FabSwingers.com forum: Cake vs Princess Peach EPIC RAP BATTLE!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The main event will take place at 8:30pm tonight. So I thought it would be fun for everyone else to get involved

The rules are

1. Say you're in

2. Once you see someone, write a rap about them

3. 12 lines only (must obviously contain rhymes)

4. The rest of the forumites must vote which one they liked the best, most votes wins

5. Insults to the max, but no threats against the other as this will result in disqualification. (if you are easily insulted, probably best not join in)

Have fun

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later."

I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't rap for toffee but looking forward to it. Yes you can say something about me. Lol x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.

I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.

I've no venom to spit

You guys are the shit

You make me chuckle and grin

She's an arse made for sin

Your pictures are smart

A real work of art

Are you heading on out

To the socials about

There are 2 in July

I think you should try

To make it to one

It should be great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.

I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.

I've no venom to spit

You guys are the shit

You make me chuckle and grin

She's an arse made for sin

Your pictures are smart

A real work of art

Are you heading on out

To the socials about

There are 2 in July

I think you should try

To make it to one

It should be great fun"

you, that's the shit right there.

Oh, and we're hoping to be at one of the socials (work permitting).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm happy to get some practise I'm for later.

I'm not much of a rapper but you're welcome to spit your venom about me/us.

I've no venom to spit

You guys are the shit

You make me chuckle and grin

She's an arse made for sin

Your pictures are smart

A real work of art

Are you heading on out

To the socials about

There are 2 in July

I think you should try

To make it to one

It should be great fun"

I don't know what I was so worried about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We gather like cattle

For this rap battle

Peach versus cake

His knees start to shake

Shes got him in her sights

We all love a fight

We came here to see

Which one it will be

They want us to watch

As theyre taking shots

So grab a cold beer

And meet us back here

(At 8.30pm

)

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"We gather like cattle

For this rap battle

Peach versus cake

His knees start to shake

Shes got him in her sights

We all love a fight

We came here to see

Which one it will be

They want us to watch

As theyre taking shots

So grab a cold beer

And meet us back here

(At 8.30pm

)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"We gather like cattle

For this rap battle

Peach versus cake

His knees start to shake

Shes got him in her sights

We all love a fight

We came here to see

Which one it will be

They want us to watch

As theyre taking shots

So grab a cold beer

And meet us back here

(At 8.30pm

)

Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is everyone being nice? Throw some insults god damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone being nice? Throw some insults god damn it

We're leaving that to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is everyone being nice? Throw some insults god damn it

We're leaving that to you

I'm saving my pent up negative energy for the main event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So tonight we have two

Guys rapping just for you

Will the Princess loose her crown

Or will it be Cakey who goes down

He thinks he's the king of bants

But he really he has no chance

As tonight we will see

The Cakemeister fall to his knees

From the barbs of the Princess

Which gain all the interest

From the crowd who goes wild

While for him they're just mild

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Piece of

piss like urine.

He ain't winning cause Peach is mighty fine.

Had to start with negativity.

Two forumites spitting bars for popularity.

Her lips are red like a ruby.

She's gonna make you look like a mother funkin' noobie.

No way your bars will get her in bed.

Boy just quit this shizzle while you're dignity is still ahead.

Peace out breadbins all written in jest.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

The only trouble with Princess Peach.

She thinks she's got it easy l8fe is a beach.

She better try hard for respects sake.

She fuckin' with my homeboy Cake.

Your rhymes girlie better be on point.

Cause P.O.C. will light you up like a joint.

He'll scare you till you wet your knickers.

He ain't taking no mother fuckin' prisoners.

Again written in jest, peace out breadbins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Representin for all the forum mo'fo's

Spitting venom to each other like bitches and ho's

The cakey one ain't got no rhymes

To combat the peaches harsh lines

Check out the princess, all scared n shit

That the cake boy will surely rip her to bits

The countdown to lyrical war is on

Who will win and be crowned number one

By nine thirty tonight we'll have the results

Of which person threw the best insults

To the winner, the spoils, the bragging rights

While the loser, the knowledge that their rhymes is shite

Peace out Martha Fockers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm lovin these

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dropping hot rhymes here yo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mother fuckers grab my cock and my 9

Got my homies in da crib and I'm goin for mine

Pussies out the window, police are cold lampin on ya game

Yo titties blinking like tail lights and my pimp daddy's hair is on flames

No competition

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Update:

Cake boy is officially shitting his y-fronts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update:

Cake boy is officially shitting his y-fronts

why dont you mention the bit about you preparing when this was supposed to be off the cuff?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Update:

Cake boy is officially shitting his y-fronts

why dont you mention the bit about you preparing when this was supposed to be off the cuff?

