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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'll go first with an easy one.

After being in the house for no more than 90 seconds, a plumber will get propositioned by a semi naked woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A randomer you've just met? Sure let's bareback right away ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That men love it when a gal jacks them off at 130 mph with her tongue hanging out waiting.....and waiting.......and waiting......and bleurgh.....up the nostril was not in the script.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there is alot of ways to use a cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love arse to mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stuff portrayed in them shouldn't always be attempted by us mere muggles.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

That women tend to keep their shoes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can stick it in without foreplay and there shouldn't be a problem. Also they all love it in the bum too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That every woman has thighs of steel and can bounce up and down on a cock, on any suface, in 5 inch heels, and still look graceful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you're a lad calling round at your mate's house when he's out (does this happen anymore with mobile phones in play?) then his mum is going to be all over you.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Good looking Asian girls are always she-males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman loves it when another woman with inch-long nails shoves three fingers up her pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That doctors regularly inspect ladies vaginas with their penises

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Squirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's there are hoards of step mum or mom's that want to teach their step sons how to fuck their GF's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman is a sexual gymnast!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

That lesbians are good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sex is over when a man cums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting! "

they taught you to squirt?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"That sex is over when a man cums. "

Hell i could teach you that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women love having a guy ball deep in their mouth until they nearly pass out..

Then he pulls out as her saliva nearly drowns the both of them...

Or is that only Max Steiner!!!

That guy is OTT..

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

New neighbours still pop around for some sugar.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Women like it when you spit into their mouths.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I wish I had a step mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sex is over when a man cums. "
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No it just means I'll be asleep but you can carry on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That bashing a vag at the rate of knotts evokes an eruption from said vag, and then you MUST clit slap.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

That you don't have to offer good looking girls at the side of road free kittens and Haribo to get them into your van

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I'll go first with an easy one.

After being in the house for no more than 90 seconds, a plumber will get propositioned by a semi naked woman "

That's not happened to me in a long time lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

That we walk about in our heels and stockings all day just waiting for the handyman/delivery man/neighbour to ring the bell.

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

To lick a pussy, in the style of a Labrador licking it's balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That men like doing doggy style thrusting with one hand on their hip.

That fucking outdoors in blazing hot sunshine shouldn't mean your top lip turns into Niagra Falls.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That prison is a muff minefield, and there's a guard who's gonna take you to hell/heaven simultaneously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are willing to take gallons of cum in the face

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Women are willing to take gallons of cum in the face"

Oh yes, and they must grin and bear it and pretend it doesn't feel like your eyeball is being scratched by a cactus if a bit of jizz flies in.

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

There is a hidden erogenous zone between ladies boobs, that when stimulated by a cock, during a tit wank, results in a strong and vocal orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Love this topic...

Well for those men who seek to learn these things... It teaches men... By demonstration... The need to delay their orgasms and maintain stamina for the sake of the woman's pleasure... In recent years even more so... Given the number of absolutely rubbish meets I've had with men on Fab... Shocking really that porn-watching men won't even begin to emulate their fellow menfolk on the porn screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/06/17 17:01:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things That Porn Films Have Taught Us....

That my ex had never seen any porn film....ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman's vaginas are extremely smooth and hairless and have no stubble, like none, not one stupid fricking hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware when you're at the dentist, they like to stick things in your mouth while you are out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A randomer you've just met? Sure let's bareback right away .. "

Wait that's not normal

Ooops

I would say that women want jackhammer style anal within 20 seconds...only using spit as lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all women moan loudly every 2 seconds and pull the 'ooo' pursed lips face.

Women are also the users of the most crude language known to man.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Squirting!

they taught you to squirt? "

Yep, just got to teach the men how to do it now!

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Well if I'm enjoying myself... Yes absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I got a job as a taxi driver I would get loads of women wanting to use me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women do anal without lube

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That he needs to "fuck me harder"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women only need their pussy eaten for about a 1 minute before they come... and then of course she'll be soooo grateful she'll suck your cock for 45mins in return... and of course we all love facials! And are as excited by jizz on our face as you are!

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

That most girls love being held down and throat fucked like a whore and act with pure gratitude every single time.

(Except Sammi does... lol).

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

haha, Sammi does :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a Nunnery is full of super models with a penchant of cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That bashing a vag at the rate of knotts evokes an eruption from said vag, and then you MUST clit slap."

Pet hate! Clit slapping.., wtaf! That stuff hurts, way to get me to shrink back in Tells me the guy has got all his moves from watching porn!

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"That bashing a vag at the rate of knotts evokes an eruption from said vag, and then you MUST clit slap.

