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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to zero meet club

Somehow never meeting it's a weekly beating

Club Rules

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's whatsoever ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month ago then you're very welcome to join.

So post an ad to meet or just have a chat

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's !

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

Even if its just a social - have fun everyone.

And never fear, if it doesn't work out, it's Thursday rant day tomorrow

Flirt or pm and hopefully you get matched up with another just like you...who likes you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seeside.......?

Swing......?

Where is the light switch, I had to smash a window to get in and open up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling up a chair for the morning, kettles on x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gotta be in it to win it, as they say

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm in.

Eternally hopeful, but that hope is fading.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm still a member of this club unfortunately still no meets

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I was on a break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should become a resident

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm here

and I've brought bickies for when Angiebu brews up...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm here

and I've brought bickies for when Angiebu brews up...

Oh hello I'll join you, where's Angiebu with the drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm parched

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

AAAAAAANNNNGIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!! *Cough cough splutter wheeze* is that kettle boiled yet???? We're all dying of thirst here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, here now. Was having a leisurely shower. What's everyone having. There's a pot of tea and coffee freshly brewed. Milk sugar and cream to help yourself to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly still a member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! Here under rule 1, meets that take place in my head don't count do they?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders tea please

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, here now. Was having a leisurely shower. What's everyone having. There's a pot of tea and coffee freshly brewed. Milk sugar and cream to help yourself to x

I'll have a glass of Jal Jeera please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe I'm not allowed in here, maybe next month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehe I'm not allowed in here, maybe next month

Be off with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to rub in your faces this week. Here to help though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehe I'm not allowed in here, maybe next month

Bloody happy sated people!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside.......?

Swing......?

Where is the light switch, I had to smash a window to get in and open up. "

Morning op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, here now. Was having a leisurely shower. What's everyone having. There's a pot of tea and coffee freshly brewed. Milk sugar and cream to help yourself to x

I'll have a glass of Jal Jeera please

There's always one.

. Off to google that

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone want to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate ?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I have nothing to rub in your faces this week. Here to help though

I beg to differ.... I should think there are more than a few silently smirking and thinking they know exactly what they'd like their face rubbed with....

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

It's quiet today

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, here now. Was having a leisurely shower. What's everyone having. There's a pot of tea and coffee freshly brewed. Milk sugar and cream to help yourself to x

I'll have a glass of Jal Jeera please

There's always one.

. Off to google that

x "

Ooops sorry

. Did you find it?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"It's quiet today

That'll be down to the increased temperature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to sit this one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, here now. Was having a leisurely shower. What's everyone having. There's a pot of tea and coffee freshly brewed. Milk sugar and cream to help yourself to x

I'll have a glass of Jal Jeera please

There's always one.

. Off to google that

Ooops sorry

. Did you find it?

Yes I did. One glass of jal jeera on its way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! Let down again, bloody men

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Here and happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back again,still on rule one

almost progressed to rule two,but alas,the curse of a cancellation struck again...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hehe I'm not allowed in here, maybe next month

Save yourself for August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*crawls out from under the table in the permanent Rule 1 Grumpy Corner*

Please send bacon. And water. Lots of water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's quiet today

That's what I though. Maybe everyone is shagging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*crawls out from under the table in the permanent Rule 1 Grumpy Corner*

Please send bacon. And water. Lots of water."

I've not got bacon but someone could have a tasty sausage they could give you.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"*crawls out from under the table in the permanent Rule 1 Grumpy Corner*

Please send bacon. And water. Lots of water."

Lots of water on its way with ice.

and a Pak of bacon.

Chef wants to no y you don't want it cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehe I'm not allowed in here, maybe next month

Save yourself for August

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paying my subs again.

