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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just sitting out on my decking enjoying the sunshine & mindi g my own business when a bird flew overhead about 20mins ago & left a wee deposit between my neck & shoulder. They say its goodluck. Anyone think the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a slap next time you see her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha

Shit head

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Was it still warm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sry to disapoint ya but it wasn't a splat on ny head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds shit on me all the time. Once I got shit on twice in the same day (once on my way to work, then again on my way to work after changing).

Its not good luck if my record is anything to go by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been pooed on by a bat once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been pooed on by a bat once "

Can beat that....been pissed on by a tiger

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I live on the top floor in a block of flats, the communal tv aerial is directly above ma bedroom window. It's one of those tilt type ones and gets covered in bird shit when I leave it open

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By *orthernguyXXXMan
over a year ago

ashington

That must be real good luck the tiger didn't eat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been pooed on by a bat once

Can beat that....been pissed on by a tiger "

A shark has licked my big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood on a frog once ( accidently)

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

With 5 parrots constantly poopin on me, If it were true I would be the luckiest in the world

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I had a pair of great tits in my garden once, not seen them since

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a pair of great tits in my garden once, not seen them since "

Hahaha i'm sure x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I had a pair of great tits in my garden once, not seen them since

Hahaha i'm sure x"

Funny enough blue tits replaced them in the winter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sitting out on my decking enjoying the sunshine & mindi g my own business when a bird flew overhead about 20mins ago & left a wee deposit between my neck & shoulder. They say its goodluck. Anyone think the same? "

What does it mean when a seagull shits exactly 8 inches away from your left hand?....

Is that like REALLY REALLY BAD luck because it didn't shit actually on it?....

Because that happened yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birds shit on me all the time. Once I got shit on twice in the same day (once on my way to work, then again on my way to work after changing).

Its not good luck if my record is anything to go by. "

Yeah I think it's all bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been pooed on by a bat once

Can beat that....been pissed on by a tiger

A shark has licked my big toe "

That sounds a bit fishy to me

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