Pet hate! Clit slapping.., wtaf! That stuff hurts, way to get me to shrink back in Tells me the guy has got all his moves from watching porn!"

Love clit slapping, any kind of slapping actually!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That bashing a vag at the rate of knotts evokes an eruption from said vag, and then you MUST clit slap.

Pet hate! Clit slapping.., wtaf! That stuff hurts, way to get me to shrink back in Tells me the guy has got all his moves from watching porn!"

100% makes me cringe

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"If I got a job as a taxi driver I would get loads of women wanting to use me."

Hahahahahaha

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"That he needs to "fuck me harder""

Must say this is usually the case in my experience...

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Some women do anal without lube"

Quite easy with plenty of saliva and natural lubrication of the rectum

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"That most girls love being held down and throat fucked like a whore and act with pure gratitude every single time.

(Except Sammi does... lol)."

I do actually love this and it's very hard to obtain... True.

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"That women only need their pussy eaten for about a 1 minute before they come... and then of course she'll be soooo grateful she'll suck your cock for 45mins in return... and of course we all love facials! And are as excited by jizz on our face as you are! "

It's true there are many women who love to suck multiple cocks for ages and who also love multiple cocks Cumming on their face. I should know.

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

That women love sucking off a strapon dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sitting on that couch in that room, your video wont end up on the internet

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That any guy can get laid by beautiful women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That boobs shouldn't move!

Regardless of any activity lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"That every woman has thighs of steel and can bounce up and down on a cock, on any suface, in 5 inch heels, and still look graceful."

Plenty of practice my dear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a woman taking her glasses off in a porn film is akin to Clark Kent taking off his and revealing the hunk that is Superman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your girlfriend walks in on you and another girl she will join in or watch through the crack of the door whilst playing with herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys would continue getting sucked and do more fucking after cumming

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By *andDeeCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

That women don't even have to open their mouths to moan like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've violently forced your cock so far down her throat she has to momentarily stop so she can gag/vomit/blow snot bubbles from her nose.....it's good form to use that lull in the proceedings to take the opportunity to smack her about her face with your cock before you ram it back in to use her tonsils as a punching bag again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get a pool boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That everyone's female boss will have sex many times over her desk with her staff, especially when she's wearing a short skirted suit and sexy spectacles

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That if you're not elbow deep you're not doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nurses who work together regularly have lesbian sex on the wards

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

What mixchick said...

Women only need 5 mins of licking/foreplay and men get 55 mins.. with the standard facial oh and during that time the woman has squirted and cum buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That womens only want huge cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sex is over when a man cums.

Hell i could teach you that! "

Teach me, Clem. Teach me everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women love being spanked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sex is over when a man cums. .

No it just means I'll be asleep but you can carry on "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After sex rolling credits flash across your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women come every session.

Women love A2M.

Lots of men and women fuck their step parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's no need for lube. Ever. Even when fucking really hard in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves."

It's our special code. I could teach you, but then I'd have to kill you. You know, official secrets act and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a fucking a womans ass then moving cock straight into her vaj is fine and will not end in a nasty infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That a fucking a womans ass then moving cock straight into her vaj is fine and will not end in a nasty infection "

Yeah how unrealistic is that?!?! I mean it's all unrealisticbht those women must really suffer

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

That if you've forgotten your purse you can just fuck the taxi driver instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That new sex move...buffering

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool boys can be made to strip and fuck within 3 min

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"That new sex move...buffering

Ginger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you've forgotten your purse you can just fuck the taxi driver instead"

So that's why you got me to drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It taught me that despite all the things I thought made me a pervert...there's a hell of a lot more bizzare folk than I!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That Russians have no interior decorating style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is takes precisely half a second of oral or fingering to have a woman moaning, and writhing around in ecstasy.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Your eyes can not unsee things

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

That women cum from having a load of spunk shot on their faces.

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Omg thank you thank you op for this thread it has had me literally LOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That women tend to keep their shoes on. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you can stick it in without foreplay and there shouldn't be a problem. Also they all love it in the bum too. "

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Genau so... Du willst mehr, nicht whar?

I have wette, Du wüßtest gerne, was ich sage, richtig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that toilets have more than one hole for use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To lick a pussy, in the style of a Labrador licking it's balls. "

Oh this made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to say 'yes I'm coming' in German.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves.

It's our special code. I could teach you, but then I'd have to kill you. You know, official secrets act and all that. "

But i'd go to heaven *cough* a happy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves.

It's our special code. I could teach you, but then I'd have to kill you. You know, official secrets act and all that.