Can I pre-pay through to August at least? No chance of meeting anyone in June or July realistically, maybe a gap will open in my diary for August!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gday mates -

this heat is just like the outback -

lots of water and tea for you and playing under waterfalls in tropical forests ...

showers as the UK substitute -

I'm here under rule 2 and I brought pear chilled soup for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's quiet today

Well, I used to like this club, don't really want to be a member of it though, but its just become another thread for self adulation junkies who don't actually meet. Seriously, this thread was a great idea, a focus for those who can't get a meet to come together but not anymore. It's just another Forum popularity thread, like all the others, and then saddens me because it's hard enough on here getting a meet without those who easier can steaming in and taking over.

Yeah, it's just me and my usual shi-ite but convince me the above isn't so!

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Count me in.. No recent meets and can't seem to find regular meets with a decent guy or guys... Not that am greedy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in.. No recent meets and can't seem to find regular meets with a decent guy or guys... Not that am greedy lol

Your aloud to be greedy. Find someone local and send a pm.

Don't ask me who's local. My geography knowledge is shocking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's quiet today

Yeah, it's just me and my usual shi-ite but convince me the above isn't so!"

.......I'll get the manager for you.

Seeside??

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

"Count me in.. No recent meets and can't seem to find regular meets with a decent guy or guys... Not that am greedy lol

Your aloud to be greedy. Find someone local and send a pm.

Don't ask me who's local. My geography knowledge is shocking. "

Mine too lol, can find one offs but prefer a more regular thing tbh.....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Is the kettle boiling??? I'll take a mug of adulation if there's any going....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to slum it in mcds.......... no action up here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the kettle boiling??? I'll take a mug of adulation if there's any going....

Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a few of you in West Midlands.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"It's quiet today

Yeah, it's just me and my usual shi-ite but convince me the above isn't so!

.......I'll get the manager for you.

Seeside?? "

I think you will find everyone hear wants to meet.

But as I explained larst time most of the people hear live miles from Eatch other.

I'm happy to meet for a drink in Margate but no one wants to travall down hear.

and I can't travall far out eather.

That being my point.

Thar are a fue people offieing to meet under roul 2 on hear.

But If thay are to far away for sumone to travall to that's not anybodeys falt.

The fact thay are offoring to meet meens the club is workink !

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Y is it so quiet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y is it so quiet today

Cos no one meets on a wednesday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Y is it so quiet today

F is for ..fuck knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Y is it so quiet today

F is for ..fuck knows

The popular kids are in school/work/beer garden/holiday??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in every week. I will put on the kettle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Y is it so quiet today

F is for ..fuck knows

The popular kids are in school/work/beer garden/holiday?? "

I have been in one of those

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Y is it so quiet today

F is for ..fuck knows

The popular kids are in school/work/beer garden/holiday??

I have been in one of those

I've been in nun of them

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Just going to add sum thing under roul 2 just in case sum people have miss under stood wot roul 2 meens.

Club Rules

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's whatsoever ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month ago then you're very welcome to join.

So post an ad to meet or just have a chat

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And under roul 2 if you post a meet.....

(EXZARMPALL... Anyone want to meet for a coffee in Margate)

Under roul 2 if sumone asepts your offor you shood meet them nomatter hoo it is.

And yes, socials count as meet's !

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

Even if its just a social - have fun everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out for today.

Hopefully won't be back under rule 1 again. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a couple in the ----south east----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just realised that I qualify, as it's been a while.

Should have looked in on these threads earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As others have said,it's very quite in here today

gonna go to Amours in Manchester tonight,if anyone else is going come and say hello

I'm really easy to spot,I've got a mohawk,tattoos,a big beard and facial piercings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just going to add sum thing under roul 2 just in case sum people have miss under stood wot roul 2 meens.

Club Rules

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's whatsoever ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month ago then you're very welcome to join.

So post an ad to meet or just have a chat

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And under roul 2 if you post a meet.....

(EXZARMPALL... Anyone want to meet for a coffee in Margate)

Under roul 2 if sumone asepts your offor you shood meet them nomatter hoo it is.

And yes, socials count as meet's !

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

Even if its just a social - have fun everyone."

Excellent clarification, back in if that's okay, humble pie being merrily munched!

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