FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite film quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Something a bit lighter.......

Mines is..... Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!!!!!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

My favourite is a Henry Hill line from Goodfellas...

"One day...one day some big kids from the neighbourhood carried my Mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Tou story, "You're a sad strange little man " x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riddle me this,

Riddle me that,

Who's afraid of the big, black bat?

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

D'ya like dags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

-Ben Stiller, Dodgeball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gort,Klaatu barada nikto.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Pain don't hurt - Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass the custard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bunny back in the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy,and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic?You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.It's hardly the hottest ticket in town darling"

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

" Monty you terrible cunt "

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

One girl...I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.....its on my bloody profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the bunny back in the box. "

Excellent film

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"When you want to shoot,shoot, don't talk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""When you want to shoot,shoot, don't talk""

Its times like this that I really wish I could write/spell sounds/music.....wah, wah (close?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you fucking pricks move and ill execute every motherfucking last one of you.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"2 minutes turkish" snatch

Arrrgggh you didn't see what she did with the carrot" biodome

"You dont understand do you I'm Unemployed 24/7 I ain't got enough hours in the fucking day" human traffic

"Don't hurt me uncle arch, I'm only little" rock n rolla"

"What I'm I doing I'm errm looking for the rest of this bottle oh there's some right there" Happy Gilmorton

"You know why your head hurts eh Kents, that's guilt" "No my head hurts cos' you shot me in it" Bulletproof

"Hi, you're nobody" "shush don't tell anyone" the last boy scout.

I could go on for hours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?

Striker: Surely you can't be serious?

Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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By *oeydudeMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"My favourite is a Henry Hill line from Goodfellas...

"One day...one day some big kids from the neighbourhood carried my Mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.""

One of the many, many brilliant lines in Goodfellas.

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

""When you want to shoot,shoot, don't talk"

Its times like this that I really wish I could write/spell sounds/music.....wah, wah (close?)

And how could I forget..

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I promise that I will never die"

Team America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery little suckers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""When you want to shoot,shoot, don't talk"

Its times like this that I really wish I could write/spell sounds/music.....wah, wah (close?)

And how could I forget..

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." "

A lady after my own heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the bunny back in the box. "

Love this film

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By *ustmaybeMan
over a year ago

Northwood

I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or play it again Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just... good business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.” — Ron Burgundy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me the money

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."
got to love Morgan Freeman voice overs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White guy: can i order a coffee, black

Black guy: can't you see we're talking, white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"That'll do pig, that'll do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you apologise if you were a diabetic?

Jack Nicholson in Anger management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs Robinson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life."

Awesome!

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Greater London

"fuck mini baby-bells" - Waj from Four Lions

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

""When you want to shoot,shoot, don't talk""

oh so fitting for fab...

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By *lokenBoobyCouple
over a year ago

gainsborough

Bond: You expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Your fat and I'll throw you in the river now fuck off

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

""fuck mini baby-bells" - Waj from Four Lions"
i like the bacon sarnie quote lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got lumps of it round the back

What have you done with Brad?

Nothing! Why, do you think I should??

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Think you used enogh dynamite butch? "Butch cassidy and the sundance kid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't punch ectoplasm.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Desperation is a stinky cologne - Super Troopers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood

Dodgeball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once new a girl named pandora,never did get to see her box ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some motherfuckers are always trying ice skate uphill!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take out this honky and waste him! Now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn till Dusk. I'm a bastard but I'm not a fucking bastard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some fuckin make up on woman. You make me fucking sick!!.

Jake from once were warriors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erin Brockovich - That's all you have. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes x

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

""fuck mini baby-bells" - Waj from Four Lionsi like the bacon sarnie quote lol"

I love the whole file.

"Eh Barry! am I blowing a dog in a ditch or am I a fucking p*ki Rambo?"

"No brother it me hands, big hands. Ere let me move closer so I gang bigger it"

"What the fuck is this?" "It's me prayer bear"

"No brother Omar I just looked, it's not my confused face bro"

I want a Waj!!! If you haven't seen four Lions you must stop.what you're doing right now and watch it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody tells me nuthin"

"Oh Baxter you know I don't speak Spanish"

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Once new a girl named pandora,never did get to see her box ?? "

Top film to character..

