. Giving an opinion in a non argumentative, diplomatic manner is acceptable. Debating and arguing require excellent listening skills. I'm still liking your pants for the moment. xx ha ha what i mean is....so many people just say things 2 try and get birds 2 like them.....from a blokes point of view it's cringe worthy.....cuz its obviously bullshit....what im saying is that....when people ask me questions like wud u shag sum1 u dnt like or do u have 2 connect with sum1 b4 u can sleep with them....i just giv the real anser....no i dnt ha ha .....but if sum1 say's 2 me do u think im fat then if i think they r i still say no....so socially ye i know wen 2 not do it....i mean i ent gonna bullshit 2 get birds knickers down....ha ha....plus what i say on here always cums across worse on papper then what it sounds when i say it in my head ha ha I can actually see your point sort of lol But what i don't think you see is the fact that women like ta be made ta feel special as does everyone bullshit or not They are quite capable of realising whats bullshit but they still like it as does anybody The classic line from the film Shirley Valentine sums it up nicely Where they are on the boat and he says ta her about her stretch marks "They are the marks of a woman" And she said ta the camera "Don't men talk a load of bullshit" She new it was but it still made her feel good What im trying ta say is brutal honesty is not always the best policy Fa instance if a woman said does my ass look big in this? Ya have ta be on a death wish ta say yes xxx "honestly i never fort that way....suppose ye every1 does like when peopple bullshit....even if it ent true....good point.... | |||
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"I like your underpants and your li'l pot belly now xx Perfect logic
"lmao that pot belly is horrendu...shud get those pics of ha ha | |||
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"I dont use a spell checker too often after my bad experience sending out my cv to prospective employers with the sentence "Supplier to local pubic utilities" written in one job description. I have often wondered why my application for proof reader at the Guardian was not taken up?" my dentist was obviously using spell checker when i got the letter cancelling my appointment and saying they hope it would not cause me any incontinence ........ | |||
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I got to do dishes x"doing the dishes.....sound's like my kind of woman..ha ha.. x | |||
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" Yep I agree my grammar and sentence construction and punctuation is awful but as they say it doesnt matter . I cant spell for toffee either . was really just curious how someone who had such bad spelling even got to uni let alone passed out of it. I cant talk I left school at 15 my education was slim." To be fair, that wasn't your question at the beginning....your comment was the awful spelling on the forums. As others have pointed out,it really doesn't matter how people type as long as they are happy with it. It isn't a requirement to be able to spell or use grammar correctly, and if I am honest, I think it makes people feel stupid when picked up on it, which then puts people off posting. | |||
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"Simon. Listen to your Gran. Saying what you think, despite the feelings of others is not as people like to describe i.e. ' I say what i think' It is - in fact- social ineptitude and a psychopathical disregard for others. The only other people that shoot from the hip as they have little control are ....uhmmmmm youngsters - kids - you know the type I mean. The immature. The yet to learn. Giving an opinion in a non argumentative, diplomatic manner is acceptable. Debating and arguing require excellent listening skills. I'm still liking your pants for the moment. xx ha ha what i mean is....so many people just say things 2 try and get birds 2 like them.....from a blokes point of view it's cringe worthy.....cuz its obviously bullshit....what im saying is that....when people ask me questions like wud u shag sum1 u dnt like or do u have 2 connect with sum1 b4 u can sleep with them....i just giv the real anser....no i dnt ha ha .....but if sum1 say's 2 me do u think im fat then if i think they r i still say no....so socially ye i know wen 2 not do it....i mean i ent gonna bullshit 2 get birds knickers down....ha ha....plus what i say on here always cums across worse on papper then what it sounds when i say it in my head ha ha " what is cringeworthy to me is referring to all women as "birds"! | |||
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"use firefox and install the English (UK) dictionary. (Google for it) Incorrect spelt words are underlined in red and you just right click to choose the right spelling. Easy!" Don't you mean incorrectly spelt words.......runs away and locks door behind her......hehehe | |||
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"lol that ok is you know how to put it right . unfortunately if i spelt it wrong i cant work out how to right it." You left click and get a choice of words, i think its automatic with google chrome. | |||
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"Absolutely. Personally I always take a little punctuaction and spelling test on meets. We settle them down for at least twenty mins and if the don't get at least eighty percent they don't get a shag but may let them watch. Mistress x" im picturing the scene ...the poor guy shaking in his shoes hoping he doesnt fuck up the test .....love it !! | |||
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"The spelling here is absolutely dreadful is it laziness or can people really not spell. Just curious ." i think most are crap ..... had about 8 in my time and not found a good one . | |||
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" You on about men now Jo ?" lol no them spelling things .x | |||
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I try a spell a word how is sounds, if it looks totally wrong I will use google, but as its the forums and not an english class im not that bothered. I will abbreviate a few words sometimes but that would mainly be in chatroom as it goes so fast at times, or if a thread is going fast i would also abbreviate.
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"lol that ok is you know how to put it right . unfortunately if i spelt it wrong i cant work out how to right it. You left click and get a choice of words, i think its automatic with google chrome." WOW I didnt know that .. thanks . | |||
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"I get mental blocks on spelling the simplest words at times, no spell checker here, yet i can nail valetudinarian no probs, its odd. "I once nailed Val.... what a speller she was. | |||
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"lol that ok is you know how to put it right . unfortunately if i spelt it wrong i cant work out how to right it. You left click and get a choice of words, i think its automatic with google chrome. WOW I didnt know that .. thanks . " i'm here to help | |||
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