FabSwingers.com forum: Cake vs Princess Peach EPIC RAP BATTLE!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the battle is over and Princess Peach forfeited due to not wanting to get further into trouble.

Although she declared me the winner I am happy for this to go to a vote and let the forumites decide who was better

and remember, were voting the best raps not your favourite rapper.

one vote each, go for it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I think she burned you therefore Peach gets my vote.

Well roasted lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and voting will stop at 11pm or when the thread fills up. Which ever happens first

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Vote goes to you cake

To throw out those rhymes in such length, detail and accuracy in the timeframe is so serious skills

But bravo to Peach solid effort made by her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say, i think Peachy creamed you

but what a way to go eh?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm voting for peach but both great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kudos to both but I have the cake edging it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake was the bowser to _rincess peach

Cake wins

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All votes from Cloud Cuckoo Land have now been counted and verified...(big drum roll)........

In joint second place, with one vote each, it's Piece of Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done both, great thread

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Peach for me - although her lines were shorter, they packed more punch and had better metre. But I enjoyed reading both!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Awesome stuff from both but cake boy gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm voting for Piece of cake.

But Princess Peach, you were absolutely amazing too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a close battle, but...My vote was for peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both brilliant. Witty, sharp. But piece of cake gets my vote

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Well Peach 5 and cake 6 so far

Unless you count ac voting for both then it

Peach 6 and Cake 7

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I was cantering in .. doing my white knight..

I was rooting for the Princess .. but she blew out on the night

To the gàllant loser

Don't hold your breath

In the words of Eddie izzard

It's cake or death

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Ok cake 7/8 so far

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Cakes up to 8/9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as much as I wanted peach to win im really sorry but I have to vote for cake xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its 7-5 to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

8-5 to me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry cake this votes for peach as i already spent the bribe she sent me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

They were both fantastic I'd call it a draw

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll admit cake has skills but my vote goes to Peach, she killed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Peach for me - although her lines were shorter, they packed more punch and had better metre. But I enjoyed reading both! "

Same here. I think Peach's raps made me smile more and as good as POCs were they were a bit more barbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be peach for me x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Peach all the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These lyrical skills gave me the chills

But before my cuppa spills

For Cake winning was just out of reach

I proclaim my winner to be Princess Peach

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Aargh. I really liked both, such different styles and both cracked me up, but I think Cake just edged ahead for me

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Oh this is hard, But as I have to pick someone, I will say peach by the very smallest of margins,

Well done the both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. I'm sorry, but when someone says something is going to be epic, I get my hopes up. But there was no flow in eithers lines. Just rhyming couplets. Some of the comedy was good though, just not "epic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach! Even if it was just for that little naughty line

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Well the battle is over and Princess Peach forfeited due to not wanting to get further into trouble.

Although she declared me the winner I am happy for this to go to a vote and let the forumites decide who was better

and remember, were voting the best raps not your favourite rapper.

one vote each, go for it"

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

You mentioned someone else first.

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither. I'm sorry, but when someone says something is going to be epic, I get my hopes up. But there was no flow in eithers lines. Just rhyming couplets. Some of the comedy was good though, just not "epic"

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting how you both used different styles.

I'm going for peach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well the battle is over and Princess Peach forfeited due to not wanting to get further into trouble.

Although she declared me the winner I am happy for this to go to a vote and let the forumites decide who was better

and remember, were voting the best raps not your favourite rapper.

one vote each, go for it

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

You mentioned someone else first.

Just sayin"

it was in a different context and i asked bunnyhop first if it was ok

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Votes over

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

peach for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Votes over"

Any votes posted after this original quote won't be counted

But Peach won 14-9

Well done peach. A brilliant adversary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago"

I can't sing though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

And? I have a boring little life and to me that was EPIC. It was tongue in cheek, it made people laugh. Job done.

We both admitted neither of us have a clue how to rap, it was just a bloody giggle.

Apologies is wasn't up to your standard, but part of the fun was the fact I'm almost 40 and have never listened to rap in my life!

Now... I for one am the first person to make a total tit out of myself, why? Because things don't need to be serious all the time dude.

#chillyourbeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago"

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Votes over

Any votes posted after this original quote won't be counted

But Peach won 14-9

Well done peach. A brilliant adversary"

Cakester ... Thank you. I had a whole lot of fun being silly. You did great.

Right.... we best think of the next battle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago"

Well I'm sure with a bit of time, some editing and rehearsals we could have come up with something better.

But this was only for fun by two people who have never done this before and we made up a lot of it on the spot. Sorry it was "epic" enough for you.

But at least you could make what we was saying though yea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway."

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it"

Yeah it's on the sound cloud track, cheating skulls and I repeated the verse distorted and not distorted on the same track. It's only a preview that I made hence why it's one verse a hook and backing track.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic"

But I wanted to understand what an epic flow is, but can't hear any words enunciated. Can you type out your flow so it can be read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic

But I wanted to understand what an epic flow is, but can't hear any words enunciated. Can you type out your flow so it can be read? "

It's when you don't only rhyme on the first and second line, or the first and third you might rhyme halfway in another line and also drop a para rhyme in there for good measure. I will type you one out tomorrow I'm off to bed. Night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic

But I wanted to understand what an epic flow is, but can't hear any words enunciated. Can you type out your flow so it can be read?

Ok good night slim shady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic

But I wanted to understand what an epic flow is, but can't hear any words enunciated. Can you type out your flow so it can be read?

Ok good night slim shady "

Lol

I just copied this waffle from some bullshit lines I wrote on my phone a year and a half ago:

I ran a thought no support to the beliefs

Of no accord. Taking time to record basic places I have lived with no record. Facing hazes caging places craving mazes, waving in different stages. No support, I'm a code. An equivalent, a flow a dissident. Who knows are you listening. Control indifferent. Holding moulding scolding the victims shoulders. Beginning stoning to a cold dissident. Atoned, to a different. Timescale frames of fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic

But I wanted to understand what an epic flow is, but can't hear any words enunciated. Can you type out your flow so it can be read?

Ok good night slim shady "

No!!!

I'm the real slim shady

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

And? I have a boring little life and to me that was EPIC. It was tongue in cheek, it made people laugh. Job done.

We both admitted neither of us have a clue how to rap, it was just a bloody giggle.

Apologies is wasn't up to your standard, but part of the fun was the fact I'm almost 40 and have never listened to rap in my life!

Now... I for one am the first person to make a total tit out of myself, why? Because things don't need to be serious all the time dude.

#chillyourbeans"

For fab it was epic.

What is it with some people, if you dont like the entertainment dont watch it. Jeez. It was meant to be fun and it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stun us with your flow.

https://soundcloud.com/randdall-lowe/cheating-skulls-preview

One I did awhile ago

Thanks, I just listened. Apologies, I can't make out a single word so I'm none the wiser.

The first bit is distorted on purpose, because I was playing around with an idea. Then the verse repeats without distortion. But it was an old idea anyway.

Did you put the none distorted bit on sound cloud, because I'd like to hear it

So there's a non-distorted bit in the 2mins on there?

Well not 100% I didn't use a pop screen or decent mic

But I wanted to understand what an epic flow is, but can't hear any words enunciated. Can you type out your flow so it can be read?

Ok good night slim shady

No!!!

I'm the real slim shady "

.... please stand up

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

As long as it wasn't grime...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

It was fucking awesome and both cake and peach were brilliant. It's this kind of light hearted fun that makes these forums a nice place to visit. Well done both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!"
rematch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!"

Rematch definitely. Then you can lose properly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!

Rematch definitely. Then you can lose properly x "

Thanks for the confidence Angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!

Rematch definitely. Then you can lose properly x

Thanks for the confidence Angie

Sorry got to stick with the lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!"

Haha loser

I actually got all excited thinking you were doing another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like everyone to know I've been secretly seething over my loss for the last 10 weeks now.

Its all politics I tell you!"

He's been back in the lab

With his pen and pad

Working all the time

On a bunch of new rhymes

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry mr cake we all bore witness

To the ass-kicking admin-istered

By _rincess peach.

You were the pupil and she was there to teach.

Dude, just be humble in defeat.

Kneel down bitch,

Kiss her feet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Yeah Cakus.

I know I know, you're all missing me n shit

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