"If we're going down for all this write in things down malarkey some American bird rang the other day. Funny she gave one name the gave me a completely different name."

"Well, what was it?"

"Absolutely no idea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?"

Pointless, really... "Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light...

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"It's Friday, you aint got school, you ain't got work, you ain't t got shit to do! I'm Gown get you stoned!"

"You're abouts to witness the strength of street knowledge"

Whadda you know it the two little wankers from the airport. How's your mum ginger pubes?" "She's a bitch!"

"Pardon my French, but Cameron's so up tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put some fuckin make up on woman. You make me fucking sick!!.

Jake from once were warriors"

Jake the must!

Top movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said take care of him! Not, take CARE of him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a long way back when you don't know where you're going"

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

In Bruges:

Ken: Let's face it and I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: Leave my kids fucking put of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care if he's Muhammed I'm Hard Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters at the last minute.

Brick Top - Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more

Buddy the Elf what's you favourite colour

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh I have so many...

"I can't deal with that now"

"I have better things to do tonight than die."

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

"What you thinking? Pub?"

And most of Anchorman. We use to quote it during university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth...

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting..

I said I never had no use for one.I never said I didn't know how to use it...

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a tank full of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?"

Pointless, really... "Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question."

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nobody puts Baby in the corner....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

""That'll do pig, that'll do""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's their time, their time up there. Right now this is our time, our time down here.

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow"

"Klaatu Barada Ni[cough]"

"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

"Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds."

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"In Bruges:

Harry: Leave my kids fucking put of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!"
loads of quotes in that film. Like the one about the midgets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Your about as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop!"

Patches O'houlihan from Doge ball the movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Sorry had to cut and paste this. Couldn't be arse to type it all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face."

Amongst a few more from the masterpiece that is Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every line from Blazing Saddles.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

No thank you. Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"Every line from Blazing Saddles.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

No thank you. Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

Yes!!!!

It's twuuuu it's twuuuu it's TWUUUUU!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippery little suckers !

Pretty woman!

I like "dog poo, dog poo. Lovely, lovely dog poo"

Love drop dead Fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zulu's, thousands of em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're goin' we don't need roads.

(Doctor Emmett L Brown, Back to the Future)

When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit!

(Doctor Emmett L Brown, Back to the Future)

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

(Obi Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope)

Judge me by my size do you?

(Yoda - Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back)

You came in that thing?

(Princess Leia - Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope)

Look at the size of that thing.

(Wedge Antillies - Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. Good Morning Vietnam

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"

"Ludicrous speed. NOW!"

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

So many films, so little time!

Mine will have to be "I carried a Watermelon"

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"So many films, so little time!

Mine will have to be "I carried a Watermelon" "

Nobody puts baby in the corner. Iconic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!""

Full metal jacket: ^^^ this quote, but so many others. It probably shows how childish I am, but that never fails to make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be excellent to each other"

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By *hocolatefountainCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

"welcome to the party pal" die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I can't stop at one

Take me bed or lose me forever - Top Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""welcome to the party pal" die hard"

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came here to do two things. Chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" they live

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife" life of brian.

"It's an inanimate object"

"You're an inanimate fucking object" in bruge

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is always some motherfucker trying to ice skate up hill

- blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle the truth

Jack nickelson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Be excellent to each other""

"Party on dudes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the change, you filthy animal"

Was all I could think of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Dusk Til Dawn

"Anytime you wanna lap dance with that girl kid, just let me know alright. It's on me"

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

It's either...

They come at night... mostly (also my pub team name)

Take off and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure (useful in management meetings!)

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By *l4yerMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"From Dusk Til Dawn

"Anytime you wanna lap dance with that girl kid, just let me know alright. It's on me""

Ahh you side stepped the pussy quote.

This is a pussy blow out. We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Dusk Til Dawn

"Anytime you wanna lap dance with that girl kid, just let me know alright. It's on me"

Ahh you side stepped the pussy quote.

This is a pussy blow out. We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy."

Try and beat pussy for a penny. If you can cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck iiiitt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People die...act accordingly

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

It's a cluster fuck, sir. Marines shouldn't be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's either...

They come at night... mostly (also my pub team name)

Take off and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure (useful in management meetings!)