But i'd go to heaven *cough* a happy lady "

You would certainly go somewhere and I'm sure you'd be very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing, I already worked out my pretty little flower was to be preserved x

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

That Plummer are lucky gits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good looking Asian girls are always she-males."

Real life has taught me this more than porn

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By *aranelloMan
over a year ago

Sittingbourne

That women never fanny fart !

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

couples always fuck there babysitters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What mixchick said...

Women only need 5 mins of licking/foreplay and men get 55 mins.. with the standard facial oh and during that time the woman has squirted and cum buckets "

I was down on a lady for 4 hrs on an off the other day - seems like that was really appreciated and rare it seems from this thread - what did I learn from porn... how not to treat a real life partner - what have i learned from women?? Everything!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women lay in their bed half clothed waiting for the gardener, plumber, pool guy, stepson,repo man to catch them.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There is no excuse for anyone not to be having sex 24/7 as everyone you encounter, anywhere is gagging for it, whether you're working, shopping, driving a taxi etc.

There must be thousands of very relaxed employers who place no pressure on staff to actually do much work.

However long, rough etc the shag, there are make-up brands that continue to keep you looking pristine.

Women love being fucked repetitively and don't get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it's ok to for men to wear socks during sex, so long as they are white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That it's ok to for men to wear socks during sex, so long as they are white."

Germans love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women have never seen a cock as big in there life.......no matter how many films they have been in.

Do the work there way up size wise and what happens when they have got to the biggest?

Do they get neurolised by the men in black to forget them all and start all over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman's arse hole is naturally like a bucket and no lube is needed, and we just love sucking a dick that's come hot out of our own shitter!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman spots someone perving on her while she is masturbating, instead of calling the police, she would pull him into the room and start sucking and riding his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

porn taught me that to keep a job as a poolboy you have to stand around with a net, drag it across the water once or twice then have sex with the usually middle aged woman who pays you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A randomer you've just met? Sure let's bareback right away .. "

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves.

"

This is true in saunas btw.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"That if you've forgotten your purse you can just fuck the taxi driver instead

So that's why you got me to drive! "

Ha of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nhs workers gives a hand job to their patients lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunning women do like ugly guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you're a penniless young student who can't afford to pay the rent, the buxom, horny landlady will always be happy to let you 'pay in kind'...

In the real world of course, we don't get fucked by large-breasted, sex-starved landladies...we get fucked by government tuition fees and high-interest student loans...

(Just thought I'd sneak in a topical political joke)

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"When men fuck other men, they communicate silently using only their eyebrows to express themselves.

It's our special code. I could teach you, but then I'd have to kill you. You know, official secrets act and all that.

But i'd go to heaven *cough* a happy lady "

Yeah, right. I'll see you down there, most of you in fact

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You can fuck your teacher for a better grade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you're a penniless young student who can't afford to pay the rent, the buxom, horny landlady will always be happy to let you 'pay in kind'...

In the real world of course, we don't get fucked by large-breasted, sex-starved landladies...we get fucked by government tuition fees and high-interest student loans...

(Just thought I'd sneak in a topical political joke)

"

Funnily enough, apparently when my older brother was a penniless student the buxom sex starved landlady of the pub he worked in worked was desperate for him to fuck her.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"I'll go first with an easy one.

After being in the house for no more than 90 seconds, a plumber will get propositioned by a semi naked woman "

Dangers of stds as a lot of famous 80,s porn stars suffered greatly sorry to bring.it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to tell your partner how hot and sexy she is and who good it feels to be with her. No need to have a box of tissues by the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trannies go to all the trouble just so a guy can get is gay jollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are willing to take gallons of cum in the face"

Um!...

Maybe some women are!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

That it is cool to act like rampant rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a crap fuck

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By *icky_tvLondonTV/TS
over a year ago

london

That crime doesn't pay, no, hold on, that's Midsomer Murders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Czech woman do anything for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing?! Nobody does that anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing?! Nobody does that anymore! "

That's why I like lesbian porn made for women, lots of kissing.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Porn can be boring these days that's why I like to shoot normal women usually 40+ with no scripts just real sex & however & whatever they enjoy doing it (as long as its legal) as it adds to the variety of reality porn.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

That fanny farts never happen in a movie!

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"That if you're a penniless young student who can't afford to pay the rent, the buxom, horny landlady will always be happy to let you 'pay in kind'...

In the real world of course, we don't get fucked by large-breasted, sex-starved landladies...we get fucked by government tuition fees and high-interest student loans...

