FabSwingers.com forum: Cake vs Princess Peach EPIC RAP BATTLE!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here it is, the main event!

The rules are

1. 12 lines each and we take it turns till one gives up (must obviously contain rhymes)

2. The rest of the forumites must vote which one they liked the best, most votes wins

3. Me and peach have come to the agreement that because she is a single woman and hot commodity and there are plenty of forum warriors, she won't hold it against anyone who votes against her

4. Insults to the max, but no threats against the other as this will result in disqualification

Remember, vote for the rhymes and not the person

As a gentleman, I will be letting Princess Peach go first

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Welcome people, thank you for attending. I will happily accept defeat with grace.

But I won't need to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and we have a 5 minute time limit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What's that you say cake boy

The challenge is on

Just give up already

This battle is won

My tongue's like a sword

And yours is like jelly

And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes the beat,

Bum tsh, bum bum bum tsh, bum tsh, bum bum bum tsh...

Feelin' it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is gonna be fun cream his cake ass peachy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hang on, make room, hold tight, coming through.

My rhymes aren't the best but I'll make do.

This rap debut will give you a preview of why Peach will need a tissue.

Got an issue? We'll go head to head just give me the rendezvous.

Princess Peach thinks she can put me out to ruin?

she's so outdated, she should be Princess Prune!

While shes drinking cheap champagne in the local Weatherspoon,

I'll be swimming in a lagoon in Cameroon from hign noon to the full moon.

Lets see what she can come back with, it won't be much.

Her heads spinning so much it will come out double dutch.

I'll probably have time to fix a clutch, or build a rabbit hutch.

So when you've got something good, get in touch.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

That's a good opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind of glad I checked the forums out tonight, certainly something different XD

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So there's really no chance

That you're gonna give in

You'll continue this battle

That you'll never win

You can call me a prune

You can say that I'm old

Do I sound like I'm worried

Pffft don't be so bold

If that's really your best

You should run for the hills

Don't forget your tampax

And oestrogen pills

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Blazing start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rinsed!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Blazing start

I'm cracking up laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to be a tough one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well look at you making tampax jokes and speaking smack,

you was gone so long we thought you had an asthma attack,

if you want to quit its not too soon to backtrack

Because once I'm done I'll hang you on the towel rack.

But well done, Miss Peach, good rhymes.

For a minute their I thought i was passed my prime.

You may win me once, but two times? three times?

I don't think so not in my life time.

You need to slow down now you're nearly forty,

you are no longer the sporty shorty,

like an old lady you're getting warty,

I'd say your almost as old as a grandfathers pianoforte

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Blazing start

I'm cracking up laughing here

So am i after the last one.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Well look at you making tampax jokes and speaking smack,

you was gone so long we thought you had an asthma attack,

if you want to quit its not too soon to backtrack

Because once I'm done I'll hang you on the towel rack.

But well done, Miss Peach, good rhymes.

For a minute their I thought i was passed my prime.

You may win me once, but two times? three times?

I don't think so not in my life time.

You need to slow down now you're nearly forty,

you are no longer the sporty shorty,

like an old lady you're getting warty,

I'd say your almost as old as a grandfathers pianoforte"

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

great so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The baker comes back dropping bombs!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That's brave of you cake boy

But when will you learn

Your words do not hurt me

Your "rhymes" do not burn

You think you're a smart arse

All big and all clever

I've not much to say

Except "whatever Trevor"

You really don't phase me

My feelings in tact

Yes I'm nearly 40

But I'm winning this....FACT

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over a year ago

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo...this is getting naasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sit down you bore let me lay down the law,

I'll lay it out like the treaty of warsaw,

You maybe a hero but that "whatever trevor" will be your downfall

I'm such a "smart arse" ill make you an outcast even your dog won't give you his paw

First off who messages you saying "fancy a fuck"?

Probably a blind man just trying his luck,

afterall he doesn't know you look like the back of a dump truck,

or that you was repeatadily hit in the face with a hockey puck.

We know that you're just jealous because I'm on top,

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

while your at a truck stop sucking a pre-op's lollypop,

I'm going to end this round with a gang sign and a mic drop!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oooo...this is getting naasty

Funny as fuck. I'm lovin it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Sit down you bore let me lay down the law,

I'll lay it out like the treaty of warsaw,

You maybe a hero but that "whatever trevor" will be your downfall

I'm such a "smart arse" ill make you an outcast even your dog won't give you his paw

First off who messages you saying "fancy a fuck"?

