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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long shower

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation? "

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walk pooch , please feel free to take him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long hot soak in the bath, music , red wine. Then a movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cycling, or sit on sofa with a can of lager

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

Feet up, cup of tea (or biggest mug I can find) and put on one of my favourite movies

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I try to relax with a cd in the car on the way home through the countryside and that's music cd not cross dresser lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternatively. .. hop on the bike and go for a coastal ride for an hr or so before the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like going out a walk with my camera...sometime I'll lose hours(in the bushes etc...sounds bad lol), as some of the nights are becoming much better I have a bit more time..birds,bees,etc sunsets.

if I cant be arsed with the above, drink and wank or maybe even shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film."

A 24/7 workplace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cannabis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All. The. Wanking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"walk pooch , please feel free to take him out

Id love to! Id use my last piece of energy for that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long hot soak in the bath, music , red wine. Then a movie."

Run me a bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cycling, or sit on sofa with a can of lager "

Nope im not tempted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feet up, cup of tea (or biggest mug I can find) and put on one of my favourite movies"

I can't be bothered making tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a cup of tea, and some peace and quiet. At times the cup of tea gets swapped for a glass of wine if the time of the day allows.

But all the peace and quiet

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film.

A 24/7 workplace!

Figured that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone? "

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I try to relax with a cd in the car on the way home through the countryside and that's music cd not cross dresser lol"

Maybe the other type would relax you more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alternatively. .. hop on the bike and go for a coastal ride for an hr or so before the bath."

Im so tired im scared ill crash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like going out a walk with my camera...sometime I'll lose hours(in the bushes etc...sounds bad lol), as some of the nights are becoming much better I have a bit more time..birds,bees,etc sunsets.

if I cant be arsed with the above, drink and wank or maybe even shag

I will go hang out in bushes and see how it goes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All. The. Wanking."

Winner winner chicken dinner!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually a cup of tea, and some peace and quiet. At times the cup of tea gets swapped for a glass of wine if the time of the day allows.

But all the peace and quiet "

Im home now with nothing but the noise of my fan and I must admit its heavenly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

Is relaxing the right word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 69 is quite relaxing

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film."

Either a secret agent or street walker

Hop, Bunny Hop

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Damm it! I thought the heading was an invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going out a walk with my camera...sometime I'll lose hours(in the bushes etc...sounds bad lol), as some of the nights are becoming much better I have a bit more time..birds,bees,etc sunsets.

if I cant be arsed with the above, drink and wank or maybe even shag

I will go hang out in bushes and see how it goes! "

postcode of said bushes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

Is relaxing the right word?

That depends on where things go after the soaping up, washing down, and holding close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not best about the Bush

a good wank & u feel like released a whole year's tension & end up falling asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All. The. Wanking.

Winner winner chicken dinner!! "

I'm always correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long hot soak in the bath, music , red wine. Then a movie.

Run me a bath?

Room for two... bring your own wine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing"

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film.

Either a secret agent or street walker

Hop, Bunny Hop"

Id like to be taken not spurned

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

Estella, you are very cute!!

Just saying x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damm it! I thought the heading was an invitation

It was for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perve fab while the news is on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like going out a walk with my camera...sometime I'll lose hours(in the bushes etc...sounds bad lol), as some of the nights are becoming much better I have a bit more time..birds,bees,etc sunsets.

if I cant be arsed with the above, drink and wank or maybe even shag

I will go hang out in bushes and see how it goes!

postcode of said bushes please

Its the ones just down from the Tesco at the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my dear I would say yes please! But I'm afraid I will have to decline your kind offer cos I'm a sweaty mess.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

Is relaxing the right word?

That depends on where things go after the soaping up, washing down, and holding close

Maybe relaxing comes later?

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

....and bunny hop, if I'm ever in Edinburgh I will definitely not pass you by, wow!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's not best about the Bush

a good wank & u feel like released a whole year's tension & end up falling asleep"

I cant even find energy for that. Can you do it for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All. The. Wanking.

Winner winner chicken dinner!!

I'm always correct.

Dont I know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long hot soak in the bath, music , red wine. Then a movie.

Run me a bath?

Room for two... bring your own wine...

Can I bring vodka? It was a REALLY hard day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

Is relaxing the right word?

That depends on where things go after the soaping up, washing down, and holding close

Maybe relaxing comes later? "

You mean once we're both exhausted and collapsed on the bed? Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perve fab while the news is on"

Im not sure I can handle any more news at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually my dear I would say yes please! But I'm afraid I will have to decline your kind offer cos I'm a sweaty mess.

PTU xxx"

Share my shower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....and bunny hop, if I'm ever in Edinburgh I will definitely not pass you by, wow!! X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

Is relaxing the right word?

That depends on where things go after the soaping up, washing down, and holding close

Maybe relaxing comes later?

You mean once we're both exhausted and collapsed on the bed? Sure

Snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9"
the one thats lying down

defo prefer you on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long shower

Alone?

Well ideally no. That would certainly be much more relaxing with some female company

Is relaxing the right word?

That depends on where things go after the soaping up, washing down, and holding close

Maybe relaxing comes later?

You mean once we're both exhausted and collapsed on the bed? Sure

Snuggle? "

Seeing as you asked so nicely. Scooch on over here little spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9"
the one thats lying down

defo prefer you on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9 the one thats lying down

defo prefer you on top"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"walk pooch , please feel free to take him out

Id love to! Id use my last piece of energy for that! "
he would love it too , it feels so good to be out and away from the world , you feel your energy return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, you are very cute!!

