FabSwingers.com forum: What shape are you?

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nothing about weight, fat or thin, real or unreal people.

If you were to describe yourself, shapewise, as an everyday object, toy or other inanimate object, what would you be?

I'm a Weeble, but I do fall down.

Have fun. No bickering in this heat, please.

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

a tall skinny dildo i would be haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misshapen pear

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an apple. A delicious Granny Smith, with a bite out of the back

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Human shaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were to look at me front or back I can pass for curvy or even at a stretch hourglass. If you look at me from the side I'm more heffalump.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shapewise I'd definitely be an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mop

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

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An Italian cornetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A right angle army torch. Top heavy slim down the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A juicy peach with gorgeous plumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round

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By *earandmonkeyCouple
over a year ago

uxbridge

Melting egg timer

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

A butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a Toby jug got good handles and carry beer

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rabbit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cello shaped.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

I don't know how I'd describe myself, can someone else try,, be kind it's been a bad day !!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Well - if you squeezed a sausage into a corset - that would just about describe me right now!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Kumquat shaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how I'd describe myself, can someone else try,, be kind it's been a bad day !! "

only you know what shape you truly are!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Human shaped"

Like the drawings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A mop"

You could do with a bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A right angle army torch. Top heavy slim down the rest

At ease soldier

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"I don't know how I'd describe myself, can someone else try,, be kind it's been a bad day !! "

A sausage squished in the middle..lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Probably a Toby jug got good handles and carry beer

I'm imagining the face on the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mop

You could do with a bucket."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A right angle army torch. Top heavy slim down the rest

At ease soldier

Lol be worried if my skin goes free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green even lol dam typo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A pear that's withered a bit in the sun

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A mop

You could do with a bucket.

I have a bucket.

A rusty old bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A right angle army torch. Top heavy slim down the rest

At ease soldier

Lol be worried if my skin goes free.

I have that effect on people

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mop

You could do with a bucket.

I have a bucket.

A rusty old bucket "

Is there a hole in that bucket?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Scarecrow shaped - so more or less human, but like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards ....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A mop

You could do with a bucket.

I have a bucket.

A rusty old bucket

Is there a hole in that bucket?"

Of course otherwise where will you stick your mop?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Im man shaped with a tripod to hold me up

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Scarecrow shaped - so more or less human, but like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards ...."

Dont say that hun, i bet you look beautiful x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like some sort of prostate massager, in and out, curves and bumps everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mop

You could do with a bucket.

I have a bucket.

A rusty old bucket

Is there a hole in that bucket?

Of course otherwise where will you stick your mop?"

Good point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stout. Or robust.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Like some sort of prostate massager, in and out, curves and bumps everywhere

Are you manual or powered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing about weight, fat or thin, real or unreal people.

If you were to describe yourself, shapewise, as an everyday object, toy or other inanimate object, what would you be?

I'm a Weeble, but I do fall down.

Have fun. No bickering in this heat, please.

Pear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea. A flower vase, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for a fridge I'm tall square and like being full of food and drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A squeezed in the middle Apple x

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm shaped like a old 1960's police box.

Bigger on the inside than the out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potato shape, but more King Edward than Jersey Royal

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ?

I see someone seeking compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like some sort of prostate massager, in and out, curves and bumps everywhere

Are you manual or powered?"

Stick a battery up his bum and see if he vibrates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ?

I see someone seeking compliments

I'll give him one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you see and what other people see always makes me laugh.... I suppose I'm a with an average body, what does everybody else see I wonder ?

I see someone seeking compliments

I'll give him one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a toffee apple.

Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ice cream cone.... My legs are bit skinny

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a toffee apple.

Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!"

With a pointy stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a toffee apple.

Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!

With a pointy stick?"

Well add another pointy stick and those would be my legs...if not, i'm hopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a dads bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a toffee apple.

Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!

With a pointy stick?

Well add another pointy stick and those would be my legs...if not, i'm hopping

You have a spankable bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat...after is dunked in water and pegged on a washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a toffee apple.

Big and round and sticky. Very sticky!

With a pointy stick?

Well add another pointy stick and those would be my legs...if not, i'm hopping

You have a spankable bum

You can spank it anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I have an average body but apparently I have a peachy arse

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Cropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

butternut squash ish maybe - but not a too bottom heavy one as im not hour glass but do have a waist -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a paperweight. I like to hold other things down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hourglass...top and bottom in proportion with a very defined waist

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Irregular parallelogram

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Front on or back on? A double bass. Side on? A deflating balloon.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I have the body of a God

Buddha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a child's body well my height anyway

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

An old Volvo...bodywork in need of some attention, engine takes a while to get going but dependable all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An old Volvo...bodywork in need of some attention, engine takes a while to get going but dependable all the same"

The old ones always last the longest the bodywork is always made well

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hourglass from the front or back I do have a waist however side on about 8 months pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in perfect shape if it's a bag of potatoes....

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