Probably a blind man just trying his luck,

afterall he doesn't know you look like the back of a dump truck,

or that you was repeatadily hit in the face with a hockey puck.

We know that you're just jealous because I'm on top,

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

while your at a truck stop sucking a pre-op's lollypop,

I'm going to end this round with a gang sign and a mic drop!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holla at ya boy cake.

What you got peachy? It's on you, you know what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo...this is getting naasty

Funny as fuck. I'm lovin it

You're smashing his balls with a stiletto atm

Peach x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What's up there cake boy

Are you starting to flake?

I hear a wobbly voice

Bottom lip start to shake

You're 30 years old

And have 3 published veri

You're a baby at best

Only just popped your cherry

And who in the fuck

Wears their clothes in the shower?

Do you think you're He-Man

Yelling "I have the power"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is actually the best thing Ive ever seen on fab

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"And as for your cock

It's like Farmer Giles welly

Covered in rubber

And smothered in shit

Now get back in your armchair

You got jumpers to knit"

"she's so outdated, she should be Princess Prune!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Peach is winning this by a mile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is so funny thanks guys xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"this is so funny thanks guys xx"

You're very welcome. I'm crying with laughter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It seems my ryhmes are slipping I'm losing imagination,

I need to rise above this written communication with levitation,

I refuse to lose to an older generation with a secondary education,

Enough of the flirtation heres the start of the next altercation.

You talk about me like you're something legendary,

but we all know you lay like a sack of spuds when in the missionary,

to me you're nothing exciting you're no luminary,

if you don't know what that means read a dictionary you can get one from the

library.

Some may like you petal but not me you're nothing special,

you're not even fit enough to fill my kettle,

don't give me a handjob I'll shine my own metal,

and as for oral I'd rather lick a nettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is so funny thanks guys xx

You're very welcome. I'm crying with laughter!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fuckin losin it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ch*ke now Cake boy! Give it to her good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Is this for real?

Are you still going

You're piss poor mate

You're words ain't flowing

If I were you

I'd call it a day

I reckon you've turned

You be caught the "ghey"

So hang your head

You're embarrassing yourself

The time has come

To get back on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*...lick a nettle*

Dude is off da chain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good work both

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*...lick a nettle*

Dude is off da chain."

Do you have any idea how hard it is to write and think when you're laughing at stuff like that. I'm dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*...lick a nettle*

Dude is off da chain.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to write and think when you're laughing at stuff like that. I'm dying

We're both giggling like morons here. You guys are LEGENDS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Were supposed to be winging this but you've been preparing behind my back,

cheating like a hustler whos bad at blackjack,

I would of spent more time cleaning my dental plaque,

but for that you would probably need an axe swinging lumberjack.

You're not looking for a quick fuck but what else you going to get?

no one has looked at you for more than 5 minutes as of yet,

we could put you in a government circus and pay off the national debt,

I'd rather shag my own arse with a sideways clarinet.

I think its clear this time I'm the winner,

Go sit in the corner and play with your fidget spinner,

I can't believe this you was worse than a beginner,

Have fun being all alone with your TV dinner!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

*steps in like a rap battle host*

Mad props to cake, that dudes dropping bars, gonna leave his opponent with emotional scars but the battle ain't over what you bringin peach? Don't give up now victory is still within reach.

*fades into the background*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

As for licking a nettle

It has to be said

You're slightly unhinged

A bit thick in the head

I'm thinking that you must

Live with your mother

Locked away in your room

With your "right hand lover"

Fucking yourself

With a clarinet

Well... let's be honest

It's the best you will get

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*steps in like a rap battle host*

Mad props to cake, that dudes dropping bars, gonna leave his opponent with emotional scars but the battle ain't over what you bringin peach? Don't give up now victory is still within reach.

*fades into the background*"

Hiyaaaaaa

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is bloody epic!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

great reply piece

youre about as threatening

as my niece

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Boom 5 min limot ran out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these rhymes I don't know where you are coming from,

I honestly think I'm rapping against a mouldy plum,

To help concentration try some chewing gum,

maybe then you'll sound more intelligent than pond scum.