Just saying x"

Why thank you. My bum says thanks, I mean, as that's my avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9 the one thats lying down

defo prefer you on top

Me too

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oh you prefer to be on top a lying down? Not good when the bloke is on top unless you like to get throat fucked deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

Nice cold beer in the garden. Hubby

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"Damm it! I thought the heading was an invitation

It was for you

You tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"walk pooch , please feel free to take him out

Id love to! Id use my last piece of energy for that! he would love it too , it feels so good to be out and away from the world , you feel your energy return

Thats my only issue with city center living at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9 the one thats lying down

defo prefer you on top

Me too

oh you prefer to be on top a lying down? Not good when the bloke is on top unless you like to get throat fucked deep

Haha I prefer me on top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps? "

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold beer in the garden. Hubby"

I dont have a garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damm it! I thought the heading was an invitation

It was for you

You tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 69 is quite relaxing

Depends if youre the 6 or the 9 the one thats lying down

defo prefer you on top

Me too

oh you prefer to be on top a lying down? Not good when the bloke is on top unless you like to get throat fucked deep

Haha I prefer me on top! "

Match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a hard sweaty day so bath beer and chill in me shorts commando style

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film.

Either a secret agent or street walker

Hop, Bunny Hop"

I'm going with secret agent.

She could tie me to a chair and I'd tell her anything.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation? "

Gameing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually my dear I would say yes please! But I'm afraid I will have to decline your kind offer cos I'm a sweaty mess.

PTU xxx

Share my shower?

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yes please!

xxx

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Music then a nap

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"Damm it! I thought the heading was an invitation

It was for you

You tease

So you were joking?! I'm half way up the M74 now! It'd be rude to expect me yo turn back now

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I get in, feed the cats and do a workout (mix of stretches, lunges, planks and similar and yoga). Then I know the rest of the evening is mine. I usually destress from the work day by walking home before I do all that though. And if all else fails I just have a long shower and read a book while I'm in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe. Have been told I have firm hands that are good for massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

Is that an offer?

Maybe. Have been told I have firm hands that are good for massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a hard sweaty day so bath beer and chill in me shorts commando style"

I opted for short pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

4am? What the hell do you work as?

Mine is usually video games or watching a film.

Either a secret agent or street walker

Hop, Bunny Hop

I'm going with secret agent.

She could tie me to a chair and I'd tell her anything."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

Gameing

What do you play? I only have a Wii or a megadrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id do to you what the thread title say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you insist

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

Gameing

What do you play? I only have a Wii or a megadrive

I've been really removed to replay the first three Sonic games recently.

Also need to pick up Wonderboy: The Dragons Trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in my Garden with my dog and throw his ball.

Just about to take him out for a walk in about an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id do to you what the thread title say

Wanna come over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you insist

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

Gameing

What do you play? I only have a Wii or a megadrive

I've been really removed to replay the first three Sonic games recently.

Also need to pick up Wonderboy: The Dragons Trap"

I ordered paperboy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit in my Garden with my dog and throw his ball.

Just about to take him out for a walk in about an hour."

Aaawww I love dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

Is that an offer?

Do you like happy endings to your massages?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

With two kids under ten in the house its load up the Spotify, grab the dog and sod off for a nice walk round the fields.

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

Gameing

What do you play? I only have a Wii or a megadrive

I've been really removed to replay the first three Sonic games recently.

Also need to pick up Wonderboy: The Dragons Trap

I ordered paperboy! "

Good choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

Is that an offer?

Do you like happy endings to your massages?

Uh huh. Im a sucker for a fairytale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With two kids under ten in the house its load up the Spotify, grab the dog and sod off for a nice walk round the fields.

Haha escapism at its finest!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a slave to spray me with cold water.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

Gameing

What do you play? I only have a Wii or a megadrive

We'll Wii fit boxing is good.

But the game I play most to relax is...

Animal crossing new leaf on intendo 3ds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click bait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

Is that an offer?

Do you like happy endings to your massages?

Uh huh. Im a sucker for a fairytale

What fairytales have you heard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a slave to spray me with cold water. "

Ooooh a nice fine mist! Although its pouring with rain here, you could just stand outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had one hell of a day! Called into work at 4am and non stop since. I need to relax!

What's your secret to post work relaxation?

Gameing

What do you play? I only have a Wii or a megadrive

We'll Wii fit boxing is good.

But the game I play most to relax is...

Animal crossing new leaf on intendo 3ds."

Oooohhh I forgot i have a ds too! I haven't played it in ages!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Click bait.

Welcome to my thread MisterBee. Can I take your coat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

Is that an offer?

Do you like happy endings to your massages?

Uh huh. Im a sucker for a fairytale

What fairytales have you heard?

Little red riding hood. The wolf eats her?!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice relaxing massage perhaps?

Is that an offer?

Do you like happy endings to your massages?

Uh huh. Im a sucker for a fairytale

What fairytales have you heard?

Little red riding hood. The wolf eats her?!

What big eyes you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Click bait.

Welcome to my thread MisterBee. Can I have your cock?

Sure, I thought you'd never ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music, company, ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Click bait.

Welcome to my thread MisterBee. Can I have your cock?

Sure, I thought you'd never ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Music, company, ice

Sounds perfect PB

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

loud music and a lot of loud singing nobody wants to hearin the car on my way back...

or a massage. thats a cure for everything

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"loud music and a lot of loud singing nobody wants to hearin the car on my way back...

or a massage. thats a cure for everything

Giving or receiving?

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