I may have heard through the grapevine you were practising.

You gave me first verse.

I have first verse ready.

Pfffffft. Scared.

I'm an angel

Stop trying to make me sound naughty!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm very excited

I'm really hoping it gives people a chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very excited

I'm really hoping it gives people a chuckle!"

The most eagerly anticipated thread for quite some time I'd wager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm very excited

I'm really hoping it gives people a chuckle!"

I'm just after your tears!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

There's a problem with a rap battle,

Sometimes all mouth, no trousers and out the pram goes the rattle

Insults are primed and compliments attacked and someone's lines will be lyrically lacked

Stand up, stand tall hey loser watch the mic fall, with a boom in the room and an echo round you all

So the hype has been set over many a day, for princess versus cake their rhymes they will lay,

They will spit and splutter layers clear and not just a mutter.. till one is sliced bread and the other is in the gutter, so give it up big for the peach of Brum.. And wherever the hell Piece's from.

So pick a side all you Bro's and Ho's 8.30 is the time when their rhythm stream flows

Listen in, cheer, scream & stomp your feet.. I'll check the thread later coz I'm out on a meet

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Now some of you said I was sick

For my impression of Lady Lick

Was it sick in a good way

Or was I having a bad day

Guess I may never know

Even though I acted like a ho'

Touting and tarting for Fabs

So I could be on page one with the lads

The ones with big cocks

That make your eyes lock

Now I don't want to prattle

So will leave you to your battle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

He's at home, with his thesaurus and dictionary out.

I'm on the bus in my way to a social. That's how worried I am.

You may question, can I deliver

I'm leaving cake boy like chopped liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody from the DY3, put you right Martha focking hands and follow me. (Adapted from rap in '8mile)

I'm certain your postcode isn't DY3 but it fits the rhyme the best.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In the red corner we have Princess Peach

A lesson she is intending to teach

She's already shown creativity by being Seeside

So for Piece Of Cake this could be a tough ride

The challenger in the blue corner is the aformentioned POC

So let's see just how tough he can be

Ladies and gents it's going to be bloody

And if it rains might even be muddy

So when the bell rings at eight thirty

Pull up a seat it's going to get dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only an hour and a half now to the main event. Although Peach has gone out on a social so she may use the excuse she couldn't make it back in time...it wouldnt surprise me

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Not long now till the meeting

Can already hear POC bleating

He's starting to worry

While Peachy's eating her curry

On a social that she'll soon be leaving.

She's getting herself set

For winning this bet

While POC's resigned to losing.

Not sure what they'll win

It might come in a tin

But I'm sure the

Victor will love choosing.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im supporting _rincess peach

she s probably been practicing on a beach

does she quaver

does she quake

nah she says

piece of cake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Only an hour and a half now to the main event. Although Peach has gone out on a social so she may use the excuse she couldn't make it back in time...it wouldnt surprise me

I think not child.

I got 12 mins to spare

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"im supporting _rincess peach

she s probably been practicing on a beach

does she quaver

does she quake

nah she says

piece of cake

Thank you!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Everybody from the DY3, put you right Martha focking hands and follow me. (Adapted from rap in '8mile)

I'm certain your postcode isn't DY3 but it fits the rhyme the best.

Only 1 number out so I'll take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spittin venom? Bitch please, im the antidote

Taking verbal fire to all those shitty raps you wrote

Princess peach....is that when bowser kidn@ps a hoe? Don't worry babe, I'll be your mario.

Just a minute to go before the "main event" this shits going to be laughable

Makes me wanna revert to being a cannibal, I'm like an animal.....an animal who feels like taking a piece of cake, oh wait that's unimaginable.......

I don't eat out of date food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spittin venom? Bitch please, im the antidote

Taking verbal fire to all those shitty raps you wrote

Princess peach....is that when bowser kidn@ps a hoe? Don't worry babe, I'll be your mario.

Just a minute to go before the "main event" this shits going to be laughable

Makes me wanna revert to being a cannibal, I'm like an animal.....an animal who feels like taking a piece of cake, oh wait that's unimaginable.......

I don't eat out of date food

Boom!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm ready and waiting

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