Seriously you should be embarrassed,

I cringed less when I saw you bare-assed,

You look cheaper than a row of council houses terraced,

the sick rhymes im spitting are definitely the rarest.

You should give up now you're not doing so well,

It's only a matter of time before I think up a bombshell.

After this I'll walk around with the Nobel,

you'll have to stick to walking on eggshells.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Boom 5 min limot ran out!"

Limit. I was typing fast!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

go peachy, go peachy, go peachy xxxxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ok... maybe not. I'm coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands down, the best thread I've read.

FACT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit down you bore let me lay down the law,

I'll lay it out like the treaty of warsaw,

You maybe a hero but that "whatever trevor" will be your downfall

I'm such a "smart arse" ill make you an outcast even your dog won't give you his paw

First off who messages you saying "fancy a fuck"?

Probably a blind man just trying his luck,

afterall he doesn't know you look like the back of a dump truck,

or that you was repeatadily hit in the face with a hockey puck.

We know that you're just jealous because I'm on top,

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

while your at a truck stop sucking a pre-op's lollypop,

I'm going to end this round with a gang sign and a mic drop!"

And I'll give you a

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the only time

you get a nettle like lady haven

is if you leave it slightly unshaven

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

This is fucking amazing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So you think you've got the skills

to challenge me to a rap

When your profile's full of shit

And your pictures are crap

You may have 3 veri's

But just one's from a meet

I get more offers than you

Just by crossing the street

That meet that you had you

Told your mum you'd be home late

Rumour says you met a dude

Are you sure you're not "fab straight"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm team cake at the moment

You've gotta step it up Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just come on to read this thread ...

best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best fucking thread EVER!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm cool calm collected waiting for the checkmate,

you're jumping around like you're dancing on a hot plate,

after this your next shag you'll have to inflate

and I'll be enjoying myself with my multiple hotdates

Just give up now and just go home,

you are seriously as boring as a metronome I'd rather eat styrofoam,

to see me coming you'll need a radar dome,

but even then you'll be as shocked and still as a garden gnome

Sooner or later you'll have to sat fuck it,

and your forfiet will be to lick my hairy arm pit

so give it up and just submit,

its ether that or be the child you are and throw a fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic. Great thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa!!! The girl just got lyrically nuclear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're body is getting old and so is your brain,

I'll keep throwing these lyrics like water in the rain,

some more intellegance you will need to obtain,

Or i'll just put you down again and again,

I'm sorry to say peach but your anus needs bleach,

I'd it for you but I don't think I could reach,

My ryhmes are better they're are a natural part of my speech,

your ryhmes are old and heard of like the popes preach

instead of rhymes you should worry about your wrinkle,

and your eyes as they no longer twinkle,

your face is starting to look like tin foil crinkle,

I'll give you time to think of your next rhymes as I need to tinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha best ever thread . I'm loving it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Rather eat Styrofoam?

You already do

With your hand on your cock

While you're sniffing some glue

And lick your armpit

As the loser of this

I think not crumb boy

You'll be drinking my piss

I looked at your pics

And my retinas burned

When you were conceived

The semen had turned

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is hard to pick a favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bringing someone else into this a whole another level,

I think it's time I made you spin like the tasmanian devil,

I hear you suck like a miniture dust devil,

it's time I brought my A-game and let people revel.

You talk about her but at least she gets sex,

I wouldn't touch you wearing 17 durex,

I'd probably think about it in exchange for you yearly paycheck,

but then again I don't want herpes simplex

You say your retinas would burn but they got cataracts long ago,

Maybe someones glasses you'll have to borrow,

You'll probably do well mixing in with the drug addicts of Glasgow,

But even they would think your looks are only so-so

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Rather eat Styrofoam?

You already do

With your hand on your cock

While you're sniffing some glue

And lick your armpit

As the loser of this

I think not crumb boy

You'll be drinking my piss

I looked at your pics

And my retinas burned

When you were conceived

The semen had turned

fantastic retort

use this line i beg

the best part of you

ran down your mothers leg

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

This just keeps getting better

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Don't bring other people into your raps please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll give you credit

For princess prune

Other than that

You're just a buffoon

You're A bomb was average

A giggle at best

Does your mum know she has

More hair than you on her chest

I may have been naughty

And used another

To bring you down but...