Yo. Stop your grinning and drop your linning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There always a bigger fish

The avalanche has already started it is to late for the pebbles to vote

How will this end in fire

I'll have what she having

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over a year ago

""What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"

"Ludicrous speed. NOW!"

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.""

Space balls. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or play it again Sam"

Bit late but if memory serves that isn't the correct quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a cluster fuck, sir. Marines shouldn't be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have."

Heartbreak Ridge. Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why so serious?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

Full metal jacket: ^^^ this quote, but so many others. It probably shows how childish I am, but that never fails to make me laugh. "

Cracks me up every time

there's so many good quotes throughout the film it's hard to pick just one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got lumps of it round the back

Don't mind him, he's, he's mad sir

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over a year ago

"We had two bags of grass,seventy-five pellets of mescaline,five sheets of high-powered blotter acid,a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers,downers,screamers,laughers.... Also a quart of tequila,a quart of rum,a case of Budweiser,a pint of raw ether,and two dozen amyls.But the only thing that worried me was the ether.There is nothing in this world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge...."

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"A pint of bitter." [clicks fingers to get barman's attention] "In a thin glass."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know its lame but my fav quote is ' I carried a watermelon '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or play it again Sam

Bit late but if memory serves that isn't the correct quote."

You right he never actually said it he said you played it for her you can play it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's a bit obscure: from "The Big Bus"......."Eat one lousy foot, and they call you a cannibal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erin Brockovich - That's all you have. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes x"

Bloody love this line!

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

Birdy nam nam

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"

"Ludicrous speed. NOW!"

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

Space balls. Love it."

It's a great film.

"She's gone from suck to blow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

Airplane

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Inspector Clouseau: [gesturing to the hotel's dog] Does your dog bite?

German hotelier: No.

[Clouseau bends down to pet the small dog; it attacks and viciously bites him.]

Inspector Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

German hotelier: That is not my dog.

Quality

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

The Right Stuff (1983)

Pancho Barnes: What are you two rookies gonna have?

Gordon Cooper: Rookies? Now hold on, sis. You are looking at a whole new ballgame here now. In fact, in a couple of years, I bet you're even gonna immortalize us by putting our pictures up there on your wall.

[unwittingly referring to the dead pilot memorial over the bar]

I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovered by the Germans in 1843 they named it Sandeiago after a whales vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or play it again Sam"

It was never said in the movie...

Actual quote was...

You played it for her play it for me...

Good pic choice though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss my lucky egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to be someone for a day than no one for a lifetime."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GREAT SCOT

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

My ex girlfriend?

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By *r GaltMan
over a year ago

worcester

Adapted from "Jaws" "We'll need a bigger", whatever it is?

Mr G

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By *r GaltMan
over a year ago

worcester

"Adapted from "Jaws" "We'll need a bigger", whatever it is?

Mr G"

The last one was bigger fridge becaut I suggested posting a list of my shortcomings on the fridge door!

Got to laugh. Haven't you?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oliver Norville Hardy, and this is my friend, Mr Laurel"

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By *r GaltMan
over a year ago

worcester

"Adapted from "Jaws" "We'll need a bigger", whatever it is?

Mr G

The last one was bigger fridge becaut I suggested posting a list of my shortcomings on the fridge door!

Got to laugh. Haven't you?"

I do leave myself wide open at times????

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Sorry had to cut and paste this. Couldn't be arse to type it all lol "

FMJ - What a movie!!

Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas and you don't much look like a steer to me!

So many great quotes!!

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Zulu's, thousands of em!!"

Another of my all time favourite movies

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Adapted from "Jaws" "We'll need a bigger", whatever it is?

Mr G

The last one was bigger fridge becaut I suggested posting a list of my shortcomings on the fridge door!

Got to laugh. Haven't you?

I do leave myself wide open at times????

Oh er Mrs

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"Slippery little suckers !

Pretty woman!

I like "dog poo, dog poo. Lovely, lovely dog poo"

Love drop dead Fred

"
look! No panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis but a scratch

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adapted from "Jaws" "We'll need a bigger", whatever it is?

Mr G"

Jaws contains some great lines. e.g.

'here's to swimmin' with bow legged wimmin' 'I can do anything,I'm the Chief of Police' and 'Smile you son of a bitch'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered.

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