(Just thought I'd sneak in a topical political joke)

Funnily enough, apparently when my older brother was a penniless student the buxom sex starved landlady of the pub he worked in worked was desperate for him to fuck her. "

Over the years I've worked as a window cleaner builder pub management amongst other things & yes I have had women ask for sex & you are put on the spot as it could cost you your job to say no, some of my younger life was more like scenes from the confessions films which didn'the scar me but gave me my interest in porn & swinging.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"porn taught me that to keep a job as a poolboy you have to stand around with a net, drag it across the water once or twice then have sex with the usually middle aged woman who pays you"

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

Not every parked black London cab hasn't got people fucking in the back

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Enjoyed this light-hearted thread alot, thanks for the fun-Friday start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently you cannot fuck without full on Smokey eyes and lots of moaning.

I've been doing it wrong then...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Woman's vaginas are extremely smooth and hairless and have no stubble, like none, not one stupid fricking hair "

That's because they don't. Vulvas however...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman's vaginas are extremely smooth and hairless and have no stubble, like none, not one stupid fricking hair

That's because they don't. Vulvas however..."

You're baffling me with science, you are.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"You can fuck your teacher for a better grade. "

My female students are all in the upper quartile.

Time spent in the College library, and in tuition, is seldom wasted.

Dr Nasty

Knots College Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn can be boring these days that's why I like to shoot normal women usually 40+ with no scripts just real sex & however & whatever they enjoy doing it (as long as its legal) as it adds to the variety of reality porn."

Love your work...Kim and her friends always look like they're having loads of fun. Best reality vids out there.

Would love to be able to get to know you both...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Germans love to poo all over each other whilst having sex!

("my - he's watched some strange porn hasn't he!")

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

that lotsa ladies like having huge objects up their bums and having their arseholes turned inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That women tend to keep their shoes on. "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"To lick a pussy, in the style of a Labrador licking it's balls. "

Omg that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the best

That women are perfect little sex machines

No belly rolls

No sweating

No make up dripping down face

Not even one stray pubic hair

Can take anal dry

Dvp and dp is done easy af

No ugly cum faces

Sex in shower looks sexy whereas mine looks like two mating whales .. hair stuck to face .. slipping everywhere trying not to smash shower screen whilst knocking over every bottle of shampoo trying to see ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is the best

That women are perfect little sex machines

No belly rolls

No sweating

No make up dripping down face

Not even one stray pubic hair

Can take anal dry

Dvp and dp is done easy af

No ugly cum faces

Sex in shower looks sexy whereas mine looks like two mating whales .. hair stuck to face .. slipping everywhere trying not to smash shower screen whilst knocking over every bottle of shampoo trying to see ..."

Mine are more like the outtakes at the end of rush hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurses would make you feel better by sucking and riding your dick

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"This thread is the best

That women are perfect little sex machines

No belly rolls

No sweating

No make up dripping down face

Not even one stray pubic hair

Can take anal dry

Dvp and dp is done easy af

No ugly cum faces

Sex in shower looks sexy whereas mine looks like two mating whales .. hair stuck to face .. slipping everywhere trying not to smash shower screen whilst knocking over every bottle of shampoo trying to see ..."

I'd forgotten about shower sex - in my experience you're so freezing cold out of the water that you can't concentrate on anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How three ladies with three double enders can lead to contortionist frivolity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prisoners get to bang their scantily clad prison guard on their bunk without all the other men shouting out "go on my son, get the keys!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women prefer to fuck their vegetables than eat them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women can take multiple cocks in the ass....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also that no man is too ugly, and women are always desperate for their cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you can stick it in without foreplay and there shouldn't be a problem. Also they all love it in the bum too. "

Do we not all love it i the bum no haha ... just me then I suppose LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massages always have a "happy" ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby sitters always end up getting fucked

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

That tradesmen actually turn up

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

That we should all have fake eyelashes, tan, boobs, hair piece's not forgetting the extra long nails and 3 inches of make up piled on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That tradesmen actually turn up"

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

You know what this thread is telling us? That the simple fact is, porn isn't unrealistic for some people. Plenty of people love being spanked around in places and in ways that some don't. The ones who say something hurts are the ones who forget that a LOT of people like that in sex. And a lot of girls love being gagged and throat fucked, or pounded until they can't sit down in their ass. There's all kinds of people here and not many people have considered that actually, very few of the things posted are really out of the realm of reality for a lot of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Competition for best handle bar moustaches lolx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cocks tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to make a woman squirt

(wait til she needs a piss)

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

That the fruit and veg aisle is in fact just all sex toys.

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

Never to wank with your eyes closed wearing headphones cause you'll find a steaming cup of tea next to you from your mam lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black duvet cover is not a good idea.

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