You didn't deny she's your lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy I have my Pom Poms out for you!

Go peachy go! Go peachy go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

Love it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Don't bring other people into your raps please"

Sorry. No names were named.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

There was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It seems youre running out of things to say about me so why not run on,

I'm playing a game here as serious as Ghangas Khan,

But in this game of chess you're nothing but a pawn,

and if I didn't know better I'd say your in drag and you're really hulk hogan

You can't insult me I'm just too care free,

I can't be insulted be you you look like you fell out of a fig tree,

and landed on a race track and run over by the drivers of the grand prix,

honestly you'd be more suited wearing a packer and growing a goatee

It doesn't bother me you talking about my mum,

she's a better woman than you are you're just a woman from the slum,

I pay more tax than you're worth on my income

I value you lower than a piece of pavement chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go cake show who's the king of the castle lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ok guys I'm out. I over stepped the mark by using part of somebody's name. I thought it was risky using part of it but as I didn't use the whole thing I thought it would be ok.

Didn't want to offend anyone except cake boy of course. So, I'll declare him the winner before I whinge that it's unfair n shit

Good job cake boy.

Sorry I spolied the fun guys.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

You two should repeat this on YouTube

with some music in the back ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not been spoilt we know its all in jest come on peachy get this battle of your chest xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You two should repeat this on YouTube

with some music in the back ground

Some sort of live webcast

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Awe peachy peachy peachy peach

Shame you seemed to overreach

I thought you would be undefeated

But you tried to have your cake and eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww man I was enjoying it

It was rather risky...it made me spit my tea out when I read it

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

It truly was an epic rap battle. Both of you were amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R.I.P. Prodigy

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

No losers in this epic rap battle

You can both declare yourselves king of the castle,

You dissed each other in classic freestyle

Making this thread 100% worthwhile

Now get together as that's what people do on fab

As you both have more chemistry then then a crackheads meth lab

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Ok guys I'm out. I over stepped the mark by using part of somebody's name. I thought it was risky using part of it but as I didn't use the whole thing I thought it would be ok.

Didn't want to offend anyone except cake boy of course. So, I'll declare him the winner before I whinge that it's unfair n shit

Good job cake boy.

Sorry I spolied the fun guys. "

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

Erm, this wasn't mentioned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still think you're the winner Peach but massive congratulations to both. It was truly epic and I think people will discuss it for months if not years to come! Be proud xxs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok guys I'm out. I over stepped the mark by using part of somebody's name. I thought it was risky using part of it but as I didn't use the whole thing I thought it would be ok.

Didn't want to offend anyone except cake boy of course. So, I'll declare him the winner before I whinge that it's unfair n shit

Good job cake boy.

Sorry I spolied the fun guys.

I'm in a florist shop buying a bouquet for bunnyhop,

Erm, this wasn't mentioned?"

Different context. And I asked her for permission first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is actually the best thing Ive ever seen on fab

Agreed!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious, well done both!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

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Bump.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bump.

Are you limbering up again, or is this in anticipation for "Thread Of The Year"?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bump.

Are you limbering up again, or is this in anticipation for "Thread Of The Year"?

There are peeps that haven't seen it. Hell yeah I'm reminding people of the wonder that was!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

How in gods name did i miss this thread ..absolutely hilarious ...best thread by far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump.

Are you limbering up again, or is this in anticipation for "Thread Of The Year"?

There are peeps that haven't seen it. Hell yeah I'm reminding people of the wonder that was!

Holy fuck that He-Man line just killed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably one of the best threads I've seen since I joined fab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Probably one of the best threads I've seen since I joined fab

Was so much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was 19 weeks ago

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Gold.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"This was 19 weeks ago

I know! Time flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant... I've got face ache

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I vaguely remember this. Who did you battle peach?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I vaguely remember this. Who did you battle peach?"

Piece of Cake.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Why have I only just spotted this thread?

Thanks Peach, after a god awful day yesterday, reading through this as had me laughing & flapping my hands.

Just what I needed xx

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

Oh god that was so funny. Nearly spit out my drink reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump.

Are you limbering up again, or is this in anticipation for "Thread Of The Year"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a pity I missed this

What a pair of amateurs!

You’re rhymes were contrived

And both look like nutters

With nothing better to do

Than rap loads of shit

Waving words like a cock

shaken after a piss.

And cakey’s now UNLoS

Who gives a shit?

I would, but I don’t

want to look like a tit.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why have I only just spotted this thread?

Thanks Peach, after a god awful day yesterday, reading through this as had me laughing & flapping my hands.

Just what I needed xx"

Yaaaaaaay

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh god that was so funny. Nearly spit out my drink reading. "

I had tears rolling down my face that night. Was such a laugh. I need a new adversary!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Brilliant... I've got face ache

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It’s a pity I missed this

What a pair of amateurs!

You’re rhymes were contrived

And both look like nutters

With nothing better to do

Than rap loads of shit

Waving words like a cock

shaken after a piss.

And cakey’s now UNLoS

Who gives a shit?

I would, but I don’t

want to look like a tit.

Come on now Doc

You know you're just sad

That I battled Cakey

And not you dear lad

As for giving a shit

We all know you do

Whilst browsing on fab

Arse stuck to the loo

Our rhymes may have sucked

But we had a ball

When me n cake fucked

Our rhymes we'd recall

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"Oh god that was so funny. Nearly spit out my drink reading.

I had tears rolling down my face that night. Was such a laugh. I need a new adversary!"

Honestly the funniest thread I've read on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhymes while fucking

Had you nothing better to do?

I’d rather post pics of my cock

With a log in the loo.

And why’s my arse

stuck to that loo?

Your piss flaps left a mess

Like super glue.

And if you’re wondering

Why I won’t fuck it.

It won’t touch the sides

If one the size of a bucket

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I vaguely remember this. Who did you battle peach?

Piece of Cake.

O bloody hell yeah. Good luck with the next battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shameless bump, reminding Princess Peach how fucking brilliant she is.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Shameless bump, reminding Princess Peach how fucking brilliant she is.

Thank you, I really am arent I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump, reminding Princess Peach how fucking brilliant she is.

Thank you, I really am arent I."

Hahahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Shameless bump, reminding Princess Peach how fucking brilliant she is.

Thank you, I really am arent I."

Up yer bum missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump, reminding Princess Peach how fucking brilliant she is.

Thank you, I really am arent I."

Yes, you are.

B x

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

That. Was hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump, reminding Princess Peach how fucking brilliant she is.

Thank you, I really am arent I.

Yes, you are.

B x"

Was that the voice I gave you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

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over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place "

Is that a yes?

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over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

Is that a yes?

Any time. No cheating this time though.

Getting someone else to write your lyrics

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over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

Is that a yes?

Any time. No cheating this time though.

Getting someone else to write your lyrics

are you gonna cheat?

Can we agree that if we're gonna pre-write, we both pre-write and not just one person while I scurry around trying to write off my head with tears of laughter rolling down my face barely able to see let alone think and type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

Is that a yes?

Any time. No cheating this time though.

Getting someone else to write your lyrics

are you gonna cheat?

I can agree to that.

I have a lot of free time over Christmas where as you're working pretty much solid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

Is that a yes?

Any time. No cheating this time though.

Getting someone else to write your lyrics

are you gonna cheat?

I can agree to that.

I have a lot of free time over Christmas where as you're working pretty much solid

12 lines

5 mins time limit

The fapping prince V Exquisite deviance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

Is that a yes?

Any time. No cheating this time though.

Getting someone else to write your lyrics

are you gonna cheat?

I can agree to that.

I have a lot of free time over Christmas where as you're working pretty much solid

12 lines

5 mins time limit

The fapping prince V Exquisite deviance

Bring it on Prune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed a certain fapping Prince getting a little personal recently (in the most hilarious way)

I'm thinking he may be brewing up for round 2?

Sit down and know your place

Is that a yes?

Any time. No cheating this time though.

Getting someone else to write your lyrics

are you gonna cheat?

I can agree to that.

I have a lot of free time over Christmas where as you're working pretty much solid

12 lines

5 mins time limit

The fapping prince V Exquisite deviance

Bring it on Prune!"

See! You totally did

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bump for prosperity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh was this POF??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ahhh was this POF?? "

It was, back when he was piece of cake

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